What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call a duck that can fix anything? Duck tape.
What do you call a flat-chested emo girl?
A cutting board.
What do you call a bank robbery with MrBeast?
A donation team.
What do you call a blind kid with an eye patch and no arms?
Names.
What do you call a mouse with sneakers?
Squeakers!
What do you call a caterpillar that's sad?
A sad caterpillar.
What do you call a bird with no feet? A fly.
What do you call an animal flouting?
Super bird!
What do you call a running chicken?
Scared.
What do you call a pig that does karate?
A pork chop.
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that walks into a fire?
Hot Wheels.
What do you call a gay Megalodon?
Magalogay.
What do you call an orphan village?
An orphanage.
What do you call a Terrorist in a wheel chair?
RCXD in bound
What do you call a lying Mexican?
Pinocchico.
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair smoking weed?
A baked potato.
What do you call a female octopus? An octopussy.
What do you call a kid with special needs with a gun? Special Forces.
What do you call a committee of emo kids?
A cutting board!
What do you call a deaf dog? As you like, he doesn't hear you anyway.