What do you call jokes
What do you call Canadian weed? Canadabis.
What do you call it when orphans take a family photo? A selfie!
What do you call a blind kid with an eye patch and no arms?
Names.
What do you call mouse sneakers? Squeakers!
What do you call a dad without a dad joke?
Dead.
What do you call a bored robot?
A “sigh”-borg.
What do you call it when a cow gets disciplined by her parents?
Grounded beef.
What do you call an emo kid playing with fire?
Forgot to clean little piece of dust.
What do you call a whale on a beach?
Banked.
What do you call a Gary Dinosaur?
A mega-sore-ass.
What do you call a questioning Constanta?
Curious George.
What do you call a downy who can't get a girlfriend?
Down bad.
What do you call a belt with a watch on it?
A waist of time!
What do you call expired milk?
The Milky Way.
What do you call a female octopus? An octopussy.
What do you call a thirsty girl?
An H2Hoe.
What do you call a nervous zucchini?
An edgy veggie.
What do you call an orphan in Alabama?
A virgin.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef! (aka dinner)
What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pork chop.