Way jokes
What did the Deagle say to the G17?
"Son, you're rushing, but in some way, I like it."
Fuck people who are bigger than me physically, emotionally, mentally, economically, and socially.
What's the quickest way to get to a girl's heart?
What?
Chidori. :)
My mom said that being straight is good, but if you're straight, how do you walk? So I decided to be gay.
What's the best way to tell your friend you hate them? Option 1: Kill them. Option 2: Walk away. Option 3: Kill each other.
Me: Why can't I just kms and leave them the pain?
Memes
I know this is supposed to be an emo joke, but does anyone want to play Rocket League?
I'm on PS4, by the way!
My name: Box3d_by_Clapped
Why do orphans like Spider-Man?
'Cause they really enjoy Far From Home and No Way Home. Damn, was he mad about Spider-Man Homecoming!
I broke my ankles so hard I had to walk uphill both ways.
The best way to enjoy Port Arthur is to shoot through--a quote by hilarious comedian Isaac Butterfield.
What is something that makes you wish you were dead, rips your skin off, is small, can wear you out in two seconds, betray you in any way possible, and can eat you alive?
Kid's.
Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it only went halfway.
Q: My dad woke up one morning about to go to work, but he was still really tired, so he decided the quickest way to wake him up was to slap him in the face.
So he asked me to do it, but I guess I don't know my own strength, and so he went back to sleep again...
"Um, honey, I'm glad you're done, but um, WHO KICKED OUR BABY'S ASS?! I'M PRETTY SURE FACES DON'T BEND THAT WAY!!"
Why did the dog cross the road?
It didn't. Got hit by a car on the way to the other side.
They say that "The way to a man's heart is through his stomach," but I find it a lot easier to go through the ribcage.
You are in the airway, how funny!
"Out of the way, I need to Caterpie."
No way, Jose!
If a dog is white with black spots, then it is 90% great and 10% guilty because it half way starts crimes and is a mistake to the world and is punished by the white dogs that are full white and not mixed colors.
My grandad and your hairline go way back.