Water jokes
What’s long, yellow, and doesn’t float?
A school bus filled with children.
What do mermaids wash their fins with?
Tide.
What runs but never stops?
What do you call an orphan fish?
Self-ish.
A man once sued smart water for not making him smart. Then a woman replied, “Okay cool, now I’m going to go sue Thin Mints for not making me thin.”
What do you call male mermaids?
Mer-butlers!
So, I went out to eat the other day, and the waitress came up to me and asked if I wanted a glass of water. I said, "Yes ma'am." She said, "Oh honey, you don't have to call me ma'am, I'm not that old." I said, "Okay, thanks bitch."
Your momma so fat, when she asked for a water bed, she got a concrete bed.
One day, a chemistry teacher asked his student, whose name is Raj, "What is the chemical formula of water?"
The Raj replied, "HIJKLMNO."
The teacher asked, "What is this rubbish?"
The Raj replied, "Yesterday, you taught the chemical formula of water is H2O."
What's an Emo's favorite drink?
Water, JK it's cyanide.
If you put your foot in a pond, your foot will get wet.
No joke, I just wasted about 5 or 6 seconds of your life.
You smell like tap water and cornflakes.
What would the Mandalorian be called if it was made in an aquatic center?
Mandachlorian.
What kind of fish comes out at night?
A starfish.
What happens when a sink on the Titanic overflows?
It sinks it.
Why are fish easy to measure?
Because they bring their own scales.
How do we know that the ocean is friendly? It waves.
1. You're so dumb, you think Cheerios are donut seeds!
2. You're so fat, you could sell shade!
3. You're just like coconut water, nobody likes you!
4. Have you been shopping lately? Because they're selling lives around the corner, you should go get one!
If being ugly was a crime, you would get a life sentence!!
Are these good?
RIP boiled water.
You will be mist.
Hot water look a**.