What do you call jokes
What do you call a hippo that has been thrown in a pan?
Hippo-POT-amus!
What do you call seagulls that fly over a bay? Bay-gulls.
What do you call a group of depressed kids?
A suicide squad.
What do you call a funny drink?
Punch!
What do you call a kid with no arms or legs?
Don't matter what you call him, he ain't coming.
What do you call a droid that takes the long way around?
R2 Detour.
What do you call a German that is blind? A not-see.
What do you call an emo girl with a flat chest?
A cutting board.
What do you call a cow with horns? A horny cow.
Q: What do you call a little girl without arms and legs?
A: Names.
What do you call an American house?
A gun safe.
What do you call a one-legged hippo?
A hoppo!
What do you call a toothless bear?
A gummy bear.
What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta.
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fffffsshhhhhh
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire? Hot wheels!
What do you call a soda can’s dad? Pop!
What do you call an orphan?
A bootysnagger45.
What do you call a gold digger?
A miner.
What do you call a cow who walks on two legs?
Lean beef.