Way jokes
Two cyclists stop on a bridge. One cyclist says to the other, "Can you see that forest over there?"
The other says, "No, the trees are in the way."
Your hairline so bad that when your teacher puts you to sit in the front of the class, your hairline be all the way in the back.
11/9 is opposite day. The towers fall on the planes instead of 9/11, way.
The way ladies cheat nowadays is very alarming.
She might give birth to twins, but each twin having a different father. š
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Cause he would never look both ways.
Memes
Our hairline goes way back before dinosaurs lived.
I used to have a son, but he died the same way Eric Clapton's son died. For inspiration.
Hello everyone, I would just like to apologize for participating in the protest and everything else I said. I was wrong and have recently found a way to see all these jokes as funny. I hope that you all can forgive me. ALYA
What can't a Desert Eagle and Barrett do for stealth missions?
They can't be way too loud.
This is how to die soft 101.
Yo bro, you good? You need a hug?
What did the Deagle say to the G17?
"Son, you're rushing, but in some way, I like it."
Fuck people who are bigger than me physically, emotionally, mentally, economically, and socially.
What's the quickest way to get to a girl's heart?
What?
Chidori. :)
My mom said that being straight is good, but if you're straight, how do you walk? So I decided to be gay.
What's the best way to tell your friend you hate them? Option 1: Kill them. Option 2: Walk away. Option 3: Kill each other.
Me: Why can't I just kms and leave them the pain?
I know this is supposed to be an emo joke, but does anyone want to play Rocket League?
I'm on PS4, by the way!
My name: Box3d_by_Clapped
Why do orphans like Spider-Man?
'Cause they really enjoy Far From Home and No Way Home. Damn, was he mad about Spider-Man Homecoming!
I broke my ankles so hard I had to walk uphill both ways.
The best way to enjoy Port Arthur is to shoot through--a quote by hilarious comedian Isaac Butterfield.
What is something that makes you wish you were dead, rips your skin off, is small, can wear you out in two seconds, betray you in any way possible, and can eat you alive?
Kid's.