What do you call jokes
What do you call a cow that eats grass?
A lawn mooer.
What do you call the Christian version of Donald Trump? Holy shit!
What do you call four black people in a sleeping bag?
A Kit Kat.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
M.C. Grill
What do you call a taco in bed?
Es(tá co)stado.
What do you call a Mexican who lost their car?
Carlos.
What do you call a black abortion clinic?
Crime Stoppers.
What do you call a gay cow? A gay cow.
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
Correctly spelled.
What do you call a dancing cow that dies while dancing?
Dead mooves.
What do you call two homeless people throwing rocks at each other?
A pillow fight.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
What do you call a cow with three legs? Lean beef.
What do you call a cow with two legs? Read the title.
What do you call a party planned by Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein?
A high school pill party.
What do you call a lady with a pyramid on her head?
mummy
What do you call a bunch of Muslims in a bath?
A bath bomb.
What do you call someone who farts in public? A private tutor.
What do you call a skinny black dick? A Tootsie Roll.
You: What do you call a door knob without the lock?
Me: I don't know.
You: Are you sure?
Me: I don't know.
You: Okay.
What do you call a gay emo kid?
Fruit Ninja.
What do you call a communist pirate ship?
The USS Arrrrr.