What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
Philipe Philope.
What do you call a dirty Mexican?
A chulo.
Q: What do you call a pigeon that is full of poop that flies in front of a car?
A: A suicide bomber.
What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill? An avalanche.
What about Mexicans you may ask? A mudslide.
What about black people running down a hill?? A jailbreak.
What do you call a white person having a seizure?
A vanilla shake.
What do you call an army of autistic people with guns?
Special forces.
What do you call a shoe made out of a banana?
A slipper.
What do you call a German lesbian?
A krautmuncher.
What do you call a guy who has sex on the Moon?
An “Astronut”!
What do you call a lesbian alien? A "lesbeening."
What do you call a reverse exorcism?
It's where a demon pulls a priest out of a child.
What do you call a Scottish Muslim with drug problems?
(Said in a Scottish accent) "Amaffmaheed."
What do you call a tamal that's in a bed?
Tamaleto.
Jon said: What do you call a pregnant woman?
Mike said: I don’t know, what?
Jon said: Kinder surprise.
What do you call a man with no hands? Clapless.
What do you call a group of chubby trans-genders?
Trans-fats.
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair coming out of a building on fire? Hot wheels.
What do you call a man who can fly? A flying man.
What is a doe called with no legs?
•" No legged deer."
What do you call a deer with no ears?
•" No eared deer."
What do you call a deer with no eye?
•" No eye deer."
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What do you call a food fight that's been going on for years?
A war of nutrition.