Weapon

Weapon jokes

I get so many things stuck in my head, though, unfortunately none of them were a bullet.

When the quiet kid gets angry and the sped kid sees your hiding spot.

Bing, bang, boom!

I'm gonna blow out your lungs faster than Joe Biden thinks is possible with a 9mm.

What does a baby and a grenade have in common?

They both make noise after you throw them.

Why do most clips for automatic weapons have 32 bullets?

That's usually how many kids are in a classroom.

Why can't you run with a pencil in the hallway? Because too many people got killed!

A man walks into a bar and says, "I'm feeling depressed. What do you have to cheer me up?"

The bartender replied: "A shotgun."

Playing Russian roulette alone means you're bound to be a winner eventually.

What does a sad cowboy and a supernatural fan have in common?

Both want to put a Winchester in their mouth.

What do you call a suicide bomber in a wheelchair?

An RCXD (remote control explosive).