Weapon jokes
Your dick is like a shotgun, one cock and you're ready to fire.
During WWI and WWII, the infantry would use shovels as weapons and to dig trenches. I bet they really dig that weapon!
Three guys are escaping from North Korea through a tunnel.
The guards know that they are coming and will shoot them with paintball guns as a warning.
The guys show up and the guards shoot them.
The guys die because the guards used real guns.
"Confucius say: Man go asy, full retard. It's an art, a weapon, and a lifestyle. Once you go full retard, there is no going back."
I remember my grandma's last words:
"What are you doing with that axe?"
What's the difference between a gun and my will to live? None, they are both absent.
What did the soldier say when he sees a terrorist in a wheelchair?
RC-XD incoming.
Do you know why you should never let a blonde handle grenades?
They'll end up only throwing the pin.
"Ching chong, drop the bomb!"
Goes to school with blue suppressed pistol. #1 Victory Royale!
I say 123, yeah, the kids bullied me, but they really don't know that my dad has a gun, yeah.
Girlfriends are just like AK47s; they always go off on you.
What's brown and hurts your teeth?
A chocolate?
No. A baseball bat in my hands.
What do you call a fish that can use a katana?
A salmon-rai.
Where did Susie go after the bomb exploded?
Everywhere.
What's the POINT in stabbing people?
HAHAHA
What's the difference between an air blower and Little Boy?
When the air blower blew, it did not wipe out Hiroshima.
When your friend does a finger-gun and his dad appears behind him and does it too, with the real deal!
What's better than swinging a baby around on a rope?
Stopping it with a shovel.
You can tell a lot about a woman's mood just by her hands. For example, if she's holding a gun, she's probably angry.