What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call a fat man that has a stomach shaped like an egg?
Humpty Dumpty!
What do you call a pig who does karate?
Pork chop!
What do you call a lost Indian woman? Ms. Singh.
What do you call a bunch of microcephalics in a swimming pool?
Vegetable soup.
What do you call a group of depressed kids?
Suicide squad.
What do you call a Mexican under a carpet? Underlay, underlay.
What do you call a dwarf suicide bomber?
A party popper.
What do you call a flying pig?
Fiction.
What do you call a Russian pharmacist?
"Ivan Astichestykov."
What do you call a Russian man with three balls?
'Whodya nikabollokov'
what do you call a terrorist attack in india?
a wednesday.
What do you call a man who likes rape jokes?
A fucking disgusting scumbag with no intelligence whatsoever. If you actually joke about this, you are the reason humanity has faded.
What do you call a girl with one leg? Ilean.
What do you call a fat woman that prays?
A holy cow.
What do you call a Chinese boxer?
U lamb chow.
What do you call a 3 humped camel?
Answer: a prostitute from New York. 😂😭💀
What do you call an octopus with eight legs? An octo-pussy!
What do you call a dog with no legs?
My asian neighbors dinner.
What do you call a Mexican that smokes weed? A baked bean.
What do you call a warrior that's going to bed?
A knight knight.