What do you call jokes
What do you call a deaf dog? As you like, he doesn't hear you anyway.
Q: What do you call an emo business? A: A cutting board.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie with Batman?
Two family reunions!
What do you call a gay drive-by?
A fruit roll-up.
What do you call an emo's face?
Elmo's son.
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No idea.
Bonus joke: What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
Still no idea.
What do you call a bad player? A noob.
What do you call a fake noodle?
An im-pasta.
What do you call an orphan's family region?
Me time.
What do you call a duck that can fix anything? Duck tape.
What do you call an accomplished opera singer with recurring gonorrhea?
Standing ovation!
What do you call Canadian weed? Canadabis.
What do you call it when orphans take a family photo? A selfie!
What do you call a blind kid with an eye patch and no arms?
Names.
What do you call mouse sneakers? Squeakers!
What do you call a dad without a dad joke?
Dead.
What do you call a bored robot?
A “sigh”-borg.
What do you call it when a cow gets disciplined by her parents?
Grounded beef.
What do you call an emo kid playing with fire?
Forgot to clean little piece of dust.
What do you call a whale on a beach?
Banked.