What do you call jokes
What do you call a chair?
I don't know. What?
Oh, hi, Chairity!
What do you call a chair with a hat?
I don't know; the real question is, why was the chair wearing a hat?
What do you call a creepy flower? A Pedel-File!
What do you call an Italian dog?
A labra-noodle.
What do you call Flapple asleep? A Napple.
What do you call a hippopotamus that stands out from the crowd?
A hipster!
What do you call a pointless pencil? Never mind, it’s so pointless.
What do you call someone who fixes walls?
Juan, probably.
Q: What do you call a Chinese Billionaire?
A: Cha-ching!
Q. What do you call anal sex with a politician?
A. A backroom deal.
What do you call a blind German?
A Nazi (not see).
What do you call a crowd of horny white women?
Cotton waiting to be picked.
What do you call a disabled person that has no legs and likes being alone?
Leaving, walking.
What do you call a group of jumping Mexicans?
Border hoppers! LOL.
What do you call an Indian in a shower?
A cleaner.
What do you call a nut that screws and then bolts?
An escapee from a mental hospital.
"What do you call a person who is afraid of Santa Claus?"
"Claustrophobic!"
What do you call my friends?...
Short.
What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower?
Unemployed.
What do you call a gay person on fire?
LGBBQ