What do you call jokes
What do you call a midget that waves at you?
A microwave.
What do you call a belt with a watch on it?
A waist of time!
What do you call an angry nut with a mustache?
A pistachio.
What do you call super expensive shoes?
Cashews.
What do you call Canadian weed? Canadabis.
What do you call it when orphans take a family photo? A selfie!
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
This car in RC-XD.
What do you call it when an orphan takes a picture?
A family portrait/A selfie.
Pokemon: What do you call a killer that uses psycho powers?
Mr. Mime!
Q: What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A: A family picture.
Q: What do you call a gay cowboy?
A: A jolly rancher.
What do you call an accomplished opera singer with recurring gonorrhea?
Standing ovation!
Q: What do you call a blonde with only two brain cells?
A: Pregnant.
What do you call a terrorist on a wheelchair?
C4.
What do you call a terrible bus company?
Stagecoach Highlands.
What do you call an emo with knife cuts on their wrist?
A barcode.
What do you call a Mexican who lost their car?
Carlos.
What do you call a gang of emo kids?
What do you call an orphan that has a brother? The second one without one.
What do you call it when you see nothing but pants? Brief psychotic disorder!