What do you call jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where the home is.
Also, what do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family photo.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire? Hot wheels!
Q: What do you call an angry monkey?
A: Furious George!
What do you call a soda can’s dad? Pop!
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fffffsshhhhhh
What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta.
What do you call an orphan?
A bootysnagger45.
What do you call a gold digger?
A miner.
What do you call a bird orgy?
No bird control.
What do you call a toothless bear?
A gummy bear.
What do you call a rabbit who is really cool?
What do you call a cow with three legs?
My ex.
What do you call the Christian version of Donald Trump? Holy shit!
Q: What do you call America in a year? A: A wasteland.
What do you call a wife who knows where her husband is at all times?
A widow.
Q: What do you call a sad soda?
A: Soda-pressing.
What do you call a gay drive by?
A fruit roll up.
TASTE THE RAINBOW BITCH!!!
What do you call a chicken with no legs? Ground chicken 🤣💀🐔 Get WRAY'DDDDD!
What do you call Trump with no spray tan on his hair?
Your next door grumpy old neighbor.
What do you call an emo dating another emo?
The suicide duo.