Way jokes

I used to have a son, but he died the same way Eric Clapton's son died. For inspiration.

Hello everyone, I would just like to apologize for participating in the protest and everything else I said. I was wrong and have recently found a way to see all these jokes as funny. I hope that you all can forgive me. ALYA

What can't a Desert Eagle and Barrett do for stealth missions?

They can't be way too loud.

This is how to die soft 101.

Yo bro, you good? You need a hug?

What did the Deagle say to the G17?

"Son, you're rushing, but in some way, I like it."

Fuck people who are bigger than me physically, emotionally, mentally, economically, and socially.

What's the quickest way to get to a girl's heart?

What?

Chidori. :)

My mom said that being straight is good, but if you're straight, how do you walk? So I decided to be gay.

What's the best way to tell your friend you hate them? Option 1: Kill them. Option 2: Walk away. Option 3: Kill each other.

Me: Why can't I just kms and leave them the pain?

I know this is supposed to be an emo joke, but does anyone want to play Rocket League?

I'm on PS4, by the way!

My name: Box3d_by_Clapped

Why do orphans like Spider-Man?

'Cause they really enjoy Far From Home and No Way Home. Damn, was he mad about Spider-Man Homecoming!

I broke my ankles so hard I had to walk uphill both ways.

The best way to enjoy Port Arthur is to shoot through--a quote by hilarious comedian Isaac Butterfield.

What is something that makes you wish you were dead, rips your skin off, is small, can wear you out in two seconds, betray you in any way possible, and can eat you alive?

Kid's.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it only went halfway.

Q: My dad woke up one morning about to go to work, but he was still really tired, so he decided the quickest way to wake him up was to slap him in the face.

So he asked me to do it, but I guess I don't know my own strength, and so he went back to sleep again...

"Um, honey, I'm glad you're done, but um, WHO KICKED OUR BABY'S ASS?! I'M PRETTY SURE FACES DON'T BEND THAT WAY!!"

Why did the dog cross the road?

It didn't. Got hit by a car on the way to the other side.

They say that "The way to a man's heart is through his stomach," but I find it a lot easier to go through the ribcage.

You are in the airway, how funny!