Why did the Carthaginian say Rome lost the war?
Because they were just roman around.
Steel led to World War 2.
What did Osama say after knocking over the Twin Towers?
He he he haw.
You will never see a redneck opposing a war.
He will instead say, "Wait, I get to kill people and it's not illegal? And they're foreigners?"
It's not a war crime if no one's alive to report it.
It's not a hate crime if you don't hate the person.
They are making new versions of the Star Wars films. The names have only just come out.
There is Star Wars: Attack of the Trannies, Star Wars: The Trannie Awakens, Star Wars: Rogue Trannie, Star Wars: The LGBTQ Strikes Back, and then there is Star Wars: The Last Straight Man.
Anyone know about the war? It's not Russia we should hate, it's Putin that we should. 🙄🤪💅
Why was the Roman soldier kicked out of the army? Because he was "Romin" around during war.
How does Hitler tie his shoes?
Into little Nazis.
Wonder why the Japanese people didn't see the bombs coming?
They didn't open their eyes.
What did the orphans do when the bombs drop?
They said, "Allahu Akbar."
Who is white, hairy, and rusty in the tree?
It's Rambo Rabbit with a big gun that was.
what do you call a kid with Autism and saw star wars?
Chewbacca
How do you become with NATO? Promise no more world wars by secretly performing military practices behind their back.
Iran? More like tin can, cause we’re going to kick their teeth in, am I right?
What do you call a 6 gay man in a war? Rainbow 6 siege
Steps to win a Nerf war:
Step 1. Take out Nerf bullets.
Step 2. Load hollow points.
Step 3. Win!
My Grandpa killed 30 Air Force pilots in WW2. He was a very bad mechanic.
*World War 2 going on and then stops.*
Me: "I guess you would say it was a gory-ious battle."
