Way jokes

Note to all moms of teens, keep a dog. That way, someone is excited to see you!

"The only way I'd want to be reincarnated is if I can be reincarnated as a man," said the young woman.

"Why?" said her friend.

"Oh, I don't know, just men are so cool,"

"Is that the only reason?" said her friend.

"Maybe........" said the young woman. "Maybe."

When you have a box of dead babies in your garage and one of them is alive at the bottom and has to eat its way out but goes back for seconds.

You were born on the freeway, you know why?

Because that's where a lot of accidents happen. 😈

Boy: I'm dead.

Girl: Is that why you're so ugly?

Boy: No, I was just born this way.

"Wubba Lubba Dub Dub" is one way to describe how my inner child acts, but yesterday I killed them. Now I hear "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub," I’m drowning in the tub.

What's an emo's favorite way of growing food?

The slash and burn tactic.

Hey, I met you like way way back, just like your hairline.

Lesbians when the GPS asks them to go straight.

What do you call a fat Chinese person that talks way too much? Panda Express.

I once masturbated in the bathroom.

I was looking for something, for a little help.

Looked in the wardrobe and found something perfect.

I'LL NEVER SEE A TOOTHBRUSH THE SAME WAY AGAIN!

This is how to die soft 101.

Yo bro, you good? You need a hug?

What did the Deagle say to the G17?

"Son, you're rushing, but in some way, I like it."

Fuck people who are bigger than me physically, emotionally, mentally, economically, and socially.

What's the best way to tell your friend you hate them? Option 1: Kill them. Option 2: Walk away. Option 3: Kill each other.

Me: Why can't I just kms and leave them the pain?

What's the quickest way to get to a girl's heart?

What?

Chidori. :)

What is something that makes you wish you were dead, rips your skin off, is small, can wear you out in two seconds, betray you in any way possible, and can eat you alive?

Kid's.

My mom said that being straight is good, but if you're straight, how do you walk? So I decided to be gay.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it only went halfway.

I broke my ankles so hard I had to walk uphill both ways.