In America, you fight Ukraine.
In Soviet Russia, you fight Mykraine.
War Jokes
Why does Hitler need glasses?
Because he could Nazi.
Someone at my school the other day said that whoever killed Hitler was a hero. Who's going to tell him?
What does Germany and the rest of the world have in common? They both use gases to poison one thing or another.
My Japanese friend told me a Pearl Harbor joke. I told him he bombed it.
A guy walks into a mosque... then blows up.
Why did Hitler get hit by a baseball?
Because he did nazi it coming!
It's the 1940s.
The chink was counting his shillings. The chink was bitching. His wife got raped in Nanking. The chink counts his shillings.
The chink gets sook chinged!
Why is the Champs d'Elysees in Paris lined with trees?
Because German soldiers like marching in the shade!
What’s the difference between prison and concentration camps?
At least you don’t die when you shower.
When a woman removes polish with chemicals, no one bats an eye.
But when Hitler removes the Polish with chemicals, everyone loses it...
Say what you want about Hitler, at least he got the trains to run on time.
What does LMAO mean? Launching Missiles At Orphanages.
I called the suicide hotline in Iraq. The person got excited and asked if I can drive a truck.
Q: What happens when a pig plays tug-of-war?
A: Pulled pork.
Q: What is Germany's favorite board game?
A: Nahtzee (Yahtzee).
Hitler was a good man because, after all, he did kill Hitler.
"It's not a war crime if you win the war."
- Sun Tzu, The Art of War
"You may not rest, there are monsters nearby."
-Sun Tzu, The Art of War.
Hitler only wanted peace.
A piece of Poland, a piece of Czechoslovakia, and a piece of Turkey.
