"Sir, I'm afraid your son can't attend our swimming lessons anymore."
"Why not?"
"He keeps peeing in the pool."
"Well, all kids pee in the pool."
"Not from the diving board!"
What's the difference between a watermelon and an orphan?
One you cut into 2 with a knife.
And the watermelon you cut into pieces.
Why did I giggle?
Because I saw the ocean's bottom.
What are the similarities of an orphan and a water fountain?
They both sprout water.
Happy was a cute hippo.
Happy sleeps in the water.
Happy walks on land.
Happy runs on Savannahs.
Happy swims in mud.
Happy takes a bath.
"Jack and Jill went home because he was sick because of the virus in town, gave him a frown, and his arms were pricked."
If you get out of the shower clean, how does your towel get dirty?
What's the difference between a bison and a buffalo?
You can't wash your face in a buffalo.
10 years ago my dad said I should eat cereal with water until he comes back with the milk... I still eat cereal with water, sadly.
What happened when the cheetah took too many baths?
He became spotless!!!
So Jessie Waters goes on TV without a gallon of hair gel. Oh wait, never mind!
What can fly underwater?
A mosquito in a submarine.
What kind of hair do oceans have? Wavy.
Your mama's so fat, when she jumps in the pool, the water jumps out!
The "W" in Africa stands for water.
If a bird flies, and a duck can also run and fly, while a cat walks, why do we drink water?
Jack and Jill wheat up the him had some fun she forgot her pill and now we have jonny
Jack and Jill went up a hill to fetch a pal of water. Me: incorrect, two pals of water, one to refresh from running up a hill and the one you went to get. I’m sick af from these stories.
If you kayak with a cap on and the kayak capsizes, whether or not the cap falls off depends on the cap size.
What's the only gun that doesn't exist in Africa?
A water gun.
