What do you call a convict in prison for touching little girls? A boy named Brandon.
What Do You Call Jokes
What do you call an emo committing suicide while filming it?
America’s Funniest Home Videos.
(lol)
What do you call a Mexican Transformer? Optimus Juan!
What do you call a cow with no legs?
A cow with no legs.
What do you call a man with no body and no nose?
Nobody knows. No body, nose.
What do you call a Pakie with a wooden leg?
Shit on a stick.
What do you call an Asian in a wheelchair? Sum Ting Wong.
What do you call an epileptic kid on cocaine?
An earthquake.
What do you call a hospital that's flooded with vegetable soup?
What do you call a retarded fruit?
Mentally in-pear-ed.
What do you call a plane with no wings?
Sally.
What do you call a bulldog and a shih tzu? A bullshit.
What do you call a little boy with no arms and no legs?
Names.
What do you call six gay men at war? Rainbow Six Siege.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't matter; he's not coming.
What do you call anal rape?
Ass cream.
What do you call a girl with only one leg? Eileen.
What about an Asian girl with only one leg? Irene.
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Lean beef.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
What do you call an octopus with a hat?
An octopus with a hat, of course.
What do you call a bunch of Muslims in a bath?
A bath bomb.
