Weight jokes

You're so fat that when you got to McDonald's, they had to call Wendy's for backup.

Yo mama so fat, she went to the moon without leaving Earth.

Yo mama so fat that she's social distancing from herself.

"Gaining weight is gonna be a piece of cake."

Your mamma is so fat that she saved me a lot of money by sitting in my car when I wanted to buy a low rider.

Yo mama so fat...

Yo momma is so fat, when she fell I was not laughing, but the sidewalk cracked up.

My sis a fat cow.

Yo mama so fat, her blood type is mayonnaise.

Yo mama so fat, NASA used her stomach to jump to Uranus in seconds.

Fatty and Skinny sitting in a bed.

Fatty rolled over, and Skinny was dead.

What do you call an anorexic bitch with a yeast infection?

Quarter pounder with cheese.

What kind of jokes doesn’t work out?

Fat people jokes.

What's the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

A hippo is really heavy, a Zippo is a little lighter.

Yo mama so fat she can't walk for five seconds without sweating, causing a tsunami!

I was at work and a few fat women came up to me and asked for some help.

Later that week, I ran into them on the dance floor. One of them asked me if I wanted to dance. I told her no. The other asked me if I knew what was cracking. I calmly said, "The floor."

"What's the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One weighs a ton, and the other is a little lighter!"

Yo mama's so fat her belly button has an echo.

Why I can’t be skinny? I hurt myself for fatting. - Jenny

Hello please I want gain wait. - Jenny year later.

Yo mama so fat that when she landed on the moon, instead of saying "One small step for man kind," she said, "One small step for world domination!"