What do you call jokes
What do you call a banana that peels itself?
Appealing!
What do you call Flapple asleep? A Napple.
What do you call a creepy flower? A Pedel-File!
What do you call an Italian dog?
A labra-noodle.
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fsh f-i-s-h (and the eye).
What do you call a chair with a hat?
I don't know; the real question is, why was the chair wearing a hat?
What do you call a chair?
I don't know. What?
Oh, hi, Chairity!
What do you call a midget that waves at you?
A microwave.
What do you call a stick with a string on the end of it?
A fishing pole.
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear.
What do you call plane crash victims?
Down to earth people.
Q: What do you call a Chinese Billionaire?
A: Cha-ching!
"What do you call a person who is afraid of Santa Claus?"
"Claustrophobic!"
What do you call a black goldfish? A gigger.
What do you call a blowjob in Africa?
Breakfast.
What do you call an LGBTQ+ plane?
A biplane.
What do you call an apartment full of black people?
A CON-dominium.
What do you call a group of rappers stuck in traffic?
A cypher circle.
Q. What do you call anal sex with a politician?
A. A backroom deal.
what do you call a downie superhero? chromo-doner