Way jokes
What did the Deagle say to the G17?
"Son, you're rushing, but in some way, I like it."
Fuck people who are bigger than me physically, emotionally, mentally, economically, and socially.
Hello everyone, I would just like to apologize for participating in the protest and everything else I said. I was wrong and have recently found a way to see all these jokes as funny. I hope that you all can forgive me. ALYA
Two cyclists stop on a bridge. One cyclist says to the other, "Can you see that forest over there?"
The other says, "No, the trees are in the way."
11/9 is opposite day. The towers fall on the planes instead of 9/11, way.
Tata
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Cause he would never look both ways.
I sat down and reminisced about the past. I remembered all the people I've lost along the way.
Maybe becoming a tour guide wasn't a good idea.
The way ladies cheat nowadays is very alarming.
She might give birth to twins, but each twin having a different father. 😭
Your hairline so bad that when your teacher puts you to sit in the front of the class, your hairline be all the way in the back.
What do you call a fat Chinese person that talks way too much? Panda Express.
Kill yourself in anyway. I'm doing it the HIGHway.
What's the best way to tell your friend you hate them? Option 1: Kill them. Option 2: Walk away. Option 3: Kill each other.
Me: Why can't I just kms and leave them the pain?
My mom said that being straight is good, but if you're straight, how do you walk? So I decided to be gay.
What's the quickest way to get to a girl's heart?
What?
Chidori. :)
What is something that makes you wish you were dead, rips your skin off, is small, can wear you out in two seconds, betray you in any way possible, and can eat you alive?
Kid's.
Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it only went halfway.
I know this is supposed to be an emo joke, but does anyone want to play Rocket League?
I'm on PS4, by the way!
My name: Box3d_by_Clapped
I broke my ankles so hard I had to walk uphill both ways.
Our hairline goes way back before dinosaurs lived.
I used to have a son, but he died the same way Eric Clapton's son died. For inspiration.