What do you call jokes
What do you call an orphan that has a brother? The second one without one.
What do you call a terrible bus company?
Stagecoach Highlands.
What do you call gay parents?
Poly.
What do you call an artist who couldn't make it as Hitler?
What do you call a nerd in space?
A space nerd.
What do you call a deer with good eyes?
Good ideas.
What do you call a pedo with no legs? A creepy crawly.
What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs?
Names.
What do you call a trash bin for 9/11?
Osama Bin Laden.
What do you call someone that no one loves?
An orphan.
What do you call an emo with knife cuts on their wrist?
A barcode.
What do you call a Mexican who lost their car?
Carlos.
What do you call a gang of emo kids?
What do you call it when you sell Panera Bread in your shed?
Panera Shed.
What do you call a dumpster with an antenna on it? Radio Morocco.
What do you call a Spanish toilet?
Elton John.
What do you call it when you see nothing but pants? Brief psychotic disorder!
What do you call a Gary Dinosaur?
A mega-sore-ass.
What do you call it if you find an old organ keyboard on the side of the road?
Organ harvesting.
What do you call a gay drive-by?
A fruit roll-up.