What do you call jokes
What do you call a deaf child?
-Ryan Simmonite-
What do you call a white girl having a seizure? A vanilla shake.
What do you call a Mexican under a carpet? Underlay, underlay.
Q: What do you call a girl walking down a street?
A: Lost, she's supposed to be in the kitchen.
What do you call Hitler in a pool? Adolfin.
What do you call a chicken staring at a pile of lettuce?
A chicken sees a salad.
(Say it out loud if you don't get it!)
Guys, what do you call an un-aborted and parentless child?...
An orphan.
What do you call a droid that takes the long way around?
R2 Detour.
What do you call a retard with AK special forces?
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
What do you call a cow with three legs? Lean beef.
What do you call a cow with two legs? Read the title.
What do you call a terrorist swimming?
A bath bomb!
What do you call a kid with autism who saw Star Wars?
Chewbacca.
What do you call onions and beans?
Tear gas.
What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe?
Robetoe.
What do you call a pessimistic Mexican? A Mexican't.
What do you call a Muslim who owns 6 goats? -- A pimp.
Q: What do you call a Mexican man that lost his car?
A: Carlos.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A lick-a-lot-of-puss.
What do you call an emo committing suicide while filming it?
America’s Funniest Home Videos.
(lol)
What do you call a stoned Mexican?
Baked bean.