What do you call jokes
What do you call a priest that graduated from law school?
Father-in-law.
What do you call a terrorist that can fly?
A dart.
Q: What do you call a Chinese billionaire?
A: Cha-Ching!
What do you call a cow grazing a field with 50% grass and 50% weed?
High steaks gambling.
What do you call an ant who fights crime?
A vigilANTe!
What do you call a duck with no head?
Your mom gay.
What do you call a cow's facial hair?
A moostache.
What do you call an orphan's home?
No home.
What do you call it if your mom is a guy and your dad is a woman?
Transparent.
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bull dozer.
What do you call Mexicans running down a hill?
Sandstorm.
What do you call the worst joke teller of all time?
Ben or Chris?
What do you call a murderer with two butts? An assassin.
What do you call a fish that can use a katana?
A salmon-rai.
What do you call a shitty movie? One that fucking sucks and shits.
What do you call a person?
A person.
What do you call a black man on the moon?
An astronaut, you fucking racist.
What do you call a cringey Indian man? A Cringian.
Sorry, the joke is bad :(
What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs?
Names.
What do you call an orphan with no relatives?
An orphan with no relatives.