What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call a can opener that doesn't work? A can't opener.
What do you call a bunny jumping backwards?
A receding hairline.
What do you call a Mexican Transformer? Optimus Juan!
What do you call a favorite joke that isn’t your favorite?
None fave. Foch heads.
What do you call a bird with no wings?
Moas didn't even know that existed!
What do you call a black man with a gun? A gangsta.
What do you call a group of transgender women?
X-Men.
What do you call a dwarf with autism? Matthew Michal?
What do you call a retard with a boner? A slowpoke.
What do you call multiple quintuplets that look the same?
Naruto's mom.
What do you call a titan that can't swim?
TITANic
What do you call a dick with three eyes?
Preston.
What do you call a decapitated politician?
A severed head of state.
What do you call a burned Mexican? A fried torteya.
What do you call a train that carries bubblegum?
Chew-chew train! Hee hee!
What do you call a skeleton's erection?
A boner.
What do you call a white person having a seizure?
A vanilla shake.
What do you call a Democrat that is a progressive?
A Democrat that lost in a presidential election.
What do you call a dino stripper?
A dinohore.
What do you call a redhead in a fridge?
I'm pretty sure her name was Kelly.