What do you call jokes
What do you call a mammal that has no hair?
Cancer.
What do you call a gay friend?
Miguel Del Rosario Domingo.
What do you call a rich Chinese guy?
"Ching ching."
What do you call a girl with only one arm and leg?
Eileen.
What do you call a fat Chinese guy?
A double chinkey.
What do you call a blonde who dyes her hair?
Artificial Intelligence.
What do you call a nut on a wheelchair?....A busted nut.
What do you call a Chinese man with one leg? "Tie won shu."
What do you call a drivable Hamburger?
What?
A Hamborgini.
What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass.
What do you call a kid having a seizure on a dance floor? An improvement.
What do you call a fish with no eye?
A ffsshh.
What do you call a pig that pulled a leg? Pulled pork.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot wheels.
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
An irrel-elephant ;)
What do you call a mouse that doesn't like being known about?
Anonymouse.
What do you call a plane with no wings?
Sally.
What do you call a disabled Asian?
Sum Ting Wong.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheels.
What do you call an animal underground? A fossil.