What do you call jokes
What do you call nitrogen in the day? You call it day-trogen!
What do you call a person with no arms or legs lying face first in a river? Bob.
What do you call two people with no arms or legs standing in front of a window? Curt and Rod.
What do you call a baby that came out of their mother's womb? A virgin.
What do you call an idiotic cow?
A mis-steak!
What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill?
Taco Bell going out of business.
What do you call a blonde in a freezer?
Her parents called her Cindy, so we should probably continue calling her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow.
What do you call a digital hamburger? Processed meat.
What do you call a pig that knows karate?
Pork-chop!
What do you call a white girl at Starbucks?
At home.
What do you call a baby in an elevator?
Lubrication.
What do you call a dog that's faced backwards?
A god.
What do you call someone who farts in public? A private tutor.
What do you call an annoying emo kid? A nuisance.
What do you call a fight between an illegal immigrant and a pedophile? Alien vs Predator.
What do you call a person who tries to get you on a dating website... a Brodie.
What do you call a green camel?
My parents left me.
What do you call a cross between a priest and a child?
The cross shoved up the priest’s ass as he ‘downward dogs’ the kid.
What do you call a white man having intercourse with a black woman?
An Oreo.
What do you call a dwarf with ESP that escaped a prison?
A small medium at large.
What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef.