What do you call jokes
Person A: What do you call the dangly bit of an octopus?
Person B: Tentacles?
Person A: Ok *tickles person B ten times*
What do you call an angry shopper?
A cuss-tomer.
What do you call an accomplished opera singer with recurring gonorrhea?
Standing ovation!
Why did the loo 🚽 roll roll down the stairs? To get to the bottom.
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
What do you call a crowd of horny white women?
A field of cotton waiting to be picked.
What do you call a white person having a seizure?
A saltshaker.
What do you call an injured Panera Bread?
Panera Bled.
What do you call a batter in a hot air balloon?
What do you call a fat, lazy person who smokes weed? A baked potato.
What do you call a steak that tastes bad?
A MISsteak.
What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.
What do you call a tree?
A treeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
What do you call a kid named Caitlyn?
My best friend.
What do you call an Islamic LGBT member? A Gaylism.
What do you call a dick with three eyes?
Preston.
What do you call a blind German? Someone who can't Nazi!
What do you call it when an orphan takes a picture?
A family portrait.
What do you call a computer that sings?
A Dell.
What do you call an Irish lesbian?
A Gaelic.
What do you call a kid who sings well?
Melodic Minor.