What do you call jokes
What do you call a bunch of white people on a bench?
The NBA.
What do you call the longest reigning monarch?
The queen? No, she dead.
What do you call an orphan's family picture?
A selfie.
What do you call fake spaghetti?
An impasta.
What do you call a virgin kid locked in a room with a pedophile? Past tense.
What do you call a chicken staring at a pile of lettuce?
A chicken sees a salad.
(Say it out loud if you don't get it!)
What do you call a person in a wheelchair?
Virgin Mobile.
What do you call the woman that fucked sooooooo many hunks to have the condom break and a failure to be born? Ur Mum.
What do you call a girlfriend in the mirror?
(Your imagination.)
What do you call a disabled kid who is blind?
A grape chilli bean.
What do you call a white kid at the back of class?
A school shooter.
What do you call people who jumped in the dam?
A dam fool.
What do you call a German lesbian?
A Kraut Muncher.
What do you call an engineer that bakes? A BAKENEER!
Warning: if you don't like gummy bears, DO NOT READ.
Q: What do you call a Mexican gummy bear?
A: Delici-Oso
What do you call expired milk?
The Milky Way.
What do you call Greg in your class? Obese.
What do you call a Hippie's Wife? A Mississippi.
What do you call a country with nukes?
Abomination.
What do you call a Mexican that lost his car?
Car-los