What do you call angry midgets?
Short-tempered.
What Do You Call Jokes
What do you call a man without a body and a nose?
What do you call Mordecai dressing up as a basketball player?
Blue Jay Simpson!
What do you call it when a man named Ned works at Panera Bread?
Panera Ned.
I'm on a roll with my jokes, right now!
What do you call a Panera Bread doctor?
A Panera med.
What do you call an Emo in the hanging gallows?
Happy for the first time.
What do you call a midget born from precum?
"Half Nut!"
What do you call a wheelchair on fire?..
Hot Wheels.
What do you call a door that bells? A doorbell.
Credit to my boy tippecanoe3 for this joke.
What do you call it when Panera isn’t hungry?
Panera fed.
Credit to RogueRobot for this one:
What does Panera sleep in?
Panera bed.
What do you call a Japanese person when their knees are cured?
"Happynese" (happy knees).
What do you call Hitler when he gets thrown?
A gas grenade.
What do you call an angry nut with a mustache?
A pistachio.
What do you call super expensive shoes?
Cashews.
What do you call Peg and Cat from Peg + Cat? Egg + splat.
Eggy joke for all to enjoy!
What do you call an octopus on land?
A spider, duh!
What do you call a deaf person?
Whatever you want!
What do you call a Mexican who can’t find the bar?
Barlos.
What do you call a giraffe giving a blow job to another giraffe?
Getting neck!
What do you call a deaf dog? As you like, he doesn't hear you anyway.
