War Jokes

Great news for all star wars fans who can't wait until the next movie!!

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I have WWII in my blood since my great grandfather killed hitler.

its not a hate crime if you dont hate the person

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Steel led to world war 2

You can get into to a fight with a orphan what they are going to there parents

“why did the Carthaginian say Rome lost the war? -because they were just roman around”

it's not a war crime if no ones alive to report it.

You race's favorite Star Wars Characters:

Arab...Admiral Ackbar(Allahu Akbar) East Asian...Qui-Gon Jinn(Ching-Chong-Wing-Wong) Jew...Rey(Ray) Black...BB-8(BBC) Italian...Jabba the Hutt(Pizza Hut) German...Admiral Piett(Hitler)

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why was the roman soldier kicked out of the army- because he was romin around during war

how does Hitler tie his shoes? into little Nazi's

wat did the orphans do when the bombs drop?

they said alakbar

How do you becomes with Nato. Promise no more world wars, by secretely peforming miltiary practises behind their back

what do you call a kid with Autism and saw star wars?

Chewbacca

What do you call a 6 gay man in a war? Rainbow 6 siege

People are fighting in a war and a man gets hit 4 times in the arm and says "Tis a Scratch" And the other guy looking at him in shock says "A Scratch, Your Arm is off you body"