War jokes
My Japanese friend told me a Pearl Harbor joke. I told him he bombed it.
So, some ants in a colony go to war. They want some more troops and know that there are ants that went to wars as well. They call them war-ants.
They start barging into homes to search for more war-ants. They barge into a home, and the lady-ant goes, "Hey, why are you here? Can you please leave?" One of the ants replies with, "I'm sorry, but unless you have a war-ant, we have to keep searching your house."
Where did Johnny go after he wandered into a minefield?
Everywhere.
What does Germany and the rest of the world have in common? They both use gases to poison one thing or another.
My uncle died on nine eleven... he was the best pilot in Iraq.
Memes
Hitler killed 18 million and only died once.
Fucking camper!
Why is American bad at Clash of Clans?
Because they already lost 2 towers.
Why does Hitler need glasses?
Because he could Nazi.
Where did Joe go after getting lost on a minefield? Everywhere.
Adolf Hitler + Vladimir Putin = Vladolf Putler.
Someone at my school the other day said that whoever killed Hitler was a hero. Who's going to tell him?
Arabs: WHO PUT THAT TOWER THERE... we must destroy it!
Why is Afghanistan good at chess? They take the rooks out fast.
What is the biggest fear of an American soldier taking a piss in a bush during the Vietnam war? His manhood will be chopped off.
Why are all Asians so skinny?
Because last time there was a fat man a whole population disappeared.
My grandfather lost his tongue during WW2.
He never talks about it.
"Ching chong, drop the bomb!"
Why did Hitler get hit by a baseball?
Because he did nazi it coming!
It's the 1940s.
The chink was counting his shillings. The chink was bitching. His wife got raped in Nanking. The chink counts his shillings.
The chink gets sook chinged!
Why is the Champs d'Elysees in Paris lined with trees?
Because German soldiers like marching in the shade!
What’s the difference between prison and concentration camps?
At least you don’t die when you shower.