Way jokes
If Sakura's head looks like earth, then her hairline has to look like the Milky Way.
"Wubba Lubba Dub Dub" is one way to describe how my inner child acts, but yesterday I killed them. Now I hear "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub," I’m drowning in the tub.
Your mama is so stupid. She fell off a bike and didn't know which way to fall!
The way to stop school shootings is to give children an RPG.
It's way too soon for Kobe jokes.
They never land well.
experiment
Which way is quicker to die? Noose or slitting my throat?
Are your forehead and your hairline best friends because they look like they go way back?
Why do orphans not play baseball?
Because they don't know the way home!
Are you the sun? I can see you from a mile away.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
It's me. I can't get in because Stephen Hawking is in the way.
"I can lose 10 ugly pounds anytime I want -- I'll just cut off my head!"
Do you use humor to make light of your emotional eating and your weight? Make jokes about overeating and being fat as a way of getting along with other people? I was a Grand Champion at it.
Fortnite is so bad that when you try to play, trash is always in your way. LOL
Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? A: They put a plunger in the toilet.
Q: How many kids did Helen Keller have? A: None, the plunger went all the way up.
You went the wrong way. Always choose the right path.
Like, if you hate wearing a mask.
Every time I'm out in public, and I see someone without their mask, I always feel like there is something extra special about them. Then I realize that I can see all their face!
True story by the way.
What is the best way to make a leaf?
Go down, back around, and stir up a tree. Make it spin, watch again. Oven baking, ding, we're done!
What do you call a crazy-in-every-way sister?
A sissy.
CEO Intrepid entrepreneur born in 1964, Jeffrey, Jeffrey Bezos.
Repeat, come on Jeffrey, you can do it, pave the way, put your back into it, tell us why, show us how, look at where you came from, look at you now.
Zuckerberg and Gates and Musk, they're the anchors, can make and sick it up there with drink their blood, come on Jeff get it! Dododoododododod
Abortions are a way for whores to dodge accountability.
Are your hairline and forehead friends? Because they go way back.