Way jokes
Why do orphans like Spider-Man?
'Cause they really enjoy Far From Home and No Way Home. Damn, was he mad about Spider-Man Homecoming!
I know this is supposed to be an emo joke, but does anyone want to play Rocket League?
I'm on PS4, by the way!
My name: Box3d_by_Clapped
I broke my ankles so hard I had to walk uphill both ways.
What is something that makes you wish you were dead, rips your skin off, is small, can wear you out in two seconds, betray you in any way possible, and can eat you alive?
Kid's.
Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it only went halfway.
Tata
No way, Jose!
What can't a Desert Eagle and Barrett do for stealth missions?
They can't be way too loud.
Do you know the teacher that went up in space? She had blew eyes. One blew this way and one blew that way.
Q: Why did the ballerina get kicked off the squad?
She was standing way too close to the dancers.
You say this to your friend, "Damn, your nuts are bigger than mine!" *thinks the wrong way*.
Friend: I must order more nuts.
You are in the airway, how funny!
Kill yourself in anyway. I'm doing it the HIGHway.
Hello everyone, I would just like to apologize for participating in the protest and everything else I said. I was wrong and have recently found a way to see all these jokes as funny. I hope that you all can forgive me. ALYA
The best way to enjoy Port Arthur is to shoot through--a quote by hilarious comedian Isaac Butterfield.
Our hairline goes way back before dinosaurs lived.
I used to have a son, but he died the same way Eric Clapton's son died. For inspiration.
Do nut get in my way.
Okay, Gwen, I'll be offline for a while... so if anyone by my name types anything, it's a fake. The only way you know it's me is if I say one of my nicknames. Okay, so yeah, take care of my account while I'm gone. BYE!!!!
Do nut get in my way.
Some kid: Hey, did you know there's an orphanage down the street?!
Me: NO WAY! Wanna check it out?
Kid: NO, IT'S HAUNTED!!
Me: Haunted my ass, let's go!
Kid: Wait, isn't your house also haunted???
Me: Yea