What do you call jokes
What do you call a Gary Dinosaur?
A mega-sore-ass.
What do you call it if you find an old organ keyboard on the side of the road?
Organ harvesting.
What do you call a very rude bird? A mockingbird.
What do you call a bird with no wings?
Moas didn't even know that existed!
What do you call a Punjabi that’s drowning? Mandeep.
What do you call an octopus on land?
A spider, duh!
What do you call a burned Mexican? A fried torteya.
What do you call Peg and Cat from Peg + Cat? Egg + splat.
Eggy joke for all to enjoy!
What do you call expired milk?
The Milky Way.
What do you call a female octopus? An octopussy.
What do you call a thirsty girl?
An H2Hoe.
What do you call a nervous zucchini?
An edgy veggie.
What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pork chop.
What do you call an orphan in Alabama?
A virgin.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef! (aka dinner)
What do you call a short fortune-teller that escaped from jail?
A small medium at large.
What do you call a stabbed pig?
Porkchopped.
What is a pig's favorite Food Network channel?
Pork Chopped!
Hah, got 'em (I guess)!
What do you call a banana that peels itself?
Appealing!
What do you call a bad piece of wood? Knotty.
What do you call an Islamic LGBT member? A Gaylism.