What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call a terrorist in a kids' swimming pool?
A bath bomb.
Why did the loo 🚽 roll roll down the stairs? To get to the bottom.
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
What do you call a dinosaur with a cowboy hat and cowboy boots?
A Tyrannosaurus Tex.
What do you call a guy at your doorstep with no arms and no legs?
Matt!
What do you call a cow that lives in Africa? Moo-fasa!
What do you call a woman with magical abilities and an android? Wanda Maximoff and Vision! Or.... Scarlet Witch and Vision! This joke was added to celebrate and honour Marvel Studios' new series: WandaVision!
What do you call an autistic kid that’s good at art?
Artistic.
What do you call a 3-sum with a girl with AIDS?
Nut in the butt.
What do you call a train with bubble gum?
A chew chew train.
Oh man, I'm depressed.
What do you call an overly clingy child?
A tumor.
What do you call a stupid meme and a Mexican fighting? Juan on Juan.
What do you call a fat Mexican rat?
Rasmus.
What do you call a person with a hole in their head? Dead.
What do you call an orphan family tree?
A tree stump.
What do you call a grown up with your sister? Your best friend.
What do you call a freight train with bubble gum?
A chew-chew train!
What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk?
A milk dud!
What do you call a nervous zucchini?
An edgy veggie.
What do you call a girl who is thirsty for water?
An H2hoe.
What do you call an autistic kid with a glock?
Special forces.
Btw, I'm 13.