What do you call jokes

Dog

What do you call a dog with no legs?

It doesn't matter; he's not coming.

Girl

What do you call a girl with only one leg? Eileen.

What about an Asian girl with only one leg? Irene.

Cow

What do you call a cow with two legs?

Lean beef.

What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.

Octopus

What do you call an octopus with a hat?

An octopus with a hat, of course.

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  • Robot

    What do you call a male robot who wants to be a girl?

    A trans-former.

    Fire

    What do you call California during a forest fire?

    Completely normal.

    Blonde

    What do you call a blonde in the freezer?

    Her parents named her Jessica, so we should probably continue to call her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow.