What do you call jokes
What do you call people who jumped in the dam?
A dam fool.
What do you call a German lesbian?
A Kraut Muncher.
What do you call an engineer that bakes? A BAKENEER!
Warning: if you don't like gummy bears, DO NOT READ.
Q: What do you call a Mexican gummy bear?
A: Delici-Oso
What do you call expired milk?
The Milky Way.
What do you call Greg in your class? Obese.
What do you call a Hippie's Wife? A Mississippi.
What do you call a country with nukes?
Abomination.
What do you call a Mexican that lost his car?
Car-los
What do you call an overweight psychic?
A four chin teller.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
Lick-alot-a-puss.
What do you call a Mexican door?
Dora.
What do you call a field of masturbating cattle?
Beef strokin' off.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheels.
Q: What do you call a skeleton that goes to school but doesn't do any work?
A: Lazy bones.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Disabled.
What do you call a person whose heart stopped?
Dead.
What do you call a black man flying a plane?
A pilot, you racist bastard!
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef! XD
Q. What do you call anal sex with a politician?
A. A backroom deal.