What do you call a chubby Robert Pattinson? The Fatman.
What Do You Call Jokes
What do you call Thanatos' favorite app on his phone?
What do you call a transgender person in a wheelchair?
An Autobot.
What do you call a 17-year-old orphan?
Homeless.
What do you call a bald person on fire?
A fried egg.
What do you call a nut that screws and then bolts?
An escapee from a mental hospital.
What do you call a person in a wheelchair that lives in Africa?
Dry Vegetable.
What do you call a Pegasus that is being sus?
A megasus!
What do you call a terrorist at a cinema?
A box office bomb.
What do you call a homeless Hitler?
A roofless dictator.
What do you call a donkey and a potato?
Assround
What do you call a flat chested emo girl?
Cutting board.
Q: What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
A: Special forces.
What do you call an alligator that reads maps? Navigator.
I apologize if those jokes didn't meet your expectations. Humor can be subjective, and different people have different tastes when it comes to jokes. I'll try my best to share a few more jokes with you:
Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!
Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts!
What did one hat say to the other hat? You stay here, I'll go on ahead!
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!
Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they'd be called bagels!
What did one wall say to the other wall? I'll meet you at the corner!
Why don't eggs tell jokes? They might crack up!
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
I hope these bring a bit more amusement. Let me know if there's anything else I can assist you with!
Here are 20 jokes for you:
Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
What did one wall say to the other wall? I'll meet you at the corner!
Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts!
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers? He'll stop at nothing to avoid them!
How does a bee style its hair? With a honeycomb!
Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta!
What's the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs!
Why don't eggs tell jokes? Because they might crack up!
Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts!
What did one plate say to the other plate? Dinner is on me!
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they would be bagels!
Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems!
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots!
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bull-dozer!
I hope these jokes brought a smile to your face! Let me know if you'd like to hear more.
I asked a European what do you call Karens in your country? He said, "American women."
Okay, what do you call that purple thing in your mom's top dresser drawer that she calls her best best friend for some weird reason?
Dad better look out from Bob, battery-operated boyfriend, hahaha!
What do you call a rich Chinese child?
"Ching Ching..."
What do you call an autistic My Little Pony?
Twilight Special.
