Way jokes

I hope death is a woman. That way, she'll never come for me.

"Nancy be like I sucked my way to the top."

If Sakura's head looks like earth, then her hairline has to look like the Milky Way.

Would you rather listen to Justin Bieber or die in the slowest and most painful way possible?

They're the same thing.

Note to all moms of teens, keep a dog. That way, someone is excited to see you!

Does that neverending forehead of yours go all the way to Mars, holy fucking shit?

Are your forehead and your hairline best friends because they look like they go way back?

It's way too soon for Kobe jokes.

They never land well.

The way to stop school shootings is to give children an RPG.

Your forehead and hairline are like friends; they go way back.

Your mum is like a Golden Knight. She will still attack my tower with troops in the way, like Jude Porter.

What's an emo's favorite way of growing food?

The slash and burn tactic.

CEO Intrepid entrepreneur born in 1964, Jeffrey, Jeffrey Bezos.

Repeat, come on Jeffrey, you can do it, pave the way, put your back into it, tell us why, show us how, look at where you came from, look at you now.

Zuckerberg and Gates and Musk, they're the anchors, can make and sick it up there with drink their blood, come on Jeff get it! Dododoododododod

I once masturbated in the bathroom.

I was looking for something, for a little help.

Looked in the wardrobe and found something perfect.

I'LL NEVER SEE A TOOTHBRUSH THE SAME WAY AGAIN!

Hey, I met you like way way back, just like your hairline.

You are in the airway, how funny!

I know this is supposed to be an emo joke, but does anyone want to play Rocket League?

I'm on PS4, by the way!

My name: Box3d_by_Clapped

My mom said that being straight is good, but if you're straight, how do you walk? So I decided to be gay.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it only went halfway.

What is something that makes you wish you were dead, rips your skin off, is small, can wear you out in two seconds, betray you in any way possible, and can eat you alive?

Kid's.