What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call a decapitated politician?
A severed head of state.
What do you call a burned Mexican? A fried torteya.
What do you call a train that carries bubblegum?
Chew-chew train! Hee hee!
What do you call a skeleton's erection?
A boner.
What do you call a white person having a seizure?
A vanilla shake.
What do you call a Democrat that is a progressive?
A Democrat that lost in a presidential election.
What do you call a dino stripper?
A dinohore.
What do you call a redhead in a fridge?
I'm pretty sure her name was Kelly.
What do you call a swimming terrorist? A bath bomb.
What do you call a pig at the beach?
Bacon.
What do you call a hot tub full of special ed students?
Vegetable Soup.
What do you call a bunch of bald paki in a swimming pool? Coco pops.
What do you call an octopus on land?
A spider, duh!
What do you call a gay man that is not physically handicapped that performs blowjobs on gay men that are physically handicapped?
Caregiver.
What do you call a movie with kids with cancer? ... Finding Chemo.
What do you call a physically handicapped heterosexual man that is in a wheelchair and German?
A physically handicapped promiscuous heterosexual man that is German.
What do you call a priest in a room full of naked boys?
A colonoscopy.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't matter, he's not coming.
What do you call a plate that lies? Dish-onest!
What do you call a prostitute with a major in math?
The thot that counts.