What do you call jokes
What do you call a man with no body and no nose?
Nobody knows. No body, nose.
What do you call a Mexican Transformer? Optimus Juan!
What do you call an emo committing suicide while filming it?
America’s Funniest Home Videos.
(lol)
What do you call a cow with no legs?
A cow with no legs.
What do you call a Pakie with a wooden leg?
Shit on a stick.
What do you call an epileptic kid on cocaine?
An earthquake.
What do you call an Asian in a wheelchair? Sum Ting Wong.
What do you call a hospital that's flooded with vegetable soup?
What do you call a retarded fruit?
Mentally in-pear-ed.
What do you call a plane with no wings?
Sally.
What do you call a bulldog and a shih tzu? A bullshit.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't matter; he's not coming.
What do you call a little boy with no arms and no legs?
Names.
What do you call six gay men at war? Rainbow Six Siege.
What do you call anal rape?
Ass cream.
What do you call a girl with only one leg? Eileen.
What about an Asian girl with only one leg? Irene.
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Lean beef.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
What do you call a skinny black dick? A Tootsie Roll.
What do you call an octopus with a hat?
An octopus with a hat, of course.
What do you call a bunch of Muslims in a bath?
A bath bomb.