What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call a shoe made by George Floyd?
The Breath Takers.
What do you call a rapper who can’t rhyme?
Unemployed.
What do you call a dinosaur that raps?
A VELOCI-RAPPER!
What do you call a sad rapper?
A SOB-HOP ARTIST.
What do you call a rapper who can’t rap?
A wrapper with no FILLING.
What do you call a blowjob in Africa?
Breakfast.
What do you call a black goldfish? A gigger.
What do you call a rapper who took a dump?
Lil' Crappie.
What do you call a rapper with a PhD?
A rap scholar.
What do you call a rapper who's afraid of GHOSTS?
MC Shiver.
What do you call a rapper who's always sleepy?
NAP-TAIN
What do you call a rapper with a cold?
Lil Sneezy.
What do you call a blind German?
A Nazi (not see).
What do you call a rapper who's also a pirate?
Captain Rhyme.
What do you call a rapper's pet?
A HIP-HOP-POTAMUS.
What do you call a rapper who can't keep a beat?
A RAPPER-TAP-TAP!
What do you call a rapper who's also a PILOT?
Fly Guy
What do you call a rapper who can't afford jewelry?
"UNBLINGABLE"
What do you call a rapper who can't swim?
A FLOATER!
What do you call a rapper who LOVES space?
Snoop Star.