What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call a running chicken?
Scared.
What do you call a pig that does karate?
A pork chop.
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that walks into a fire?
Hot Wheels.
What do you call a gay Megalodon?
Magalogay.
What do you call an orphan village?
An orphanage.
What do you call a Terrorist in a wheel chair?
RCXD in bound
What do you call a lying Mexican?
Pinocchico.
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair smoking weed?
A baked potato.
What do you call a female octopus? An octopussy.
What do you call a kid with special needs with a gun? Special Forces.
What do you call a committee of emo kids?
A cutting board!
What do you call a deaf dog? As you like, he doesn't hear you anyway.
What do you call a gay guy on the BBQ?
LGBBQ.
What do you call a scared cow?
A COW-ard.
What do you call a genderless child?
It's not a mister, it's not a misses, I'm more for a mystery.
What do you call a person with no arms and legs?
You can call him whatever you want; he's not coming.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair? A TANK!
What do you call a German man who can't see?
A not see.
What do you call a protest that gets crowded?
Human trafficking.
What do you call a Mexican who can’t find the bar?
Barlos.