War jokes
What do you say to the USA after 9/11? Checkmate.
America saying they are more stupid. Russia saying they are more stupid = the stupidest war.
What do you call a country with nukes?
Abomination.
My grandfather lost his tongue during WW2.
He never talks about it.
In America, you fight Ukraine.
In Soviet Russia, you fight Mykraine.
What's up guys! Quandale Dingle here (RUUEHEHEHEHEHEEHE). I have been arrested for multiple crimes (AHHHHHHHHHHHHH) including: Battery on a police officer (WHAT), Grand theft, Declaring war on Italy, and public indecency (RUHEHEHEEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE x2 speed).
I will be escaping prison on, MARCH 28TH! After that I will take over the worl[d].
What first went through Sally’s head when the Nazis came?
A bullet.
Someone at my school the other day said that whoever killed Hitler was a hero. Who's going to tell him?
What is the difference between a terrorist and a prostitute?
The prostitute can blow you more than once.
I am only here because me no like Blues Clues LGBTQ episode as I don’t believe in that. If you do, ok.
And it shouldn’t be a month, the month should be for all of the war veterans, it should be a day for pride. Companies only use this month for money; it’s exploitation because they don’t truly support, unlike me, in which I don’t support it.
What do you call a cemetery of dead Arabs? A mine field.
Why does Hitler hate golf?
He would end up in a bunker!
What do you call a terrorist attack in Iraq? A selfie!
So, y'all remember Hitler, right?
Ok, so I own a gun with Nazi rounds. I shot a guy who was entering my home who wasn't invited. He said, "Did you shoot me with Nazi rounds?" Then I said, "Do you mean 'nein' millimeter?"
Why can't America play chess?
There are missing two towers.
Why'd I cum all over your mummy's panties? 'Cause she's hot af.
LOLOLOOLOLLOL
You're so boring that you make war veterans die quicker, and yet they're still on life support.
Why do US suck at chess? We lost both our towers.
Why is England so good at chess? They still have their queen.
Why does Russia suck at chess? They only have pawns.
If you go to the military and you get sent to a country, how many heads will you blow off?
That number is how many dicks you suck.
Your race's favorite Star Wars Characters:
Arab...Admiral Ackbar (Allahu Akbar)
East Asian...Qui-Gon Jinn (Ching-Chong-Wing-Wong)
Jew...Rey (Ray)
Black...BB-8 (BBC)
Italian...Jabba the Hutt (Pizza Hut)
German...Admiral Piett (Hitler)