What do you call a German lesbian?
A krautmuncher.
What Do You Call a... Jokes
What do you call a guy who has sex on the Moon?
An “Astronut”!
What do you call a lesbian alien? A "lesbeening."
What do you call a reverse exorcism?
It's where a demon pulls a priest out of a child.
What do you call a Scottish Muslim with drug problems?
(Said in a Scottish accent) "Amaffmaheed."
What do you call a tamal that's in a bed?
Tamaleto.
Jon said: What do you call a pregnant woman?
Mike said: I don’t know, what?
Jon said: Kinder surprise.
What do you call a man with no hands? Clapless.
What do you call a group of chubby trans-genders?
Trans-fats.
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair coming out of a building on fire? Hot wheels.
What do you call a man who can fly? A flying man.
What is a doe called with no legs?
•" No legged deer."
What do you call a deer with no ears?
•" No eared deer."
What do you call a deer with no eye?
•" No eye deer."
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What do you call a food fight that's been going on for years?
A war of nutrition.
What do you call a terrorist in a kids' swimming pool?
A bath bomb.
Why did the loo 🚽 roll roll down the stairs? To get to the bottom.
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
What do you call a dinosaur with a cowboy hat and cowboy boots?
A Tyrannosaurus Tex.
What do you call a guy at your doorstep with no arms and no legs?
Matt!
What do you call a cow that lives in Africa? Moo-fasa!
What do you call a woman with magical abilities and an android? Wanda Maximoff and Vision! Or.... Scarlet Witch and Vision! This joke was added to celebrate and honour Marvel Studios' new series: WandaVision!
What do you call an autistic kid that’s good at art?
Artistic.
