What do you call jokes
What do you call a Chinese man with one leg? Tie one shoe.
What do you call a fat Indian that is actually a machine?
The "curry muncher 2000."
What do you call a cow who walks on two legs?
Lean beef.
What do you call a tamal that's in a bed?
Tamaleto.
What do you call a reverse exorcism?
It's where a demon pulls a priest out of a child.
What do you call an Indian man stuck in a tree?
A leaf.
What do you call a child predator and an illegal immigrant? Alien vs. Predator.
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
Nobody knows.
What do you call a toothless bear?
A gummy bear.
What do you call a one-legged hippo?
A hoppo!
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fffffsshhhhhh
Q: What do you call an angry monkey?
A: Furious George!
What do you call an orphan?
A bootysnagger45.
What do you call a gold digger?
A miner.
What do you call a blonde who's dyed her hair brunette?
Artificial intelligence.
What do you call an American house?
A gun safe.
What do you call a bird orgy?
No bird control.
What do you call a rabbit who is really cool?
What do you call a cow with three legs?
My ex.
What do you call a wife who knows where her husband is at all times?
A widow.