Way jokes

Why did the dog cross the road?

It didn't. Got hit by a car on the way to the other side.

Okay, Gwen, I'll be offline for a while... so if anyone by my name types anything, it's a fake. The only way you know it's me is if I say one of my nicknames. Okay, so yeah, take care of my account while I'm gone. BYE!!!!

Do nut get in my way.

What did the Deagle say to the G17?

"Son, you're rushing, but in some way, I like it."

Fuck people who are bigger than me physically, emotionally, mentally, economically, and socially.

Do you know the teacher that went up in space? She had blew eyes. One blew this way and one blew that way.

What can't a Desert Eagle and Barrett do for stealth missions?

They can't be way too loud.

This is how to die soft 101.

Yo bro, you good? You need a hug?

Q: Why did the ballerina get kicked off the squad?

She was standing way too close to the dancers.

You say this to your friend, "Damn, your nuts are bigger than mine!" *thinks the wrong way*.

Friend: I must order more nuts.

If a dog is white with black spots, then it is 90% great and 10% guilty because it half way starts crimes and is a mistake to the world and is punished by the white dogs that are full white and not mixed colors.

I sat down and reminisced about the past. I remembered all the people I've lost along the way.

Maybe becoming a tour guide wasn't a good idea.

This is how I got [redacted]

The way you are so ugly your parents even regret the day you were born.

The way you are so black when your mom is bathing you in the dark, she has to put flour in the water to see you.

🤣🤣🤣

The way ladies cheat nowadays is very alarming.

She might give birth to twins, but each twin having a different father. 😭

Why did Stephen Hawking die?

Cause he would never look both ways.

Why did the rapper always carry a map?

So he could navigate his way through the rap game.

"There is no way you can fit in there."

"Says who?"

"Your mom."

"When?"

"Last night."

"OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-"

11/9 is opposite day. The towers fall on the planes instead of 9/11, way.

Lesbians when the GPS asks them to go straight.