What do you call a black person having a fit?
A chocolate milkshake.
What Do You Call Jokes
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special forces.
Q: What do you call a Chinese Billionaire?
A: Cha-ching!
What do you call an Indian in a shower?
A cleaner.
What do you call a gay retard? Fruit and vegetable soup.
What do you call two Hispanics with Parkinson's disease?
Maracas.
What do you call a white person having a seizure?
A milkshake.
What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower?
Unemployed.
What do you call a chicken that catches ghosts? A poultrygeist.
What do you call an Italian dog?
A labra-noodle.
What do you call a chair with a hat?
I don't know; the real question is, why was the chair wearing a hat?
What do you call a creepy flower? A Pedel-File!
What do you call a chair?
I don't know. What?
Oh, hi, Chairity!
What do you call a belt with a watch on it?
A waist of time!
What do you call a midget that waves at you?
A microwave.
What do you call a wild party in a bamboo forest?
Panda-monium!
What do you call an angry shopper?
A cuss-tomer.
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fsh f-i-s-h (and the eye).
What do you call Holly and Elenji?
A couple.
What do you call a stick with a string on the end of it?
A fishing pole.
