What do you call a 3-sum with a girl with AIDS?
Nut in the butt.
What do you call a train with bubble gum?
A chew chew train.
Oh man, I'm depressed.
What do you call an overly clingy child?
A tumor.
What do you call a person with a hole in their head? Dead.
What do you call an autistic kid with a glock?
Special forces.
Btw, I'm 13.
What do you call an Indian going through the bins?
RUM-MAJINGG
What do you call a group of depressed kids?
The suicide squad.
What do you call a blind person on a date? A blind date.
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work?
A can’t opener!