What do you call a group of ethnically diverse disabled people?
Seasoned vegetables.
What do you call a bum person with a brain?
A hillbilly.
What do you call a kid with no friends?
A Sandy Hook survivor.
What do you call the Spanish translation of the 9th Star Wars movie?
Rogue Juan.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
What do you call a cow with three legs? Lean beef.
What do you call a cow with two legs? Read the title.
What do you call a white girl that can run faster than her brothers?
The redneck virgin.
What do you call a private nun?
Nun-o-yo-business.