War jokes
What do you call a swimming terrorist? A bath bomb.
Two Trojan warriors were patrolling the streets of Troy at night. It was finally time for their duties to be relieved. When they went back to their houses, one Trojan fell in a puddle. "Nitrogen!" The other called. And the other responded coldly, “Good night.”
"Our all-transgender brigade has suffered heavy casualties!"
"What? We haven’t even sent them to fight!"
"They’ve already lost 30% of the unit!"
My grandfather killed Hitler.
Get it? Get it?
It's the 1940s.
The chink was counting his shillings. The chink was bitching. His wife got raped in Nanking. The chink counts his shillings.
The chink gets sook chinged!
You must be from Pearl Harbor, 'cause baby, you're the bomb!
What does Donald Trump say when he declares war? Nuke them.
What does a pervert say when he declares war? Nude them.
Where did little billy go when he was stuck in a minefield... everywhere.
That joke was pretty dark, but it got pretty light for a second.
1 like = 1 Ukrainian child sent to Russia.
Why does Adolf hate golf?
He ended up in the bunker.
My uncle died on nine eleven... he was the best pilot in Iraq.
Wonder why the Japanese people didn't see the bombs coming?
They didn't open their eyes.
What are three things the Twin Towers have in common with my dad? They are big, sexy, and smashed your mom.
Hitler was a good man because, after all, he did kill Hitler.
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale?
Because they lost two towers.
What's a suicide bomber's biggest fear?
Dying alone.
Watching the 9/11 documentaries, just watching a kill cam.
A Chinese boy never met his parents after they were killed in WW2, so when he learned where they were buried, he quickly rushed there.
He sat down in front of their graves and prayed, "I want to see your face again, mommy..." A miracle happened; his mother rose up from the graves and hugged him.
The boy cried then said, "I want to see you too, dad." He looked at his father's grave, but nothing happened.
Suddenly, a Japanese soldier came up behind him and asked, "Were you looking for me?"
Where did Johnny go after he wandered into a minefield?
Everywhere.
Whoever kills Hitler goes to heaven. Oh, wait... nevermind...