What do you call jokes
What do you call James Bond when he’s taking a bath?
Bubble 07.
What do you call dead?
(Not Michael Jackson)
What do you call someone who gets killed at 12 o'clock on New Year's? First kill of the match.
What do you call a gay BBQ? LGBBQ.
What do you call a sad rabbit? Unhoppy!
What do you call a titan that can't swim?
TITANic
What do you call an Indian gravedigger?
Digdeep.
What do you call a fake noodle? Impasta.
What do you call an orphan living with ghosts?
"Him and his dead family." :(
What do you call an orphan's selfie?
A family portrait.
What do you call a sad strawberry?
A blueberry!
(classic)
What do you call a gay dwarf?
Coming out of the cupboard.
What do you call an epileptic kid?
Little Seizures.
Why did the loo 🚽 roll roll down the stairs? To get to the bottom.
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
What do you call a cow's facial hair?
A moostache.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on pot?
Pot wheels.
What do you call it when you drop a bottle of food dye?
"It's dye-ing."
What do you call a child version of Batman?
The Raped Crusader.
What do you call a lesbian? Me.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They don’t know where home is.
I made a website for orphans, but it doesn't have a home page.
Doctor: I’m going to have to turn you away. Orphan: But why? Doctor: Because I’m a family doctor.
Why do orphans like boomerangs? Cause they come back.
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be wanted.
Girls are like rocks; the flat ones get skipped.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite TV show? Family Guy.
If you hit an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
If you hit an orphan with a car, at least you don't have to tell their parents.
Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father.
What does an orphan call a family photo? A selfie.
Why was the orphan a big success? Cause people say go big or go home, he only had one option.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite store? Home Depot.
What do orphans and blind kids have in common? They can’t see their parents.
Why can't orphans hear about ancient Egypt? Because they don’t know what a mummy is.
Why are orphans bad at poker? Because they don't know what a full house is.
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.