What do you call jokes
What do you call an orphan's family photo?
A selfie.
What do you call a fat person in a wheelchair?
A broken wheelchair.
What do you call a virgin kid locked in a room with a pedophile? Past tense.
What do you call an abortion in a bathtub?
Chunky Tomato Soup.
What do you call Stephen Hawking's toes on fire?
Hot Wheels.
What do you call a fly without wings?
A walk.
What do you call a group of Emos?
Suicide squad.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
RC-XD
What do you call an anorexic blond with a yeast infection?
... A quarter pounder with cheese.
What do you call a baby kangaroo? Joey.
What do you call a 6 year old named Joey? Supper.
What do you call it when a lizard can’t get a boner?
Ereptile Dysfunction!
What do you call a Mexican that dives into a pool? Bean dip.
What do you call a Mexican midget?
A paragraph, because he's not a full essay.
What do you call women's rights: A blank sheet of paper.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on his period?
Mario Kart.
What do you call a skeleton with no bones? A boneless boy.
What do you call a goat?
A goat.
What do you call six gay men at war? Rainbow Six Siege.
What do you call an orphan family photo?
A selfi.
What do you call a girl skeleton dancing?
A bone-étit.