What do you call jokes
What do you call two Chinese lesbians?
Two can't chew.
What do you call a gold digger?
A miner.
What do you call a woman who aborted her quadruplets? A graveyard.
What do you call a suicide bomber in a wheelchair?
An RCXD (remote control explosive).
Q: What do you call white people on a black bus?
A: Oreo
What do you call a gay Megalodon?
Magalogay.
What do you call a bad joke?
A bad Noah!
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What do you call fake spaghetti?
An impasta.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun? Glock 46.
What do you call it when Hitler abuses his wife?
Adolf Hit Her.
What do you call an Indian plane that comes back?
A Boomerang.
What do you call your dad?
You don't. Hahahahaha!
What do you call a pig that does karate?
PORK-CHOP
What do you call a nut stuck to a wall?
A walnut.
What do you call a selfie taken by an orphan?
A family portrait.
What do you call a surprised Chinese man?
Ho Lee Fuk.
What do you call a fat, ugly, and hairy woman with a rape whistle? A feminist.
What do you call an orphan taking a family photo? A selfie.
Q: What do you call a black prostitute in space?
A: The Blackhole.
What do you call a bad amputation?
A rip-off.