What do you call a kid with special needs with a gun? Special Forces.
What Do You Call a... Jokes
What do you call a committee of emo kids?
A cutting board!
What do you call a deaf dog? As you like, he doesn't hear you anyway.
What do you call a gay guy on the BBQ?
LGBBQ.
What do you call a scared cow?
A COW-ard.
What do you call a genderless child?
It's not a mister, it's not a misses, I'm more for a mystery.
What do you call a person with no arms and legs?
You can call him whatever you want; he's not coming.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair? A TANK!
What do you call a German man who can't see?
A not see.
What do you call a protest that gets crowded?
Human trafficking.
What do you call a Mexican who can’t find the bar?
Barlos.
What do you call a flat-chested emo girl?
A cutting board.
What do you call a deaf person?
Whatever you want!
What do you call a kid that’s cold and his name is war?
Cold War.
What do you call a selfie that is taken by an orphan?
Answer: A family photo.
What do you call a phone that talks?
A reader in a leader.
What do you call a white kid at the back of the class?
School shooter.
What do you call a pregnant slave? A two for one deal.
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
A headbanger.
Hey, what do you call a beta simp?
You call me the beta simp.
