War jokes
Why can't an orphan role-play Star Wars?
Because they have no one to play Darth Vader.
What’s bin Laden got in common with SpongeBob?
Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, and they’re filled with holes.
Apex Legends: exists.
Titanfall fandom: (Literally on fire and at war with itself) "Everything is fine."
Hope the towers are doing well this morning, and I'll get back to you!
What did Osama say after knocking over the Twin Towers?
He he he haw.
Fine I'll soon turn this wasteland of a page into r/Admech and r/AdeptusMechanicus habitable sites by myself
What do you call a paralyzed turtle?
Shell shocked.
If reincarnation is correct, if you die now, you can be reborn and live a second life. If you were born in Ukraine, you can immediately live a third life.
Abortion clinics are kind of like NAZI gas chambers. Less people come out than go in.
What if Hitler did not say "bombs away," he said "lambs are slayed?"
Hitler only wanted peace.
A piece of Poland, a piece of Czechoslovakia, and a piece of Turkey.
You're so ugly that you and Adolfo Hitler are like twins.
Why can't America play Clash of Clans?
Because they already lost two towers.
Why did Russia put war on Ukraine for more nuts?
I rate the atmosphere of Israel a 10/7; real good stuff there, looks like an actual movie!
What do you call Hitler?
Gay.
When you're a terrorist and you have a stutter.
A a a a a a a a ala ala ala ala ala alaog alaogbar.
They are making new versions of the Star Wars films. The names have only just come out.
There is Star Wars: Attack of the Trannies, Star Wars: The Trannie Awakens, Star Wars: Rogue Trannie, Star Wars: The LGBTQ Strikes Back, and then there is Star Wars: The Last Straight Man.
What's the difference between an air blower and Little Boy?
When the air blower blew, it did not wipe out Hiroshima.
Women: “Men used to go to war, now they go to clubs.”
Men: “Women used to fear their nudes getting leaked, now it’s $3.99.”
I heard World War 500000 in my parents'.