Way jokes

I hope death is a woman. That way, she'll never come for me.

If Sakura's head looks like earth, then her hairline has to look like the Milky Way.

Would you rather listen to Justin Bieber or die in the slowest and most painful way possible?

They're the same thing.

"Nancy be like I sucked my way to the top."

"I can lose 10 ugly pounds anytime I want -- I'll just cut off my head!"

Do you use humor to make light of your emotional eating and your weight? Make jokes about overeating and being fat as a way of getting along with other people? I was a Grand Champion at it.

Are you the sun? I can see you from a mile away.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

It's me. I can't get in because Stephen Hawking is in the way.

Fortnite is so bad that when you try to play, trash is always in your way. LOL

What is the best way to make a leaf?

Go down, back around, and stir up a tree. Make it spin, watch again. Oven baking, ding, we're done!

Like, if you hate wearing a mask.

Every time I'm out in public, and I see someone without their mask, I always feel like there is something extra special about them. Then I realize that I can see all their face!

True story by the way.

What do you call a crazy-in-every-way sister?

A sissy.

What's an emo's favorite way of growing food?

The slash and burn tactic.

Note to all moms of teens, keep a dog. That way, someone is excited to see you!

CEO Intrepid entrepreneur born in 1964, Jeffrey, Jeffrey Bezos.

Repeat, come on Jeffrey, you can do it, pave the way, put your back into it, tell us why, show us how, look at where you came from, look at you now.

Zuckerberg and Gates and Musk, they're the anchors, can make and sick it up there with drink their blood, come on Jeff get it! Dododoododododod

When you were late to school and your teacher called you tardy, she meant that in more ways than one.

Lesbians when the GPS asks them to go straight.

This is how I got [redacted]

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that Keagan's FIFA team should be this terrible, also the problem is that Keagan is a Real Madrid fan.

"There is no way you can fit in there."

"Says who?"

"Your mom."

"When?"

"Last night."

"OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-"

The way you are so ugly your parents even regret the day you were born.

The way you are so black when your mom is bathing you in the dark, she has to put flour in the water to see you.

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