Way jokes

Knock knock.

Who's there?

It's me. I can't get in because Stephen Hawking is in the way.

Fortnite is so bad that when you try to play, trash is always in your way. LOL

What is the best way to make a leaf?

Go down, back around, and stir up a tree. Make it spin, watch again. Oven baking, ding, we're done!

Like, if you hate wearing a mask.

Every time I'm out in public, and I see someone without their mask, I always feel like there is something extra special about them. Then I realize that I can see all their face!

True story by the way.

What do you call a crazy-in-every-way sister?

A sissy.

Can you tell me the real answer to this joke?

What do you call a drone that takes the long way around?

What's an emo's favorite way of growing food?

The slash and burn tactic.

Note to all moms of teens, keep a dog. That way, someone is excited to see you!

CEO Intrepid entrepreneur born in 1964, Jeffrey, Jeffrey Bezos.

Repeat, come on Jeffrey, you can do it, pave the way, put your back into it, tell us why, show us how, look at where you came from, look at you now.

Zuckerberg and Gates and Musk, they're the anchors, can make and sick it up there with drink their blood, come on Jeff get it! Dododoododododod

Lesbians when the GPS asks them to go straight.

This is how I got [redacted]

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that Keagan's FIFA team should be this terrible, also the problem is that Keagan is a Real Madrid fan.

"There is no way you can fit in there."

"Says who?"

"Your mom."

"When?"

"Last night."

"OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-"

The way you are so ugly your parents even regret the day you were born.

The way you are so black when your mom is bathing you in the dark, she has to put flour in the water to see you.

🤣🤣🤣

Why don't rappers ever get lost?

Because they always find their way with their flow.

Me: *reading a sign* "Children are a gift from god."

Me: "No, they are a gift from the underworld."

Mother: "Yeah, I picked you up at the gift shop on my way out."

Mother: "You are a spawn of Satan."

Why did the rapper always carry a map?

So he could navigate his way through the rap game.

I once masturbated in the bathroom.

I was looking for something, for a little help.

Looked in the wardrobe and found something perfect.

I'LL NEVER SEE A TOOTHBRUSH THE SAME WAY AGAIN!

Hey, I met you like way way back, just like your hairline.

What do you call a fat Chinese person that talks way too much? Panda Express.