What do you call a happy child swinging with her friends at recess?
Not Sally.
What do you call a school that can talk? A school 🏫 with a face
What do you call a school bus that you can not drive? A friend
What do you call a school bus driver that keeps going to sleep? A monster
Q. What do you call a goose that thinks he's a goat?
A. A Billy Goose
What do you call a airplane that doesn’t fly, wingless
What do you call a kid with cancer walking through the airport?
•Terminal
What do you call a cat 🐈 that is glued down? A big cluck.
What do you call a burger 🍔 with one eye?
A one giant.
What do you call a cow with no toes?
Lac-toes intolerant.
What do you call a cow that doesn't stop shaking?
A milkshake
What do you call a nosy pepper?
Jalapeno.
What do you call an old snowman?
Answer: Water.
What do you call a group of redneck superheroes?
The Inbredibles.
What do you call a sad Doge? What? Nothing but Sarrrooooddd!
What do you call a 60 year old with a bomb?
Suicide Boomer.
What do you call a pineapple in a pun?
A Puneapple.
what do you call a pig with two legs.....................Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahaa
What do you call a creepy IT teacher?
A PDF file.
What do you call a cup with a handle?
A mug! HAHA ha... My parents just got a divorce :(
