What do you call jokes
What do you call a Gary Dinosaur?
A mega-sore-ass.
What do you call a questioning Constanta?
Curious George.
What do you call a downy who can't get a girlfriend?
Down bad.
What do you call a belt with a watch on it?
A waist of time!
What do you call expired milk?
The Milky Way.
What do you call a female octopus? An octopussy.
What do you call a thirsty girl?
An H2Hoe.
What do you call a nervous zucchini?
An edgy veggie.
What do you call an orphan in Alabama?
A virgin.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef! (aka dinner)
What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pork chop.
What do you call a short fortune-teller that escaped from jail?
A small medium at large.
What do you call a Jedi teacher who lives in a forest?
Obi-Wan Canopy
What do you call a wild party in a bamboo forest?
Panda-monium!
What do you call a bad piece of wood? Knotty.
What do you call an Islamic LGBT member? A Gaylism.
What do you call a stabbed pig?
Porkchopped.
What is a pig's favorite Food Network channel?
Pork Chopped!
Hah, got 'em (I guess)!
What do you call a cow that no one likes? The mooser.
What do you call a hippopotamus that stands out from the crowd?
A hipster!
What do you call a pointless pencil? Never mind, it’s so pointless.