Do you know why you should never let a blonde handle grenades?
They'll end up only throwing the pin.
"Ching chong, drop the bomb!"
Goes to school with blue suppressed pistol. #1 Victory Royale!
I say 123, yeah, the kids bullied me, but they really don't know that my dad has a gun, yeah.
Girlfriends are just like AK47s; they always go off on you.
What's brown and hurts your teeth?
A chocolate?
No. A baseball bat in my hands.
What do you call a fish that can use a katana?
A salmon-rai.
Where did Susie go after the bomb exploded?
Everywhere.
What's the POINT in stabbing people?
HAHAHA
What's the difference between an air blower and Little Boy?
When the air blower blew, it did not wipe out Hiroshima.
When your friend does a finger-gun and his dad appears behind him and does it too, with the real deal!
What's better than swinging a baby around on a rope?
Stopping it with a shovel.
You can tell a lot about a woman's mood just by her hands. For example, if she's holding a gun, she's probably angry.
Guns control.
What is a school shooter's favorite animal?
A Desert Eagle.
Q: What did I find on my son's search history?
A: Where is the nearest gun shop?
What does it take to paint a wall red?
Kurt Cobain and his shotgun.
There was an enemy with a machine gun.
My commander said, "Un-arm the enemy."
So I ran over to the enemy and chopped his arms off.
When you steal the weird pet rock, so he pulls out his pet Glock.
What is your arm's favorite military branch? The army.
