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What do you get when you throw holy water on a cow

A Holy Cow

for every blonde in the world

Scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool

What is another name 🤔 for Holy water 💧 💧💧 💧💧 💧 💧 💧 💧 💧💧 💧 💧 💧 💧 💧 💧 🚽 toilet water

A burgur walks into a bar and says: "Hi sir can I have a glass of water?" And the waiter says: "I'm sorry sir we don't serve food here,"

y do orphans eat cereal with water

there dad did not come back with the milk

do you i can shot a basketball ? i make i dip like water

Why do orphans eat cerial with water? Because their daddy still hasn't come home with the milk

Three men were going for a drive through the desert. An hour later, the car breaks down. They all take something from the car to keep themselves cool as they walk tp the nearest gas station a few miles back. One guy grabs a hand-held fan. Another guy grabs the jug of water. The last guy takes the car door off. About 15 minutes into walking, the other two are giving the one guy weird looks. Finally, one of them asks why he is taking the car door. The third guy just replies that whenever he gets hot he can just roll down the window.

Adam and Eve were sitting on the beach one day and Eve says to Adam let's go for a swim. Adam replies I'm not in the mood. She says ok I will go by myself. She puts her toes in the water and splashes around and says the water is beautiful come in and Adam replies na still not in the mood. Eve wade's into the water until she gets to her waist. Adam jumps up and yells at Eve standing waist deep and says Oh No now all the fish are gonna smell like that.

what does a shark smoke sea-WEED

how do whales breathe under water they take a deep METH

What comes up on small oceans micro waves

I have a fish that can breakdance only for 20 seconds and he can only do it once

A husband walks into the bedroom door holding two aspirin and a glass of water ' His wife asked what that for. it is for your headache i dont have a headache

he smiles gotcha!!!!