What do you call jokes
What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?
The Virgin Mobile.
What do you call a blind German?
A Nazi/Nattzee.
Q: What do you call it when four Mexicans drown in quicksand?
A: Cuatro Cinco.
What do you call two female lovers spying on the government?
Lesbionage.
What do you call a child with no family?
Names.
What do you call a robot that feels like the opposite gender?
A transformer.
What do you call a patronizing criminal walking down the stairs?
A condescending con descending.
What do you call a kid on the track team who isn't on the track team?
A school shooter.
What do you call a depressed emo? Dead.
What do you call a Japanese person when their knees are cured?
"Happynese" (happy knees).
What do you call Aston?
Asston.
What do you call Joe from Family Guy in an electric wheelchair?
RoboCop.
What do you call an appetite including apples? Appletite.
What do you call a sad strawberry?
A blueberry.
What do you call an egg murder?
An eggs-terminator!
What do you call people who have an Oedipus complex?
Motherfuckers.
What do you call an ear that's dead? Deaf. Hahaha! Oh wait...
What do you call it when a boxer cums? Busting a nut.
What do you call a clever clock?
Clockwise.
What do you call super expensive shoes?
Cashews.