You're so skinny when you lift up weights, you fall through your asshole.
Yo mama is so fat, she jumped on a trampoline and she broke it.
Yo mama so fat that every time she takes a swim, the Arctic sinks by a mile!
Your momma's so fat, she farted in bed and blew the covers off.
One time Little Johnny saw someone in his yard tying a rope to a tree, and he moved the stool and the tree broke. Little Johnny screamed, "HAHA! You're skinny enough to break the tree!"
Your mom is fat.
Oooo, roasted!
Yo momma so fat when she went in the Skeld, she couldn't be ejected.
Yo mom is so fat when she went to sit on the couch it said, "To be continued."
You're so fat when you walk into the mall, you *are* the mall.
Your mama is so ugly that when she stood on the scale, it said "to be continued."
You were born so fat they needed two cranes to carry you.
What did Andrew Tate say to the fat kid?
"I miss you."
My friend called me fat, so I challenged him to a running race.
You're so fat you sunk Captain Crunch's ship.
You're so fat your blood type is Nutella.
How do you help a rape victim on a diet lose 7 pounds?
Kill her afterwards.
Yo mama so fat, she's the reason why Slenderman has no eyes.
Your mom is fat, oh yeah, oh yeah, uh, uhhh.
Yo momma's so fat that she plays pool with planets.
You're so skinny, if someone farts in your direction, you will fly away.
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