Why does Hitler need glasses?
Because he could Nazi.
What does Germany and the rest of the world have in common? They both use gases to poison one thing or another.
My Japanese friend told me a Pearl Harbor joke. I told him he bombed it.
A guy walks into a mosque... then blows up.
Why did Hitler get hit by a baseball?
Because he did nazi it coming!
Why is the Champs d'Elysees in Paris lined with trees?
Because German soldiers like marching in the shade!
What’s the difference between prison and concentration camps?
At least you don’t die when you shower.
Q: What happens when a pig plays tug-of-war?
A: Pulled pork.
When a woman removes polish with chemicals, no one bats an eye.
But when Hitler removes the Polish with chemicals, everyone loses it...
Say what you want about Hitler, at least he got the trains to run on time.
Q: What is Germany's favorite board game?
A: Nahtzee (Yahtzee).
What does LMAO mean? Launching Missiles At Orphanages.
It's the 1940s.
The chink was counting his shillings. The chink was bitching. His wife got raped in Nanking. The chink counts his shillings.
The chink gets sook chinged!
What do you call a swimming terrorist? A bath bomb.
If Germany is the father land, and Russia is the mother land, would WWII just be domestic violence?
What did the captured Germans say to the French in WW1?
"Verdun for."
A male unexploded landmine was in love with a female unexploded landmine, and he said to her...
"Hey, baby, we should bang sometime!"
What do you call a baby on the battlefield?
Free shield!
"Osama bin Laden playing MW2 Air Strike inbound."
Q: How tall was Hitlers grass A: *Hitler salute* about this high
