What do you call a prehistoric crow? Crow-Magnon.
What Do You Call Jokes
What do you call a special needs kid with a motorcycle?
Motor disease.
What do you call a cute door?
What do you call someone who fixes walls?
Juan, probably.
What do you call an alligator in a vest?
An investigator.
What do you call a Spanish footballer without legs?
Gracias.
What do you call Mexicans running down a hill?
Sandstorm.
What do you call someone with a rubber toe?
Roberto.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They don’t know where home is.
I made a website for orphans, but it doesn't have a home page.
Doctor: I’m going to have to turn you away. Orphan: But why? Doctor: Because I’m a family doctor.
Why do orphans like boomerangs? Cause they come back.
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be wanted.
Girls are like rocks; the flat ones get skipped.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite TV show? Family Guy.
If you hit an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
If you hit an orphan with a car, at least you don't have to tell their parents.
Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father.
What does an orphan call a family photo? A selfie.
Why was the orphan a big success? Cause people say go big or go home, he only had one option.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite store? Home Depot.
What do orphans and blind kids have in common? They can’t see their parents.
Why can't orphans hear about ancient Egypt? Because they don’t know what a mummy is.
Why are orphans bad at poker? Because they don't know what a full house is.
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
What do you call a bus full of kids? A killstreak.
What do you call the United States of America under a Joe Biden presidency?
Answer: The Democratic People’s Socialist States of America. We're still America, just a different kind of America. And that’s no joke. 😔
What do you call a bunch of retarded kids in a swimming pool?
Vegetable soup.
What do you call a masturbating cow?
Beef stroganoff.
What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?
Full.
What do you call a group of special ed kids with guns? Special forces.
What do you call a pig in a farm?
- A pig in a farm.
What do you call a cow that doesn't produce any milk? An udder failure.
What do you call a person whose Lymphoma keeps recurring?
A Lymphomaniac.
What do you call the bear that pushes all the other bears into the pool?
The dry bear.
What do you call a black woman?
A Nigg-girl.
