Foreplay in may areas: "You awake?" ; and way down South : "You awake, mom?"
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how do rapists justify murdering a young innocent human being?
same way as pro aborts, by saying "my body, my choice"
Stephan Hawking went bankrupt after he found out somebody in his house was costing him way too much money on electricity bills He just couldn’t figure out who
As tragic as school shootings are - it's also a quick way to a late term abortion
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There was a guy called manners on called poo and called shut up One day manners was on his way to pick up poo from school A police officer stopped shut up and said police: what’s you name Shut up: shut up Police:weres your manners?! Shut up: picking up poo
BFF:DUDE, COME OVER TO MY HOUSE RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!
Me:What no way its 2:58 am
BFF:but i just found my brothers secret stash of oreos!!!!!
Me:I'll be over in 5 minutes
What do you call a calf that is in no way brave?
A coward.
Here’s my hand, please hold it. That way I can say I was touched by an angel.
what's the best way to get chewing gum out of your hair? cancer
A poor person came up to me and said your ugly i said you remind me of SpiderMan SpiderMan no way home
What is Michael Jackson's favorite candy bar? Milk-hee-hee way
Roses are red, violets are blue, by the way, I have the flu!!!
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as i grow older, i remember all the people i lost along the way. maybe tour guide wasn't the right career choice for me...
Twinkle Twinkle there’s a car Coming like a shooting star. I will stand in the way I will not be seen again Are you happy I am dead Now you made it to the end
