Way jokes

This is how to die soft 101.

Yo bro, you good? You need a hug?

You say this to your friend, "Damn, your nuts are bigger than mine!" *thinks the wrong way*.

Friend: I must order more nuts.

Q: Why did the ballerina get kicked off the squad?

She was standing way too close to the dancers.

Why did Stephen Hawking die?

Cause he would never look both ways.

Your hairline so bad that when your teacher puts you to sit in the front of the class, your hairline be all the way in the back.

What do you call a fat Chinese person that talks way too much? Panda Express.

I once masturbated in the bathroom.

I was looking for something, for a little help.

Looked in the wardrobe and found something perfect.

I'LL NEVER SEE A TOOTHBRUSH THE SAME WAY AGAIN!

11/9 is opposite day. The towers fall on the planes instead of 9/11, way.

Lesbians when the GPS asks them to go straight.

Hey, I met you like way way back, just like your hairline.

Kill yourself in anyway. I'm doing it the HIGHway.

The way ladies cheat nowadays is very alarming.

She might give birth to twins, but each twin having a different father. 😭

Two cyclists stop on a bridge. One cyclist says to the other, "Can you see that forest over there?"

The other says, "No, the trees are in the way."

Hello everyone, I would just like to apologize for participating in the protest and everything else I said. I was wrong and have recently found a way to see all these jokes as funny. I hope that you all can forgive me. ALYA

I sat down and reminisced about the past. I remembered all the people I've lost along the way.

Maybe becoming a tour guide wasn't a good idea.

Our hairline goes way back before dinosaurs lived.

I used to have a son, but he died the same way Eric Clapton's son died. For inspiration.

What's the quickest way to get to a girl's heart?

What?

Chidori. :)

Fuck people who are bigger than me physically, emotionally, mentally, economically, and socially.

What is something that makes you wish you were dead, rips your skin off, is small, can wear you out in two seconds, betray you in any way possible, and can eat you alive?

Kid's.