What do you call jokes
What do you call a person who tries to get you on a dating website... a Brodie.
What do you call a green camel?
My parents left me.
What do you call a cross between a priest and a child?
The cross shoved up the priest’s ass as he ‘downward dogs’ the kid.
What do you call a white man having intercourse with a black woman?
An Oreo.
What do you call a dwarf with ESP that escaped a prison?
A small medium at large.
What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef.
What do you call a redneck on fire?
A fire cracker.
What do you call Trump with no spray tan on his hair?
Your next door grumpy old neighbor.
What do you call a chicken that catches ghosts? A poultrygeist.
What do you call a bunch of bi-racial, retarded kids? Mixed vegetables.
What do you call a funny cow?
A cowmedian.
what do you call a chicken who crossed the road?........suicidal.
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear.
What do you call a Mexican in the zombie apocalypse?
Answer: "Sweet and spicy chicken."
What do you call it when you get away with masturbating in the shower?
You got off clean.
What do you call a bear without an ear?
B.
What do you call a cow with no legs? (Ground Beef!) No, a cow! The absence of legs does not change the fact that the species is still a cow!
What do you call a DOG with no legs? (A dog?) It doesn't matter what you call it, as it's never going to come.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire? Hot wheels!
What do you call a fat bitch that eats cum from used condoms? Your mom!
What do you call a stalker stalking himself? A narcissist.