Way jokes
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Cause he would never look both ways.
Your hairline so bad that when your teacher puts you to sit in the front of the class, your hairline be all the way in the back.
Do you know the teacher that went up in space? She had blew eyes. One blew this way and one blew that way.
This is how to die soft 101.
Yo bro, you good? You need a hug?
What's the best way to tell your friend you hate them? Option 1: Kill them. Option 2: Walk away. Option 3: Kill each other.
Me: Why can't I just kms and leave them the pain?
What did the Deagle say to the G17?
"Son, you're rushing, but in some way, I like it."
Fuck people who are bigger than me physically, emotionally, mentally, economically, and socially.
What can't a Desert Eagle and Barrett do for stealth missions?
They can't be way too loud.
Why do orphans like Spider-Man?
'Cause they really enjoy Far From Home and No Way Home. Damn, was he mad about Spider-Man Homecoming!
The best way to enjoy Port Arthur is to shoot through--a quote by hilarious comedian Isaac Butterfield.
I know this is supposed to be an emo joke, but does anyone want to play Rocket League?
I'm on PS4, by the way!
My name: Box3d_by_Clapped
Our hairline goes way back before dinosaurs lived.
I used to have a son, but he died the same way Eric Clapton's son died. For inspiration.
I broke my ankles so hard I had to walk uphill both ways.
Some kid: Hey, did you know there's an orphanage down the street?!
Me: NO WAY! Wanna check it out?
Kid: NO, IT'S HAUNTED!!
Me: Haunted my ass, let's go!
Kid: Wait, isn't your house also haunted???
Me: Yea
Die you potato.
I baked you a pie.
Oh boy, which flavor?
Pie Pie Pie Pie.
Dad, I'm hungry.
Hi hungry, I'm dad.
Why did you name this way?
Why Why Why?
You say this to your friend, "Damn, your nuts are bigger than mine!" *thinks the wrong way*.
Friend: I must order more nuts.
Do nut get in my way.
Do nut get in my way.
Q: Why did the ballerina get kicked off the squad?
She was standing way too close to the dancers.