War jokes
If you ever feel useless... Just remember that if you ever feel useless... Just remember that it took the US 4 presidents, trillions of dollars, thousands of lives, and 20 years to replace the Taliban with... the Taliban.
What did the little boy say to the fat man? How many Japs did you get?
Why is American bad at Clash of Clans?
Because they already lost 2 towers.
Whoever kills Hitler goes to heaven. Oh, wait... nevermind...
In the morning at 6:30 AM,
Teacher: Who fought in World War I?
Me: Trump & Biden.
Teacher: Oh ok... well good job class, see you tomorrow and study your books.
After school,
Teacher: Oh God those kids know nothing.
"She looks at her clock."
Teacher: And now I am sewed.
What’s bin Laden got in common with SpongeBob?
Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, and they’re filled with holes.
Why did England beat Germany in World War Two?
Scissors beat paper.
A bomb is like a baby; when you drop it, everyone screams.
We need more women in the military! They can bleed for weeks and still not die!
What’s Hitler’s favorite letter?
Not Z.
My friend group is pretty diverse. I'm Japanese, one friend is Filipino, one is American, one is Italian, and the last one is German.
Out of everyone in the friend group, the Filipino and the American were the quickest to feel uncomfortable when I asked, "Who wants to go on a march with me?"
"Hitler and Goring are standing atop the Berlin radio tower. Hitler says he wants to do something to put a smile on Berliners' faces.
So Goring says: 'Why don't you jump?'"
*World War 2 going on and then stops.*
Me: "I guess you would say it was a gory-ious battle."
I hate when I lose my white friends in the snow and my black friends in the dark. Where do I lose my friends from Afghanistan?
In an explosion.
What's the difference between Hitler and Usain Bolt?
One actually finished a race.
Where did Janet go during the bombing? Everywhere.
Why is America better than Japan at rapping?
Because we're better at dropping bombs.
My grandpa was the goat, he killed Hitler! 🥳🥳🥳
Why did the Japanese NOT shoot down the American plane that was dropping atomic bombs?
From what their eyes saw, it was a piece of rice.
When I called the suicide hotline in Afghanistan, they got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck.