What do you call jokes
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh.
What do you call a pig that knows karate?
Pork-chop!
What do you call nitrogen in the day? You call it day-trogen!
What do you call Stephen Hawking on pot?
Pot wheels.
What do you call a magic owl? Hoo-dini.
What do you call a fat fortune teller? A four-chin teller.
What do you call a flying sheep?
A muttonbird.
What do you call a flying skunk?
A smelicopter.
What do you call a Taliban in a bath bomb?
What do you call a deer with hooves in his ears?
Anything you want—he can’t hear you.
What do you call a sad rabbit? Unhoppy!
What do you call an Indian gravedigger?
Digdeep.
What do you call a fake noodle? Impasta.
What do you call a gay BBQ? LGBBQ.
What do you call someone who gets killed at 12 o'clock on New Year's? First kill of the match.
What do you call a low budget terrorist attack?
7/11
What do you call a kid going fast on a wheelchair?
Hot Wheels.
What do you call an African that is not hungry? Dead.
What do you call a flat-chested depressed person?
A cutting board.
What do you call dead?
(Not Michael Jackson)