Way jokes
"The only way I'd want to be reincarnated is if I can be reincarnated as a man," said the young woman.
"Why?" said her friend.
"Oh, I don't know, just men are so cool,"
"Is that the only reason?" said her friend.
"Maybe........" said the young woman. "Maybe."
I hope death is a woman. That way, she'll never come for me.
"Nancy be like I sucked my way to the top."
"I can lose 10 ugly pounds anytime I want -- I'll just cut off my head!"
Do you use humor to make light of your emotional eating and your weight? Make jokes about overeating and being fat as a way of getting along with other people? I was a Grand Champion at it.
Which way is quicker to die? Noose or slitting my throat?
experiment
Fortnite is so bad that when you try to play, trash is always in your way. LOL
Would you rather listen to Justin Bieber or die in the slowest and most painful way possible?
They're the same thing.
If Sakura's head looks like earth, then her hairline has to look like the Milky Way.
Are you the sun? I can see you from a mile away.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
It's me. I can't get in because Stephen Hawking is in the way.
Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? A: They put a plunger in the toilet.
Q: How many kids did Helen Keller have? A: None, the plunger went all the way up.
Like, if you hate wearing a mask.
Every time I'm out in public, and I see someone without their mask, I always feel like there is something extra special about them. Then I realize that I can see all their face!
True story by the way.
You went the wrong way. Always choose the right path.
What do you call a crazy-in-every-way sister?
A sissy.
What is the best way to make a leaf?
Go down, back around, and stir up a tree. Make it spin, watch again. Oven baking, ding, we're done!
You were born on the freeway, you know why?
Because that's where a lot of accidents happen. 😈
When you have a box of dead babies in your garage and one of them is alive at the bottom and has to eat its way out but goes back for seconds.
Boy: I'm dead.
Girl: Is that why you're so ugly?
Boy: No, I was just born this way.
CEO Intrepid entrepreneur born in 1964, Jeffrey, Jeffrey Bezos.
Repeat, come on Jeffrey, you can do it, pave the way, put your back into it, tell us why, show us how, look at where you came from, look at you now.
Zuckerberg and Gates and Musk, they're the anchors, can make and sick it up there with drink their blood, come on Jeff get it! Dododoododododod
Why did the rapper always carry a map?
So he could navigate his way through the rap game.