War

War Jokes

Hitler

Someone at my school the other day said that whoever killed Hitler was a hero. Who's going to tell him?

Gas

What does Germany and the rest of the world have in common? They both use gases to poison one thing or another.

Friend

My Japanese friend told me a Pearl Harbor joke. I told him he bombed it.

Chink

It's the 1940s.

The chink was counting his shillings. The chink was bitching. His wife got raped in Nanking. The chink counts his shillings.

The chink gets sook chinged!

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  • Soldier

    Why is the Champs d'Elysees in Paris lined with trees?

    Because German soldiers like marching in the shade!

    Hitler

    When a woman removes polish with chemicals, no one bats an eye.

    But when Hitler removes the Polish with chemicals, everyone loses it...

    Hitler

    Say what you want about Hitler, at least he got the trains to run on time.

    Game

    Q: What is Germany's favorite board game?

    A: Nahtzee (Yahtzee).