What do you call jokes
What do you call an Italian dog?
A labra-noodle.
What do you call a chair with a hat?
I don't know; the real question is, why was the chair wearing a hat?
What do you call a creepy flower? A Pedel-File!
What do you call a chair?
I don't know. What?
Oh, hi, Chairity!
What do you call a belt with a watch on it?
A waist of time!
What do you call a midget that waves at you?
A microwave.
What do you call a wild party in a bamboo forest?
Panda-monium!
What do you call an angry shopper?
A cuss-tomer.
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fsh f-i-s-h (and the eye).
What do you call Holly and Elenji?
A couple.
What do you call a stick with a string on the end of it?
A fishing pole.
What do you call a prehistoric crow? Crow-Magnon.
What do you call a special needs kid with a motorcycle?
Motor disease.
What do you call a cute door?
What do you call someone who fixes walls?
Juan, probably.
What do you call the heterosexual Michael Joseph Jackson?
Jeffrey Epstein.
What do you call a man with a Johnny on his nose? Fuck nose.
What do you call an alligator in a vest?
An investigator.
What do you call a Spanish footballer without legs?
Gracias.
What do you call Mexicans running down a hill?
Sandstorm.