Way jokes
I know this is supposed to be an emo joke, but does anyone want to play Rocket League?
I'm on PS4, by the way!
My name: Box3d_by_Clapped
11/9 is opposite day. The towers fall on the planes instead of 9/11, way.
Your hairline so bad that when your teacher puts you to sit in the front of the class, your hairline be all the way in the back.
The way ladies cheat nowadays is very alarming.
She might give birth to twins, but each twin having a different father. š
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Cause he would never look both ways.
I used to have a son, but he died the same way Eric Clapton's son died. For inspiration.
I sat down and reminisced about the past. I remembered all the people I've lost along the way.
Maybe becoming a tour guide wasn't a good idea.
Two cyclists stop on a bridge. One cyclist says to the other, "Can you see that forest over there?"
The other says, "No, the trees are in the way."
Kill yourself in anyway. I'm doing it the HIGHway.
Hello everyone, I would just like to apologize for participating in the protest and everything else I said. I was wrong and have recently found a way to see all these jokes as funny. I hope that you all can forgive me. ALYA
Why do orphans like Spider-Man?
'Cause they really enjoy Far From Home and No Way Home. Damn, was he mad about Spider-Man Homecoming!
The best way to enjoy Port Arthur is to shoot through--a quote by hilarious comedian Isaac Butterfield.
Our hairline goes way back before dinosaurs lived.
Do nut get in my way.
Okay, Gwen, I'll be offline for a while... so if anyone by my name types anything, it's a fake. The only way you know it's me is if I say one of my nicknames. Okay, so yeah, take care of my account while I'm gone. BYE!!!!
Do nut get in my way.
Q: Why did the ballerina get kicked off the squad?
She was standing way too close to the dancers.
Some kid: Hey, did you know there's an orphanage down the street?!
Me: NO WAY! Wanna check it out?
Kid: NO, IT'S HAUNTED!!
Me: Haunted my ass, let's go!
Kid: Wait, isn't your house also haunted???
Me: Yea
Do you know the teacher that went up in space? She had blew eyes. One blew this way and one blew that way.
What can't a Desert Eagle and Barrett do for stealth missions?
They can't be way too loud.