There is no way you can fit in there.
Says who?
Your mom.
When?
Last night.
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-
Q: Why did the ballerina get kicked off the squad?
She was standing way too close to the dancers.
You say this to your friend, "Damn, your nuts are bigger than mine!" *thinks the wrong way*.
Friend: I must order more nuts.
Do you know the teacher that went up in space? She had blew eyes. One blew this way and one blew that way.
What can't a Desert Eagle and Barrett do for stealth missions?
They can't be way too loud.
This is how to die soft 101.
Yo bro, you good? You need a hug?
What did the Deagle say to the G17?
"Son, you're rushing, but in some way, I like it."
Fuck people who are bigger than me physically, emotionally, mentally, economically, and socially.
Why did the dog cross the road?
It didn't. Got hit by a car on the way to the other side.
"Out of the way, I need to Caterpie."
You are in the airway, how funny!
"Um, honey, I'm glad you're done, but um, WHO KICKED OUR BABY'S ASS?! I'M PRETTY SURE FACES DON'T BEND THAT WAY!!"
No way, Jose!
Q: My dad woke up one morning about to go to work, but he was still really tired, so he decided the quickest way to wake him up was to slap him in the face.
So he asked me to do it, but I guess I don't know my own strength, and so he went back to sleep again...
They say that "The way to a man's heart is through his stomach," but I find it a lot easier to go through the ribcage.
Okay, Gwen, I'll be offline for a while... so if anyone by my name types anything, it's a fake. The only way you know it's me is if I say one of my nicknames. Okay, so yeah, take care of my account while I'm gone. BYE!!!!
Do nut get in my way.
Some kid: Hey, did you know there's an orphanage down the street?!
Me: NO WAY! Wanna check it out?
Kid: NO, IT'S HAUNTED!!
Me: Haunted my ass, let's go!
Kid: Wait, isn't your house also haunted???
Me: Yea
Die you potato.
I baked you a pie.
Oh boy, which flavor?
Pie Pie Pie Pie.
Dad, I'm hungry.
Hi hungry, I'm dad.
Why did you name this way?
Why Why Why?
Two cyclists stop on a bridge. One cyclist says to the other, "Can you see that forest over there?"
The other says, "No, the trees are in the way."
