What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call a flat cabbage?
A leaf pile.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Ground beef.
What do you call a bad player? A noob.
What do you call an orphan running home?
He couldn't find home.
1. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
2. Why did the melon jump into the lake? It wanted to be a water-melon.
3. What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? “Put it on my bill.”
4. What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop.
5. What has a bed that you can’t sleep in? A river.
6. Why were the teacher’s eyes crossed? She couldn’t control her pupils.
7. What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? An Envelope.
8. How does the ocean say hello? It waves.
9. What lights up a soccer stadium? A soccer match.
10. What creature is smarter than a talking parrot? A spelling bee.
11. Which U.S. state has the smallest soft drinks? Minnesota (as in, “mini-soda”).
12. Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted.
13. Apparently, you can’t use “beef stew” as a password. It’s not stroganoff.
14. Why did the drum take a nap? It was beat.
15. Where do hamburgers go dancing? They go to the meat-ball.
16. Why did the tomato turn red? It saw the salad dressing.
17. Why shouldn’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless.
Q: What do you call a duck that's sad?
A: Idk, but it's acting really duckpressed.
What do you call a pretty person who loves Rolls? A roll model.
What do you call a kid with autism who saw Star Wars?
Chewbacca.
What do you call a horny emo who practices self-control?
An edgelord.
What do you call a failure in another language?
Me.
What do you call a one-legged China man?
Ty Whon Shu.
What do you call a girl above age 16 who says she is a virgin? A liar.
What do you call a duck that can fix anything? Duck tape.
What do you call a flat-chested emo girl?
A cutting board.
What do you call a bank robbery with MrBeast?
A donation team.
What do you call a blind kid with an eye patch and no arms?
Names.
What do you call a mouse with sneakers?
Squeakers!
What do you call a caterpillar that's sad?
A sad caterpillar.
What do you call a bird with no feet? A fly.
What do you call an animal flouting?
Super bird!