Way Jokes

The way ladies cheat nowadays is very alarming.

She might give birth to twins, but each twin having a different father. 😭

Hey, I met you like way way back, just like your hairline.

Lesbians when the GPS asks them to go straight.

My mom said that being straight is good, but if you're straight, how do you walk? So I decided to be gay.

What's the quickest way to get to a girl's heart?

What?

Chidori. :)

A close-up photo shows a bag of cranberries with the text "Fucked with Fruit Nutrients" on it. Below the photo is a comment thread, where a user asks if someone violated their cranberries, and someone else comments on how it would be great to have nutrients directly absorbed into them.

What is something that makes you wish you were dead, rips your skin off, is small, can wear you out in two seconds, betray you in any way possible, and can eat you alive?

Kid's.

I know this is supposed to be an emo joke, but does anyone want to play Rocket League?

I'm on PS4, by the way!

My name: Box3d_by_Clapped

I broke my ankles so hard I had to walk uphill both ways.

Why do orphans like Spider-Man?

'Cause they really enjoy Far From Home and No Way Home. Damn, was he mad about Spider-Man Homecoming!

The best way to enjoy Port Arthur is to shoot through--a quote by hilarious comedian Isaac Butterfield.

Our hairline goes way back before dinosaurs lived.

I used to have a son, but he died the same way Eric Clapton's son died. For inspiration.

Kill yourself in anyway. I'm doing it the HIGHway.

Hello everyone, I would just like to apologize for participating in the protest and everything else I said. I was wrong and have recently found a way to see all these jokes as funny. I hope that you all can forgive me. ALYA

I sat down and reminisced about the past. I remembered all the people I've lost along the way.

Maybe becoming a tour guide wasn't a good idea.

What do you call a fat Chinese person that talks way too much? Panda Express.

I once masturbated in the bathroom.

I was looking for something, for a little help.

Looked in the wardrobe and found something perfect.

I'LL NEVER SEE A TOOTHBRUSH THE SAME WAY AGAIN!

Your hairline so bad that when your teacher puts you to sit in the front of the class, your hairline be all the way in the back.

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that Keagan's FIFA team should be this terrible, also the problem is that Keagan is a Real Madrid fan.