Weight

Weight jokes

Mama

Your mama so fat, she caused a traffic jam just by crossing the street.

Mama

Yo mama is so fat that when she fell over, she created the Grand Canyon.

Mama

Yo mama so fat, NASA used her stomach to jump to Uranus in seconds.

Fatty

Fatty and Skinny sitting in a bed.

Fatty rolled over, and Skinny was dead.

Bitch

What do you call an anorexic bitch with a yeast infection?

Quarter pounder with cheese.

Mama

Yo mama so fat she can't walk for five seconds without sweating, causing a tsunami!

Hippo

What's the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

A hippo is really heavy, a Zippo is a little lighter.

Mum

Your mum is so fat, when she reached for the remote, when she found it, it was crushed.

Mama

Your mama is so fat, when scientists discovered her, they thought it was a new galaxy.

Fat

You know you’re getting fat when you sit in the bath, and the water in the bath rises.

Skinny

You're so skinny, when you did your first jump on a pogo stick you would never come back.

Mama

Your mama so fat when she sits on the toilet it sings, "ABC, 123, get your fat ass off of me!"

Mama

Yo mama's so fat, I swerved to miss her in my car and ran out of gas.