What do you call jokes
What do you call an infant with no legs?
Ground beef.
What do you call a group of Indians that eat curry all the time?
The Munch Bunch.
What do you call a Panera Bread doctor?
A Panera med.
What do you call a kid with no friends?
A Sandy Hook survivor.
What do you call a gay drive-by? A fruit roll-up.
What do you call a smurf with no arms or legs?
A paintball.
What do you call vampire Matt Damon?
Bat Damon!
What do you call an Asian who can't hear?
Wha U Sai
What do you call a suspicious dog?
A sussy bark-er.
What do you call a dick with three eyes?
Preston.
What do you call someone in a wheelchair being pushed by a cannibal?
A to-go order.
What do you call a person that is both Black and Hispanic and was born on Wednesday? Miérkoolaids.
What do you call a booty that’s always negative?
A pessimist-cheek.
What do you call a prostitute weed dealer?
A pot-hole.
If you have a pair and it runs around the street, what do you call it? A running pair.
What do you call a rapper who becomes a chef?
A LYRICAL COOK!
What do you call depressed Sesame Street?
Emo's World.
What do you call an orphan village?
An orphanage.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
Lil' Seasoning.
What do you call a blind German?
A notsee.