What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call a cow that lives in Africa? Moo-fasa!
What do you call a woman with magical abilities and an android? Wanda Maximoff and Vision! Or.... Scarlet Witch and Vision! This joke was added to celebrate and honour Marvel Studios' new series: WandaVision!
What do you call a 3-sum with a girl with AIDS?
Nut in the butt.
What do you call a train with bubble gum?
A chew chew train.
Oh man, I'm depressed.
What do you call a stupid meme and a Mexican fighting? Juan on Juan.
What do you call a fat Mexican rat?
Rasmus.
What do you call a person with a hole in their head? Dead.
What do you call a grown up with your sister? Your best friend.
What do you call a freight train with bubble gum?
A chew-chew train!
What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk?
A milk dud!
What do you call a nervous zucchini?
An edgy veggie.
What do you call a girl who is thirsty for water?
An H2hoe.
What do you call a female octopus? An octopussy.
What do you call a group of depressed kids?
The suicide squad.
What do you call a blind person on a date? A blind date.
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work?
A can’t opener!
What do you call a Hippie's Wife? A Mississippi.
What do you call a blind dinosaur? Do-you-think-he-saurus.
What do you call a wild cow in a shop with old things?
A bull in a china shop.
What do you call a dwarf police officer?
A guinea pig.