What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call a white man sandwiched between two black men in a blue sleeping bag?
An Oreo.
What do you call a woman in a fighter jet to the right of the president?
An escort.
What do you call a gay drive-by? A fruit roll-up.
What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back?
A stick.
What do you call a porn star that always goes back for more?
Craven Morehead.
What do you call a rabbit with a crooked dick?
Fucks funny.
What do you call a dwarf that fell into a cement mixer?
A wee hard man.
What do you call a one-legged Asian?
Tie Won Shoo.
What do you call a fucked up mullet? A fullet.
What do you call a group of brothers who fuck one another?
Super Smash Bros.
What do you call an avocado that got shot? Glockamole.
What do you call an orphan with a boner?
Porn.
What do you call a disabled kid who is blind?
A grape chilli bean.
What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?
Full.
What do you call a traffic light that tells you, "Don't look, I am changing!"
What do you call a girlfriend in the mirror?
(Your imagination.)
What do you call a special ed class that’s flooded?
Vegetable soup.
What do you call a kid that lives alone?
An orphan. ;)
What do you call a man with farts?
DEEZ NUTS!
What do you call a basement full of SJW's?
A whine cellar.