Mr. Nobody: Water you thinkin's happenin', Ol' Mr. Atlantic? Mr. Atlantic: Something Smells Fishy... Mr. Nobody: Well, duh, you, idiot! Your an =\Ocean/= ! Mr. Atlantic: WTH!?!?!?!?
Water to his Dad, Steam: Hi, Dad, I mist you! Steam: double-you(w). aich(h). ay(a). tee(t)?
(Bob holds Deric's neck) Deric: "Water(what are) you doing?"
What happens when water loses its bottom jaw? It had a hurt o-chin(Ocean)!
[god creating a jellyfish] God: how about an evil bag
How does Jesus make tea?
Hebrews it.
What’s heavy, black, and can’t swim?
Ted Kennedy’s Oldsmobile Delmot 88 with Mary Jo Kopechne trapped inside
Three disabled guys (a blind man, an amputee, and a guy in a wheelchair) are flying back with the USA team from the Paralympic games in the Middle East when their plane crashes in the Sahara Desert. The three disabled guys (the only survivors) are now stranded and wait for someone to rescue them, but no one showed. They start to get real thirsty, so they decide to seek out water. The amputee leads the way, with the blind man pushing the guy in the wheelchair; and, eventually they find an oasis. The amputee leader goes into the water first, cools himself down, drinks a load of water, walks out the other side and lo and behold, he has a NEW LEG! He gets excited and encourages his friends to do the same.
The blind man offers to push the guy in the wheelchair, but he gets refused because the guy in the chair wants to be Mr. Independent and insists the blind man goes ahead first. So he goes into the water, cools himself down, drinks a load of water, walks out the other side and lo and behold, he can SEE! Now the guy in the wheelchair's getting really excited, starts pushing with all his might, goes into the water, cools himself down, drinks a load of water, and wheels out the other side. Lo and behold, NEW TIRES!!!
I drew a picture of a whale in the ocean. My brother asked what you drawing? I saod you taking a shower.
Whats a currents favroute juice?
Black "current"!
The holy water in this church is of the highest quality: it has been assed by the bishop
I went scuba diving last year. It was fun but at the end I ran out of oxygen. It was a breathtaking experience.
Baptism, a chance for the priest to bathe you.
Q: What do you call a tsunami.A: your moms water breaking.
i tried a pun about water but people "sea" right through it, and when people complain they are usually just being a beach
How do you make holy water?
You take it to church ⛪️
What did the beaver say when it hit the wall?
Dam!
If water makes you laugh then jokes make you pee
what happens when you throw water on Stephen Hawking? he says oh fuck fuck fuck
I was boiling some water and said Water you will be mist
