What do you call jokes
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheeles.
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bull dozer.
What do you call a skeleton with no arms? An un-armed skeleton.
What do you call an owl that does magic?
Hooodini.
What do you call a skeleton with no bones? A boneless boy.
What do you call a gay cactus?
A "prick."
What do you call a clock on a belt?
A waist of time.
What do you call a girl that likes reading? Page.
What do you call a Black person flying a plane?
A pilot, you racist!
What do you call it when Portericans surround your house?
A spicket fence!
What do you call a bus full of white people?
A TWINKiE!!!
What do you call 1 normal kid and 2 retarded kids smoking weed?
Pot roast.
Me: What do you call a group of retards?
Friend: Down town?
Me: Nope, target practice.
What do you call high Mexicans?
Baked beans ;)
What do you call a bad amputation?
A rip-off.
what do you call a drunken sailer?
arrested.
What do you call a homeless orphan?
Homo-less.
What do you call a baby with red curry fried hair?
A baby using a potato peeler and a comb.
what do you call a bunch of retarded kids in a hot tub?
steamed vegetables.
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fsh.