What do you call jokes
What do you call a sex offender attending church? A priest.
What do you call a retarded person and a stroke victim in the same bed?
Mashed potatoes.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Disabled.
What do you call a hospital that's flooded with vegetable soup?
What do you call a router in a thong?
CISCO....(that thong thong thong thong!)
What do you call a school shooting survivor who grows up to be a prostitute on the West Coast?
A Sandy Hooker
What do you call the midget sea?
A pond.
What do you call a male cow who’s taking a nap?
A bull dozer.
What do you call it when tectonic plates start racing?
Continental Drift.
What do you call diarrhea from a hot woman? Chocolate milk.
What do you call diarrhea from a fat woman? Arsenic.
What do you call a chicken looking at a bowl of salad?
A chicken sees a salad (chicken Caesar salad).
What do you call a fat girl with a rape whistle?
Optimistic.
What do you call someone that is Mexican that has a BMW?
A big Mexican woman.
What do you call a dead pine tree? A Nevergreen!
What do you call a three humped camel?
A prostitute from New York.
What do you call a burning church?
Holy smokes.
What do you call a single bisexual?
All bi myself.
What do you call a girl skeleton dancing?
A bone-étit.
What do you call people who go to space? Icetronauts lolololol hahahahah.
What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call him, he's not coming.