Water jokes
Where do golf players practice?
Near a gulf.
How do you clean the ocean?
With tide!
Are you electricity? 'Cause I wanna get a bath with you ;)
Did you hear about the nurse who couldn’t swim?
She ended up under the doc[tor].
I was looking forward to some toast...
So I took the toaster in the bath with me.
Do you love water?
Then you love 75% of me.
What is yellow and can’t swim? A school, but full of drowning kids! 🤣🤣🤣
What goes up but never comes down?
Water in Australia.
What is the king’s favorite type of precipitation?
Hail, of course!
What is another king’s favorite type of precipitation?
Reign!
Are you a waterfall?
'Cause I'm falling for you.
Why was Wet scared of Water? Because he was the water.
What are fish not allowed to have?
Seaweed.
One day, the teacher asks a boy, "Why can't fish talk underwater?"
The kid says, "If I put your head underwater, will you be able to talk?"
Why do orphans eat cereal with water? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Dark humor is like water.
Not everybody gets it.
What did the sea do when it saw the beach?
It waved!
Last words of the captain of the Titanic... "Where's all this water come from?"
See, morbid humor is just like water, not everyone gets it.
Got into a fight last night. We both had blades. He cut me deep. I thought I was gone, but he forgot to keep the water running.
Weird thing was that we were in the fight of our lives in the restroom and that guy kinda looked like me.
Is your tap water running well?
Beta, go catch it!