What do you call jokes
What do you call a FAT Man under 5'9"?
A JUMBO shrimp.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on a bungy jump?
Spasticelastic.
What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe?
Robetoe.
What do you call a nervous Jedi? Panakin.
What do you call a committee of emo kids?
A cutting board!
What do you call a basement full of SJW's?
A whine cellar.
What do you call a disabled Chinese person?
Som Ting Wong.
What do you call it when an orphan takes a picture?
A family portrait/A selfie.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family portrait.
What do you call a dark, average height Punjabi male?
Josiah.
What do you call a Muslim and an Arab in a plane?
Pilots, you racist fuckers!
What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill?
Taco Bell going out of business.
What do you call a guy that's high in a wheelchair?
A baked potato.
What do you call a Mexican that lost his car?
Carlos.
What do you call a flat-chested depressed person?
A cutting board.
What do you call a sad rapper?
A SOB-HOP ARTIST.
What do you call a black couple who's on welfare and food stamps?
Lay-Z and Freeyonce.
What do you call a cow with all of his legs? High steaks.
What do you call a wild cow in a shop with old things?
A bull in a china shop.
What do you call a dinosaur with a butt?
A Butt-asaurus.