What do you call a nosy pepper?
Jalapeno.
What do you call a nosy pepper?
Jalapeno.
What do you call a sad Doge?
What?
Nothing but Sarrrooooddd!
What do you call a stupid male Indian?
"Anshu-man."
What do you call an hourglass with no sand in it?
A waist of time.
Hello, I'm hahaha. What do you call a funny rubber toe?
Roberto!!~!~!!! AaaaAQAAAHAHAHAA. And like hahaha, what's wrong with airline food? They're not black and they're not people.