What do you call a failure in another language?
Me.
What do you call a duck that can fix anything? Duck tape.
What do you call a blind kid with an eye patch and no arms?
Names.
What do you call a caterpillar that's sad?
A sad caterpillar.
What do you call a pig that does karate?
A pork chop.
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that walks into a fire?
Hot Wheels.
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair smoking weed?
A baked potato.
What do you call a female octopus? An octopussy.