What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family photo.
Listen up, buttercup. You know orphans don't have families, right? So when an orphan takes a picture of themself, it's just them. But, get this, they call it a "family photo" 'cause they ain't got no fam! Ain't that just a knee-slapper? Makes you think, huh? No, probably not.