What do you call jokes
Guys, what do you call an un-aborted and parentless child?...
An orphan.
What do you call a man with no shins? Tony.
Q: What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A: A family picture.
Q: What do you call a gay cowboy?
A: A jolly rancher.
What do you call Peg and Cat from Peg + Cat? Egg + splat.
Eggy joke for all to enjoy!
What do you call an octopus on land?
A spider, duh!
What do you call a very rude bird? A mockingbird.
What do you call an angry nut with a mustache?
A pistachio.
What do you call it when orphans take a family photo? A selfie!
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
This car in RC-XD.
What do you call it when an orphan takes a picture?
A family portrait/A selfie.
Pokemon: What do you call a killer that uses psycho powers?
Mr. Mime!
What do you call an accomplished opera singer with recurring gonorrhea?
Standing ovation!
What do you call Canadian weed? Canadabis.
What do you call a female octopus? An octopussy.
What do you call a thirsty girl?
An H2Hoe.
What do you call a nervous zucchini?
An edgy veggie.
What do you call an orphan in Alabama?
A virgin.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef! (aka dinner)
What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pork chop.