Weight jokes
Yo momma so fat, when she pulled out the chair, it screamed and broke itself.
Your mamma is so fat that she has a gravitational pull.
Yo mama so fat, when she sat on the roof of a Walmart, it lowered the prices.
Your mama so fat she sunk the HMS ship!
"Gaining weight is gonna be a piece of cake."
Your mamma is so fat that she saved me a lot of money by sitting in my car when I wanted to buy a low rider.
Yo mama so fat...
Q: How heavy is a photon?
A: It's light!
Your mamma so fat, Thanos clapped 4 times.
Joe mama so fat, when she did the IShowSpeed dance, she fell five floors down.
Your mum is so fat, when she roleplayed Wonder Woman, she couldn't fit in the invisible jet.
Yo mama is so fat that when she is about to put her foot on the scale, the scale begs for mercy.
Your mama is so fat, she needs two phones to take a picture of herself.
Your mama so fat, she caused a traffic jam just by crossing the street.
Yo mama so fat that when she bought food, she ran out of money.
Yo mama is so fat that when she fell over, she created the Grand Canyon.
Wife, I look fat, can you compliment me?
Blind husband says, "You have perfect eyesight!"
My sis a fat cow.
Yo mama so fat, her blood type is mayonnaise.
Yo mama so fat, NASA used her stomach to jump to Uranus in seconds.