What do you call the Christian version of Donald Trump? Holy shit!
What Do You Call Jokes
Q: What do you call America in a year? A: A wasteland.
What do you call a wife who knows where her husband is at all times?
A widow.
Q: What do you call a sad soda?
A: Soda-pressing.
What do you call a gay drive by?
A fruit roll up.
TASTE THE RAINBOW BITCH!!!
What do you call a chicken with no legs? Ground chicken 🤣💀🐔 Get WRAY'DDDDD!
What do you call Trump with no spray tan on his hair?
Your next door grumpy old neighbor.
What do you call an emo dating another emo?
The suicide duo.
What do you call a hung autist...
Dead.
What do you call a Muslim and an Arab in a plane?
Pilots, you racist fuckers!
What do you call a 3 humped camel?
Answer: a prostitute from New York. 😂😭💀
What do you call a green boner? The Grinch.
What do you call a terrorist that can fly?
A dart.
What do you call an idiot who needs to get a life?
The Stigg.
What do you call an Arab and a black man flying a plane?
Pilots. You racist f*ck.
What do you call a woman who thinks she can do anything a man can do? Wrong.
What do you call an anorexic person with a yeast infection?
A quarter-pounder with cheese.
Me: What do you call a group of retards?
Friend: Down town?
Me: Nope, target practice.
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
It's still called a "cow."
