What do you call a wild cow in a shop with old things?
A bull in a china shop.
What Do You Call a... Jokes
What do you call a dwarf police officer?
A guinea pig.
What do you call a hippo that has been thrown in a pan?
Hippo-POT-amus!
Warning: if you don't like gummy bears, DO NOT READ.
Q: What do you call a Mexican gummy bear?
A: Delici-Oso
What do you call a group of black people?
A hoodie.
What do you call a calf that is in no way brave?
A coward.
What do you call a kid with no arms or legs?
Don't matter what you call him, he ain't coming.
What do you call an ant with so much power?
A ter-mite.
What do you call an injured person who doesn't want to play a game with you? A sore loser.
What do you call a short fortune-teller that escaped from jail?
A small medium at large.
What do you call a crazy-in-every-way sister?
A sissy.
What do you call a funny drink?
Punch!
What do you call a Chinese rapist? Rae ping you.
What do you call a fat man that has a stomach shaped like an egg?
Humpty Dumpty!
What do you call a pig who does karate?
Pork chop!
What do you call a lost Indian woman? Ms. Singh.
What do you call a bunch of microcephalics in a swimming pool?
Vegetable soup.
What do you call a group of depressed kids?
Suicide squad.
What do you call a Mexican under a carpet? Underlay, underlay.
What do you call a dwarf suicide bomber?
A party popper.
