What do you call a funny mountain?
Hill-arious.
What Do You Call a... Jokes
What do you call a train that likes toffee?
A chew-chew train.
1. What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping?
A dino-snore!
2. What is fast, loud, and crunchy?
A rocket chip!
3. Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?
Because she was stuffed!
4. What has ears but cannot hear?
A cornfield!
5. What did the left eye say to the right eye?
Between us, something smells!
What do you call a droid that takes the long way around?
R2 Detour.
What do you call a clown that is allergic to strawberries?
...Ollie the clown!
What do you call a Mexican's prison?
The border.
What do you call a bunch of wheelchairs on top of one another?
A vegetable rack.
What do you call a dwarf with borderline autism? Jimothy.
What do you call a peanut on the allergy table?
A kill streak.
What do you call an African American pilot?
A pilot, you racist bastard!
What do you call an alligator that likes donuts? A donutator!
What do you call a Mexican rooster?
Un gallo pelón.
What do you call a Jedi teacher who lives in a forest?
Obi-Wan Canopy
What do you call a taco in bed?
Es(tá co)stado.
What do you call a bunch of sheep rolling down the hill?
A. A lamb slide.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A lick-a-lot-of-puss.
What do you call a train that stalls?
The little engine that couldn't!
What do you call a smart pig?
A Swinestein.
What do you call a black person?
Black.
What do you call a pornography version of TikTok?
Dik Cok (dick cock)
