What do you call jokes
What do you call a flying sheep?
A muttonbird.
What do you call it when you're dead because of that one drink in Panera Bread? Panera dead.
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato.
What do you call a lesbian? Me.
What do you call a fish with two knees?
What do you call a black woman?
A Nigg-girl.
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear.
What do you call a flat chested emo girl?
Cutting board.
What do you call a bunch of white people on a bench?
The NBA.
What do you call the longest reigning monarch?
The queen? No, she dead.
What do you call a Black Iron Man?
Robert Browny Jr.
What do you call an orphan's family picture?
A selfie.
What do you call fake spaghetti?
An impasta.
What do you call a virgin kid locked in a room with a pedophile? Past tense.
What do you call a chicken staring at a pile of lettuce?
A chicken sees a salad.
(Say it out loud if you don't get it!)
What do you call a person in a wheelchair?
Virgin Mobile.
What do you call the woman that fucked sooooooo many hunks to have the condom break and a failure to be born? Ur Mum.
What do you call a girlfriend in the mirror?
(Your imagination.)
What do you call a disabled kid who is blind?
A grape chilli bean.
What do you call a white kid at the back of class?
A school shooter.