The holy water in this church is of the highest quality: it has been assed by the bishop
I went scuba diving last year. It was fun but at the end I ran out of oxygen. It was a breathtaking experience.
Baptism, a chance for the priest to bathe you.
Q: What do you call a tsunami.A: your moms water breaking.
i tried a pun about water but people "sea" right through it, and when people complain they are usually just being a beach
How do you make holy water?
You take it to church ⛪️
What did the beaver say when it hit the wall?
Dam!
If water makes you laugh then jokes make you pee
what happens when you throw water on Stephen Hawking? he says oh fuck fuck fuck
I was boiling some water and said Water you will be mist
The optimist think the glass is half full The pessimist think the glass is half empty The feminist think the glass is raping them
This guy walked into a pizzeria and ordered a water. The owner called him an idiot.
His girlfriend walked in and ordered a pineapple pizza.
The guy left her and the owner made her leave.
There was a race between Lettuce a faucet and Ketchup. The lettuce was a-head, the faucet was still running and the ketchup was trying to ketchup
Question: How did the cat cross the river.
Answer: It didn’t, It drowned.
Why did the chipmunk swim on its back?
To keep its nuts dry
Why do ducks have feathers? So they can cover their butt quacks
my water was leaking, so i used flex tape. now i don't know where to sower
What is a cow's favorite water sport?
Ca-MOO-ing
how many africans does it take to change a light
a water bottle
Why did the sea cry ? Because it felt salty and blue
