What do you call a modern-day plague doctor? A COVID doctor.
What Do You Call a... Jokes
What do you call a green boner? The Grinch.
What do you call a bad joke?
A bad Noah!
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
What do you call a guy on fire in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels.
What do you call a drunk, depressed man that skydives?
Splattered.
What do you call a pillow that has been on the bed for 20 years in jail?
A criminal! πππππππππ
Dad: What do you call a crazy creeper?
Mom: Shit, I don't know...
Kid: Crrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
Dad: That's my boy's!!!
What do you call a whore with a runny nose?
...Full!
What do you call a prostitute with no arms or legs?
Cash and carry.
What do you call a pissed off midget?
A micro-aggression.
One time, there was a happy little girl. One day, her teacher asked how many legs and arms a pineapple have. She said,
"You know those pokey things on it? That's how many."
Teacher says, "That's dumb. They have zero." Then the next day, the girl set a fire in her house, and she burned her legs and arms. Then she survived and went to school. Then the teacher said, "I heard your house went on fire, and by the way, you know you don't have no arms or legs, right?" The girl said, "OK." Then the teacher asked the question the teacher asked yesterday again. She said, "What do you call a girl with no legs or arms?" The teacher said, "Answer my question!" The girl said, "OK, OK, the girl said 13." The teacher said, "Pineapples do not even have legs!"
Then the teacher had to calm down. Then the teacher said to the girl, "Ask a question. Whatever you want." Then the girl said, "Ok, and I'm sorry, teacher." Teacher said, "It's ok, I need a break." The girl said, "What do you call a girl without legs or arms?" Someone from the class, her name was Nia, she said, "A worm." She said, "NO!!!" The teacher said, "Calm down. Just tell us what!" The girl said, "OK then." The girl said it.......
And y'all who is reading my story, guess what the answer is before I tell you and by the way the girl's name is Sunny. Back to story.........she said the answer is A PINEAPPLE! Then when the teacher was calm, she told her to sit down. Then the teacher read a story, "The Three Little Pigs." Then the girl went home, she got a new house, then lived happily ever after.
What do you call a broccoli π₯¦ when itβs a ghost?
Cauliflower!
What do you call a one-legged hippo?
A hoppo!
What do you call a magic car that I can do to help me out for you and I will be doing a great day?
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
What do you call a sad strawberry?
A blueberry.
What do you call a bee that lives in America? A USB.
What do you call a night guard at the glory hole inside a adult bookstore?
Guardian of the confessional booth.
What do you call a toothless bear?
A gummy bear.
What do you call a bloody pig?
HAMorrhage!
