What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call a dwarf suicide bomber?
A party popper.
What do you call a person who died in war?
Little Johnny.
Q: What do you call a cow stuck on a barb wire fence?
A: Udderly destroyed.
What do you call a gay man that is not a vegetarian?
A cocksucker.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
RC-XD incoming.
What do you call a fish and a guitar?
Tunafish.
What do you call a gay man that performs fellatio on a man and cunnilingus on a woman, a person who is curious about male bisexuality, a man that is bicurious?
Does it cycle now?
What do you call a born-again heteroflexible male that is a Christian nationalist who thinks he is bisexual when the LGBT community knows that he is bicurious and that he is on steroids and that the LGBT community knows that he is not telling the truth about that? He is a gay man that is in the closet. He should be forced out of the closet by gay men in the LGBT community by any means necessary if gay men in the LGBT community still want to defend the wall of separation of church and state by any means necessary.
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
Philipe Philope.
What do you call a dirty Mexican?
A chulo.
Q: What do you call a pigeon that is full of poop that flies in front of a car?
A: A suicide bomber.
What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill? An avalanche.
What about Mexicans you may ask? A mudslide.
What about black people running down a hill?? A jailbreak.
What do you call a white person having a seizure?
A vanilla shake.
What do you call an army of autistic people with guns?
Special forces.
What do you call a shoe made out of a banana?
A slipper.
What do you call a German lesbian?
A krautmuncher.
What do you call a guy who has sex on the Moon?
An “Astronut”!
What do you call a lesbian alien? A "lesbeening."
What do you call a reverse exorcism?
It's where a demon pulls a priest out of a child.
What do you call a Scottish Muslim with drug problems?
(Said in a Scottish accent) "Amaffmaheed."