What do you call jokes
What do you call a fake noodle? Impasta.
What do you call an African that is not hungry? Dead.
What do you call a kid going fast on a wheelchair?
Hot Wheels.
What do you call someone who gets killed at 12 o'clock on New Year's? First kill of the match.
What do you call a gay BBQ? LGBBQ.
What do you call James Bond when he’s taking a bath?
Bubble 07.
What do you call a flat-chested depressed person?
A cutting board.
What do you call dead?
(Not Michael Jackson)
What do you call a dinosaur with a butt?
A Butt-asaurus.
What do you call a criminal?
Disarmed and dangerous.
What do you call basketball for disabled people?
Rocket League?
What do you call two men fucking? My dad and I. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
What do you call a cow's facial hair?
A moostache.
What do you call an Indian gravedigger?
Digdeep.
What do you call an orphan living with ghosts?
"Him and his dead family." :(
What do you call a gay dwarf?
Coming out of the cupboard.
What do you call an epileptic kid?
Little Seizures.
What do you call an orphan's selfie?
A family portrait.
What do you call a sad strawberry?
A blueberry!
(classic)
Why did the loo 🚽 roll roll down the stairs? To get to the bottom.
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!