Way jokes
Your hairline's so far back, even Rosa Parks refused to sit in the back; it went all the way there itself.
On September 11, Gemini ordered three pepperoni pizzas.
One came alone, one was late, and the third went the wrong way.
When you were late to school and your teacher called you tardy, she meant that in more ways than one.
If a dog is white with black spots, then it is 90% great and 10% guilty because it half way starts crimes and is a mistake to the world and is punished by the white dogs that are full white and not mixed colors.
Why did the rapper always carry a map?
So he could navigate his way through the rap game.
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always find their way with their flow.
Me: *reading a sign* "Children are a gift from god."
Me: "No, they are a gift from the underworld."
Mother: "Yeah, I picked you up at the gift shop on my way out."
Mother: "You are a spawn of Satan."
They say that "The way to a man's heart is through his stomach," but I find it a lot easier to go through the ribcage.
You are in the airway, how funny!
"Um, honey, I'm glad you're done, but um, WHO KICKED OUR BABY'S ASS?! I'M PRETTY SURE FACES DON'T BEND THAT WAY!!"
Why did the dog cross the road?
It didn't. Got hit by a car on the way to the other side.
No way, Jose!
"There is no way you can fit in there."
"Says who?"
"Your mom."
"When?"
"Last night."
"OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-"
This is how I got [redacted]
The way you are so ugly your parents even regret the day you were born.
The way you are so black when your mom is bathing you in the dark, she has to put flour in the water to see you.
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According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that Keagan's FIFA team should be this terrible, also the problem is that Keagan is a Real Madrid fan.
Some kid: Hey, did you know there's an orphanage down the street?!
Me: NO WAY! Wanna check it out?
Kid: NO, IT'S HAUNTED!!
Me: Haunted my ass, let's go!
Kid: Wait, isn't your house also haunted???
Me: Yea
What did the Deagle say to the G17?
"Son, you're rushing, but in some way, I like it."
Do you know the teacher that went up in space? She had blew eyes. One blew this way and one blew that way.
What can't a Desert Eagle and Barrett do for stealth missions?
They can't be way too loud.