What do you call jokes
What do you call someone with one arm and no legs?
Names.
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Lean beef.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
What do you call a Muslim in a swimming pool? A bath bomb.
Q. What do you call a Muslim basketball player?
A. Osama Bin Ballin'.
What do you call having a 69 with a guy in a wheelchair?
MEALS ON WHEELS :-)
What do you call my sister?
Suicidal.
Me: What do you call 4 depressed kids?
My friend: What?
Me: The Suicide Squad.
What do you call a wild cow in a shop with old things?
A bull in a china shop.
What do you call Helen Keller in a pitch black, sound proof room?
Redundant.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
What do you call a bunch of Muslims in a bath?
A bath bomb.
What do you call a dwarf with borderline autism? Jimothy.
What do you call a man with no body and no nose?
Nobody knows. No body, nose.
What do you call a Mexican Transformer? Optimus Juan!
What do you call an emo committing suicide while filming it?
America’s Funniest Home Videos.
(lol)
What do you call a cow with no legs?
A cow with no legs.
What do you call a Pakie with a wooden leg?
Shit on a stick.
What do you call an epileptic kid on cocaine?
An earthquake.
What do you call an Asian in a wheelchair? Sum Ting Wong.
What do you call a hospital that's flooded with vegetable soup?