If a person walks off a hundred-foot cliff and halfway down screams, "Why did I do that?" Then a second person walks off the same one-hundred-foot cliff and screams the same verse, "Why did I do that?" Then another person walks off the cliff and screams the same line, "Why did I do that," and the next person does the same thing. What do you call that?
(Stupid People)
What do you call a zombie?
Nothing because zombies aren’t real, and if they were, you would be dead.
What do you call a downy under water?
Dead fish
What do you call a hillbilly girl who's faster than her brothers?
A redneck virgin.
What do you call a belt made of watches? A waste of time.
What do you call a policeman/farmer?
A farmer in blue!
What do you call a malignant cell in Paris?
A Royale with cancer.
What do you call the girl with no arms and no legs?
Names.
What do you call it when a Mexican and a pedophile fight?
Alien vs Predator.
What do you call 10,000 lawyers at the bottom of the sea?
A good start :)
What do you call a girl with no arms and no legs?
Names.
What do you call blue and orange at the bottom of a pool?
A baby with flat armbands!
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fsh f-i-s-h (and the eye).
What do you call a retarded three legged doggo heckin pupper monster? A 1996 Dodge Neon with a broken tail light cover and 166,748.46 miles on the odometer.
It could use a tune up and it needs a new transmission soon. New rear tires and a new radiator. Test drives with cash in hand. HMU motivated seller. Don’t waste my time and no lowballs.
What do you call a duck on drugs?
A quackhead.
What do you call a pool full of retards?
Vegetable soup.
What do you call a sheep with no legs?
A cloud.
What do you call a bunch of Aboriginals rolling down a hill?
Abo-lanche.
What do you call a person without a nose and who doesn't know much?
Nose-less.
Q: What do you call a skeleton that goes to school but doesn't do any work?
A: Lazy bones.
