What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call a country who needs another race just to be the best country in sports?
America.
What do you call a dwarf in a drawer?
Gay.
What do you call a very rude bird? A mockingbird.
What do you call a dad in the mirror?
(Your imagination.)
What do you call a dwarf?
Adrian!
What do you call a wizard who uses Ice Magic? A: A Blizzard!
What do you call a simp, Adrian?
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that does comedy?
Sit down comedy.
What do you call a vegan slut?
A garden ho!
What do you call a cow in the snow?
Chilli Beef.
What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.
What do you call a Punjabi that’s drowning? Mandeep.
What do you call a person in a wheelchair?
Virgin Mobile.
What do you call a man who offended an NFL player...
Odin Floyd.
What do you call a Chinese rich man? Cha-ching!
What do you call a bald Mexican?
A huevo.
What do you call a bruised banana?
A school bus full of his kids.
What do you call a fish in a bowl? Fish bowl art at art art.
What do you call a monkey in a mine field?
BaBOOM!
Q: What do you call a chip that goes fast?
A: A rocket chip.