When you have a box of dead babies in your garage and one of them is alive at the bottom and has to eat its way out but goes back for seconds.
You were born on the freeway, you know why?
Because that's where a lot of accidents happen. š
Boy: I'm dead.
Girl: Is that why you're so ugly?
Boy: No, I was just born this way.
Hey, I met you like way way back, just like your hairline.
Lesbians when the GPS asks them to go straight.
What do you call a fat Chinese person that talks way too much? Panda Express.
I once masturbated in the bathroom.
I was looking for something, for a little help.
Looked in the wardrobe and found something perfect.
I'LL NEVER SEE A TOOTHBRUSH THE SAME WAY AGAIN!
This is how to die soft 101.
Yo bro, you good? You need a hug?
What did the Deagle say to the G17?
"Son, you're rushing, but in some way, I like it."
Fuck people who are bigger than me physically, emotionally, mentally, economically, and socially.
What's the best way to tell your friend you hate them? Option 1: Kill them. Option 2: Walk away. Option 3: Kill each other.
Me: Why can't I just kms and leave them the pain?
What's the quickest way to get to a girl's heart?
What?
Chidori. :)
What is something that makes you wish you were dead, rips your skin off, is small, can wear you out in two seconds, betray you in any way possible, and can eat you alive?
Kid's.
My mom said that being straight is good, but if you're straight, how do you walk? So I decided to be gay.
Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it only went halfway.
I broke my ankles so hard I had to walk uphill both ways.
I know this is supposed to be an emo joke, but does anyone want to play Rocket League?
I'm on PS4, by the way!
My name: Box3d_by_Clapped
11/9 is opposite day. The towers fall on the planes instead of 9/11, way.
Your hairline so bad that when your teacher puts you to sit in the front of the class, your hairline be all the way in the back.
The way ladies cheat nowadays is very alarming.
She might give birth to twins, but each twin having a different father. š
