Weapon jokes
What do eggs use in war? Eggk47s get my yolk this is really cracking me up!
They’d probably get shellshocked, wasn’t it all eggcellent? Ok, Ok, I’m headed for the egg-it.
Why did the new egg fell so good? It just got laid.
Q: What gun does Africa not have?
A: A water gun.
Q: What gun does Africa not have?
A: Water gun.
I get so many things stuck in my head, though, unfortunately none of them were a bullet.
What is it called if you give 100 disabled people guns?
Special Forces.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun? Special forces.
Give a blind kid a gun and tell him it's a hair dryer.
When the quiet kid gets angry and the sped kid sees your hiding spot.
Bing, bang, boom!
POV: You are 7 years old and you find a stick. SWORD.
Are you a gun because I want to live with you?
I threw a boomerang a few years ago. I now live in constant fear.
I'm gonna blow out your lungs faster than Joe Biden thinks is possible with a 9mm.
What does a baby and a grenade have in common?
They both make noise after you throw them.
Chuck Norris once killed 50 people with a grenade. Then he threw the grenade.
Why can't a kid with ADHD shoot a gun?
Their focus is always off.
Bring out your weapons, people.
It's bullying time.
Why do most clips for automatic weapons have 32 bullets?
That's usually how many kids are in a classroom.
Why can't you run with a pencil in the hallway? Because too many people got killed!
Teacher: Your bag is heavy, what's in there?
The quiet kid: AK-47.
A man walks into a bar and says, "I'm feeling depressed. What do you have to cheer me up?"
The bartender replied: "A shotgun."