What do you call jokes
What do you call security outside a Samsung store?
Guardians of the Galaxy.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Lean beef.
Two of the worst jokes ever.
What do you call an orphan fish?
Self-ish.
What do you call a bulldog and a shih tzu? A bullshit.
What do you call a five year old with no friends?
A Sandy Hook survivor.
What do you call an Asian man flying a plane?
A pilot, you racist fuck!
What do you call a convict in prison for touching little girls? A boy named Brandon.
What do you call someone with one arm and no legs?
Names.
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Lean beef.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
What do you call a Muslim in a swimming pool? A bath bomb.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
What do you call a virgin kid locked in a room with a pedophile? Past tense.
Q. What do you call a Muslim basketball player?
A. Osama Bin Ballin'.
What do you call having a 69 with a guy in a wheelchair?
MEALS ON WHEELS :-)
What do you call a fat person in a wheelchair?
A broken wheelchair.
What do you call Hiroshima and Nagasaki?
The world's first microwaves.
What do you call my sister?
Suicidal.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special forces.
Me: What do you call 4 depressed kids?
My friend: What?
Me: The Suicide Squad.
What do you call a wild cow in a shop with old things?
A bull in a china shop.