What do you call jokes
What do you call a wheelchair on fire?..
Hot Wheels.
What do you call a man without a body and a nose?
What do you call a Japanese person when their knees are cured?
"Happynese" (happy knees).
What do you call angry midgets?
Short-tempered.
What do you call a midget born from precum?
"Half Nut!"
What do you call Hitler when he gets thrown?
A gas grenade.
Credit to my boy tippecanoe3 for this joke.
What do you call it when Panera isn’t hungry?
Panera fed.
Credit to RogueRobot for this one:
What does Panera sleep in?
Panera bed.
What do you call a Panera Bread doctor?
A Panera med.
What do you call an Emo in the hanging gallows?
Happy for the first time.
What do you call a door that bells? A doorbell.
What do you call it when a man named Ned works at Panera Bread?
Panera Ned.
I'm on a roll with my jokes, right now!
What do you call a hamburger that can talk and walk?
Funny weird walkie hamburger and talkie cute hamburger. Lol.
What do you call Joe from Family Guy in an electric wheelchair?
RoboCop.
What do you call fake spaghetti?
An im-pasta.
What do you call a rabbit with a big ass?
A BUNny.
What do you call a suspicious dog?
A sussy bark-er.
Q: What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill?
A: A mud slide.
What do you call Autistic kids baking?
"Downies" with brownies.
Hey Ryan, what do you call a wall so large no man can conquer?
Answer: Ryan's forehead.
What do you call a gangster involved with anime? A Cuz-Player.