Way

Way jokes

Mom

Note to all moms of teens, keep a dog. That way, someone is excited to see you!

Reincarnation

"The only way I'd want to be reincarnated is if I can be reincarnated as a man," said the young woman.

"Why?" said her friend.

"Oh, I don't know, just men are so cool,"

"Is that the only reason?" said her friend.

"Maybe........" said the young woman. "Maybe."

Baby

When you have a box of dead babies in your garage and one of them is alive at the bottom and has to eat its way out but goes back for seconds.

Accident

You were born on the freeway, you know why?

Because that's where a lot of accidents happen. 😈

Boy

Boy: I'm dead.

Girl: Is that why you're so ugly?

Boy: No, I was just born this way.

Memes

Sleep

Sleep paralysis for the first time and this is what I see except it's face and body is way more stringy and hollow.

An oil painting depicts a person in bed, looking scared, and two ghostly, pale figures looming over them. One figure is above and the other is below the bed. The upper ghostly figure has a skull-like face with a long, thin mouth and hair flowing behind it.

Child

"Wubba Lubba Dub Dub" is one way to describe how my inner child acts, but yesterday I killed them. Now I hear "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub," I’m drowning in the tub.

Emo

What's an emo's favorite way of growing food?

The slash and burn tactic.

Panda

What do you call a fat Chinese person that talks way too much? Panda Express.

Masturbation

I once masturbated in the bathroom.

I was looking for something, for a little help.

Looked in the wardrobe and found something perfect.

I'LL NEVER SEE A TOOTHBRUSH THE SAME WAY AGAIN!

Gun

What did the Deagle say to the G17?

"Son, you're rushing, but in some way, I like it."

People

Fuck people who are bigger than me physically, emotionally, mentally, economically, and socially.

Friend

What's the best way to tell your friend you hate them? Option 1: Kill them. Option 2: Walk away. Option 3: Kill each other.

Me: Why can't I just kms and leave them the pain?

Girl

What's the quickest way to get to a girl's heart?

What?

Chidori. :)

Kid

What is something that makes you wish you were dead, rips your skin off, is small, can wear you out in two seconds, betray you in any way possible, and can eat you alive?

Kid's.

Straight

My mom said that being straight is good, but if you're straight, how do you walk? So I decided to be gay.