What do you call a drunk, depressed man that skydives?
Splattered.
What do you call a pillow that been on the bed for 20 years in jail A criminal 😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃
What do you call a whore with a runny nose?
...Full!
What do you call a prostitute with no arms or legs?
Cash and carry.
What do you call a pissed off midget?
A micro-aggression
What do you call a broccoli 🥦 when it’s a ghost?
Cauliflower!
what do you call a one legged hippo?
a hoppo!
What do you call a magic car that I can do to help me out for you and I will be doing a great day?
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
What do you call a sad strawberry?
A blueberry.
What do you call a bee that lives in America? A USB.
What do you call a night guard at the glory hole inside a adult bookstore?
Guardian of the confessional booth.
What do you call a toothless bear? ... A gummy bear CAT.co
What do you call a bloody pig?
HAMorrhage!
What do you call a group of white people running down a hill?
An avalanche.
What do you call a fish with no I A fshhhhhh
What do you call a orphan taking a family photo? A selfie.
What do you call a bunch of bi racial retarded kids, the special Olympics
What do you call a dumb and mean crocodile?
A crookodile.
What do you call a heterosexual man performing fellatio on another heterosexual man?
Bisexual.
