What do you call jokes
What do you call a dinosaur with a butt?
A Butt-asaurus.
What do you call basketball for disabled people?
Rocket League?
What do you call a flying skunk?
A smelicopter.
What do you call a flying sheep?
A muttonbird.
What do you call a war dodo named Bob in WW2 and he came from Mars?
Bruno Mars.
What do you call an Indian gravedigger?
Digdeep.
What do you call a fake noodle? Impasta.
What do you call an orphan living with ghosts?
"Him and his dead family." :(
What do you call an African that is not hungry? Dead.
What do you call a kid going fast on a wheelchair?
Hot Wheels.
What do you call a gay dwarf?
Coming out of the cupboard.
What do you call a titan that can't swim?
TITANic
What do you call a sad strawberry?
A blueberry!
(classic)
What do you call an epileptic kid?
Little Seizures.
Why did the loo 🚽 roll roll down the stairs? To get to the bottom.
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
What do you call an orphan's selfie?
A family portrait.
What do you call a cow's facial hair?
A moostache.
What do you call it when you drop a bottle of food dye?
"It's dye-ing."
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh.
What do you call a magic owl? Hoo-dini.