What do you call a cup with a handle?
A mug! HAHA ha... My parents just got a divorce :(
What do you call a stupid male Indian?
"Anshu-man."
What do you call an hourglass with no sand in it?
A waist of time.
What do you call a dinosaur that likes subtraction?
a galiminus.
What do you call a short person that goes to school?
A Sammie.