What do you call jokes
What do you call a deer that has no eyes?
No eye deer.
What do you call a man with no body and no nose?
Nobody knows.
What do you call a Mexican who can’t find the bar?
Barlos.
What do you call a deaf dog? As you like, he doesn't hear you anyway.
What do you call a deaf person?
Whatever you want!
What do you call a duck that can fix anything? Duck tape.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie with Batman?
Two family reunions!
What do you call a gay drive-by?
A fruit roll-up.
What do you call an emo's face?
Elmo's son.
What do you call a bad player? A noob.
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No idea.
Bonus joke: What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
Still no idea.
What do you call a fake noodle?
An im-pasta.
What do you call a dad without a dad joke?
Dead.
What do you call it when a cow gets disciplined by her parents?
Grounded beef.
What do you call an emo kid playing with fire?
Forgot to clean little piece of dust.
What do you call a bored robot?
A “sigh”-borg.
What do you call a questioning Constanta?
Curious George.
What do you call a whale on a beach?
Banked.
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear.
What do you call a prehistoric crow? Crow-Magnon.