What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call a girl who is thirsty for water?
An H2hoe.
What do you call a female octopus? An octopussy.
What do you call a group of depressed kids?
The suicide squad.
What do you call a blind person on a date? A blind date.
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work?
A can’t opener!
What do you call a Hippie's Wife? A Mississippi.
What do you call a blind dinosaur? Do-you-think-he-saurus.
What do you call a wild cow in a shop with old things?
A bull in a china shop.
What do you call a dwarf police officer?
A guinea pig.
What do you call a hippo that has been thrown in a pan?
Hippo-POT-amus!
Warning: if you don't like gummy bears, DO NOT READ.
Q: What do you call a Mexican gummy bear?
A: Delici-Oso
What do you call a group of black people?
A hoodie.
What do you call a calf that is in no way brave?
A coward.
What do you call a kid with no arms or legs?
Don't matter what you call him, he ain't coming.
What do you call a short fortune-teller that escaped from jail?
A small medium at large.
What do you call a crazy-in-every-way sister?
A sissy.
What do you call a funny drink?
Punch!
What do you call a Chinese rapist? Rae ping you.
What do you call a fat man that has a stomach shaped like an egg?
Humpty Dumpty!
What do you call a pig who does karate?
Pork chop!