Weight jokes

Your mama is so fat, she needs two phones to take a picture of herself.

Your mama so fat, she caused a traffic jam just by crossing the street.

The earth used to be flat until your mama was buried.

Yo mama is so fat that when she fell over, she created the Grand Canyon.

My sis a fat cow.

Yo mama so fat, her blood type is mayonnaise.

Yo mama so fat, NASA used her stomach to jump to Uranus in seconds.

Fatty and Skinny sitting in a bed.

Fatty rolled over, and Skinny was dead.

What do you call an anorexic bitch with a yeast infection?

Quarter pounder with cheese.

Yo mama so fat she can't walk for five seconds without sweating, causing a tsunami!

What's the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

A hippo is really heavy, a Zippo is a little lighter.

What kind of jokes doesn’t work out?

Fat people jokes.

"You need to cease, all those fat cuz u obese."

Your mum is so fat, when she reached for the remote, when she found it, it was crushed.

Your mama is so fat, when scientists discovered her, they thought it was a new galaxy.

You know you’re getting fat when you sit in the bath, and the water in the bath rises.

Yo mama's so fat her belly button has an echo.

You're so skinny, when you did your first jump on a pogo stick you would never come back.

Your mama so fat when she sits on the toilet it sings, "ABC, 123, get your fat ass off of me!"

Your mama so fat she’s on both sides of the family.