What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call an autistic person playing a guitar?
Guarded.
What do you call a rapper who works at the BANK?
Lil Teller.
What do you call a gay drive-by?
A fruit roll up.
What do you call a beehive without an exit? Un-bee-lievable!
What do you call a line of men waiting to get haircuts? A barber-queue.
What do you call a Mexican with one leg?
Border hopper.
What do you call a crowd of horny white women?
A field of cotton waiting to be picked.
What do you call a dog turd in China?
Waste of food.
What do you call a guy that's high in a wheelchair?
A baked potato.
What do you call a banana that can dance?
CHUPAPIMUNYANYO BUISNESS [sic]
What do you call a midget stripper?
A pocket pussy.
What do you call a Lesbian at a Barbecue? A LGBBQ.
What do you call a gay guy eating Cheerios?
Fruit Loops.
What do you call a happy cowboy? A jolly rancher.
What do you call a guy who loves to eat out a hoe's pussy?
Answer: a Carnivwhore.
What do you call a basketball player with erectile dysfunction?
Tragic Johnson.
What do you call a smart person in America?
A tourist.
What do you call a group of Alabama superheroes?
The Incredibles.
What do you call a well endowed gay male who is also in a wheelchair?
Meals on wheels.
What do you call a 5th grader with no friends?
Sandy Hook survivor.