What do you call jokes
What do you call mo on a dating website? Tissue face.
What do you call sex?
Making cake.
What do you call an amazing goat?
A goat-zing.
What do you call a fantastic goat?
Goatastic! So funny please like.
What do you call frozen Ibuprofen?
A chill pill.
What do you call a girl with no legs? Sarah.
What do you call an Olympic gold medalist skiing? Not Sarah.
Q. What do you call a Mexican Jedi?
A. a PadaJuan.
Q: What do you call a religious Wookie?
A: Jewbacca.
What do you call a skeleton who went out in the snow? A numb skull!
What do you call a Mexican midget?
A paragraph, because he’s not a full Esé.
What do you call a goldfish that got third place? A bronze fish.
What do you call a bad bull?
A bully.
Why do I call my dog a vibrator?
Because every time my dog acts like a dildo, I beat him, and when I beat him, he shakes. What do you call a shaking dildo? A vibrator, therefore I call my dog a vibrator.
What do you call someone with an extra chromosome winning in a pool?
Posiedown.
What do you call a fish that can use a katana?
A salmon-rai.
What do you call a hot Mac Book Pro?
A Mac Daddy Pro.
What do you call a fish that smokes? "A puffer."
What do you call a paralyzed turtle?
Shell shocked.
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Your father.
What do you call an all-you-can-eat buffet for a pedophile? A school bus.