What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call a hippopotamus that stands out from the crowd?
A hipster!
What do you call a person with a hole in their shoe?
A Christian.
What do you call a skunk falling from the sky?
A stink bomb!
What do you call an old snowman that survived till summer?...
Water... yup, water...
What do you call a depressed person?
Me.
What do you call a nut in jail?
A busted nut.
What do you call a person who's got their wisdom tooth removed too late?
Dumb.
What do you call a scared octopus?
A octopussy.
What do you call an orphan's family reunion? "Me time."
What do you call a rabbit who is really cool?
What do you call an Asian that steals cars? Tommy toke a motor.
What do you call a bee’s love?
Honey.
What do you call a dog that tells time?
A watchdog.
What do you call a baby potato?
Small fry!
What do you call a cow 🐮 in an earthquake?
A milkshake.
What do you call a mushroom 🍄 with many friends?
A fungi.
what do you call a cow that fell?
Ground beef.
What do you call a musician 👩🎤 who drinks soda and sings 🎤 at the same time?
A popsinger.
What do you call a sick eagle?
Ill-eagle! 😂
What do you call a ghost bee?
Boobees.