Way jokes
Do nut get in my way.
Do nut get in my way.
Q: Why did the ballerina get kicked off the squad?
She was standing way too close to the dancers.
You say this to your friend, "Damn, your nuts are bigger than mine!" *thinks the wrong way*.
Friend: I must order more nuts.
Okay, Gwen, I'll be offline for a while... so if anyone by my name types anything, it's a fake. The only way you know it's me is if I say one of my nicknames. Okay, so yeah, take care of my account while I'm gone. BYE!!!!
Memes
Some kid: Hey, did you know there's an orphanage down the street?!
Me: NO WAY! Wanna check it out?
Kid: NO, IT'S HAUNTED!!
Me: Haunted my ass, let's go!
Kid: Wait, isn't your house also haunted???
Me: Yea
Die you potato.
I baked you a pie.
Oh boy, which flavor?
Pie Pie Pie Pie.
Dad, I'm hungry.
Hi hungry, I'm dad.
Why did you name this way?
Why Why Why?
Do you know the teacher that went up in space? She had blew eyes. One blew this way and one blew that way.
Kill yourself in anyway. I'm doing it the HIGHway.
I sat down and reminisced about the past. I remembered all the people I've lost along the way.
Maybe becoming a tour guide wasn't a good idea.
Two cyclists stop on a bridge. One cyclist says to the other, "Can you see that forest over there?"
The other says, "No, the trees are in the way."
Your hairline so bad that when your teacher puts you to sit in the front of the class, your hairline be all the way in the back.
11/9 is opposite day. The towers fall on the planes instead of 9/11, way.
The way ladies cheat nowadays is very alarming.
She might give birth to twins, but each twin having a different father. š
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Cause he would never look both ways.
Our hairline goes way back before dinosaurs lived.
I used to have a son, but he died the same way Eric Clapton's son died. For inspiration.
Hello everyone, I would just like to apologize for participating in the protest and everything else I said. I was wrong and have recently found a way to see all these jokes as funny. I hope that you all can forgive me. ALYA
What can't a Desert Eagle and Barrett do for stealth missions?
They can't be way too loud.
This is how to die soft 101.
Yo bro, you good? You need a hug?