What do you call jokes
What do you call Miles Morales Spider-Man from Europe?
Kilometers Morales.
What do you call an orphan who grows up to become a priest?
Father Les.
What do you call a lesbian alien? A "lesbeening."
What do you call someone who is extra virgin?
Mrs. Frame.
What do you call an orphan fish?
Self-ish.
What do you call security outside a Samsung store?
Guardians of the Galaxy.
What do you call a person who wants to be punched a lot?
A clout chaser.
Search up "clout meaning" if you don't get it.
What do you call a five year old with no friends?
A Sandy Hook survivor.
What do you call an Asian man flying a plane?
A pilot, you racist fuck!
What do you call someone with one arm and no legs?
Names.
What do you call a Muslim in a swimming pool? A bath bomb.
Q. What do you call a Muslim basketball player?
A. Osama Bin Ballin'.
What do you call having a 69 with a guy in a wheelchair?
MEALS ON WHEELS :-)
What do you call my sister?
Suicidal.
Me: What do you call 4 depressed kids?
My friend: What?
Me: The Suicide Squad.
What do you call a wild cow in a shop with old things?
A bull in a china shop.
What do you call Helen Keller in a pitch black, sound proof room?
Redundant.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
What do you call a bunch of Muslims in a bath?
A bath bomb.
What do you call a dwarf with borderline autism? Jimothy.