What do you call jokes
What do you call a person in a wheelchair?
Virgin Mobile.
What do you call a girlfriend in the mirror?
(Your imagination.)
What do you call the woman that fucked sooooooo many hunks to have the condom break and a failure to be born? Ur Mum.
What do you call a chicken staring at a pile of lettuce?
A chicken sees a salad.
(Say it out loud if you don't get it!)
What do you call a disabled kid who is blind?
A grape chilli bean.
What do you call a Hippie's Wife? A Mississippi.
Warning: if you don't like gummy bears, DO NOT READ.
Q: What do you call a Mexican gummy bear?
A: Delici-Oso
What do you call expired milk?
The Milky Way.
What do you call Greg in your class? Obese.
What do you call fake spaghetti?
An impasta.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
Lick-alot-a-puss.
What do you call a country with nukes?
Abomination.
What do you call an overweight psychic?
A four chin teller.
What do you call a Mexican that lost his car?
Car-los
What do you call an orphan's family picture?
A selfie.
What do you call a virgin kid locked in a room with a pedophile? Past tense.
What do you call a Mexican door?
Dora.
Q: What do you call a skeleton that goes to school but doesn't do any work?
A: Lazy bones.
What do you call a field of masturbating cattle?
Beef strokin' off.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheels.