What do you call a 60 year old with a bomb?
Suicide Boomer.
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" I heard a noise in the basement! I'm gonna go to my friends house and play Minecraft with him until the noise I heard goes away." " I heard a noise in the basement. I'm gonna go down there with a bazooka and thirty thousand rounds of pistol ammo and fifty thousand pistols."
Said no horror movie character ever
and also GTA logic
My boy I think it is about time that I leave this world. Now draw your weapon and kill me now! *draws a picture of his "epic" sword* "what......WHAT..... WTH ARE YOU DOING SIMPLETON? I DIDN'T MEAN THAT KIND OF DRAW!"
What do you do when you hear your wife squirming around in the back yard? Reload...chhchhhh
Why are the best used guns from France ? Because they have never been fired and they have only been dropped once.
A 23 year old priest walks into a high school with an automatic weapon.He tells those who believe in god to stand up and leave.To the children who don't leave ,he says ,"Do not worry my children,I shall make thou 'hole-y' as well."He then proceeds to shoot all of the students left.
If you thought other people’s puns are bad well you should sea mine. https://d2v9y0dukr6mq2.cloudfront.net/video/thumbnail/Vfv9BDZagiltwcyiq/underwater-sea-mine-danger-weapon-deadly-naval-ocean-sea_hvqhxuzi__F0000.png
There are so many things going through my head. Sadly, none of it is a 9mm.
Commander: "Fire a warning shot."
Soldier: "Sir, this is a M32 grenade launcher."
Commander: "Potato, potato, just fire."
Soldier: *fires M32 grenade launcher near a pre-school*
Commander: "They're trying to run, TAKE THEM DOWN!"
Gun + Backpack = Fun
*guy feels something on his back* “oh god, please let that be a rifle” “Nope. I’m just real happy to see you”
In the average room, there are about 2,894,638 items that Chuck Norris can use to kill you, including the room itself.
What do you call a skeleton with a mask and a knife?
A heartless killer.
What do you call a country with nukes? Abomination.
A thief walks up to a man in a suit and pulls out a gun. The thief says: "Give me your money." The man in the suit turns around surprised. He raises his hands and says: "But, wait! You can't do that, I am a Congressman!" The thief replies: "Oh, sorry. Give me MY money."
What's the difference between a yandere and a gun Nothing Flip them off the wrong way and your dead
During WWI and WWII the infantry would use shovels as weapons and to dig trenches, I bet they really dig that weapon
confucius man asy Full retard. it's an art a weapon and a lifestyle. once you go full retard there is no going back.
What did the soldier say when he sees a terrorist in a wheelchair?
RC-XD incoming.
