Way jokes
Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? A: They put a plunger in the toilet.
Q: How many kids did Helen Keller have? A: None, the plunger went all the way up.
You went the wrong way. Always choose the right path.
What is the best way to make a leaf?
Go down, back around, and stir up a tree. Make it spin, watch again. Oven baking, ding, we're done!
What's an emo's favorite way of growing food?
The slash and burn tactic.
Your mum is like a Golden Knight. She will still attack my tower with troops in the way, like Jude Porter.
Note to all moms of teens, keep a dog. That way, someone is excited to see you!
Your mama is so stupid. She fell off a bike and didn't know which way to fall!
Does that neverending forehead of yours go all the way to Mars, holy fucking shit?
Your forehead and hairline are like friends; they go way back.
It's way too soon for Kobe jokes.
They never land well.
The way to stop school shootings is to give children an RPG.
When you have a box of dead babies in your garage and one of them is alive at the bottom and has to eat its way out but goes back for seconds.
You were born on the freeway, you know why?
Because that's where a lot of accidents happen. 😈
"The only way I'd want to be reincarnated is if I can be reincarnated as a man," said the young woman.
"Why?" said her friend.
"Oh, I don't know, just men are so cool,"
"Is that the only reason?" said her friend.
"Maybe........" said the young woman. "Maybe."
Boy: I'm dead.
Girl: Is that why you're so ugly?
Boy: No, I was just born this way.
CEO Intrepid entrepreneur born in 1964, Jeffrey, Jeffrey Bezos.
Repeat, come on Jeffrey, you can do it, pave the way, put your back into it, tell us why, show us how, look at where you came from, look at you now.
Zuckerberg and Gates and Musk, they're the anchors, can make and sick it up there with drink their blood, come on Jeff get it! Dododoododododod
What can't a Desert Eagle and Barrett do for stealth missions?
They can't be way too loud.
This is how to die soft 101.
Yo bro, you good? You need a hug?
Do you know the teacher that went up in space? She had blew eyes. One blew this way and one blew that way.
Q: Why did the ballerina get kicked off the squad?
She was standing way too close to the dancers.