What do you call jokes
What do you call a person with only one arm?
Half-assed.
What do you call a girl with no arms and no legs?
Names.
What do you call an orphan's family tree?
A stump.
What do you call a squad of emo kids?
Suicide Squad.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot wheels.
What do you call an Australian visiting the UK on holiday?
Returning to the scene of the crime.
What do you call Trump with no spray tan on his hair?
Your next door grumpy old neighbor.
What do you call a cow that's on the ground? Ground beef.
What do you call a large lamp that does illicit things to young children?
A Jacko Lantern!
What do you call a goldfish that got third place? A bronze fish.
What do you call Mordecai dressing up as a basketball player?
Blue Jay Simpson!
What do you call an orphan family photo?
A selfie.
What do you call a group of ethnically diverse disabled people?
Seasoned vegetables.
What do you call 1 normal kid and 2 retarded kids smoking weed?
Pot roast.
What do you call a cow with horns? A horny cow.
What do you call someone in a wheelchair with a gun? A rxd.
What do you call a door that bells? A doorbell.
What do you call a special needs kid with a motorcycle?
Motor disease.
What do you call a cow that is really sad? Utterly Depressed. HEHEHEHE
What do you call a well endowed gay male who is also in a wheelchair?
Meals on wheels.