Nobody:
The Vietcong when America lands on their beeches:
tReE pOwErS aCtIvAtE
I have WWII in my blood since my great grandfather killed hitler.
If Italy attacked France from the rear, would Greece help?
So this guy named Andrew Furda was my boyfriend for like a half a week, so five days. Then bam, I cut my hair. He only liked me for my looks, and I hoped he regrets it because it is WAR, so if you see this, you're going down, Andrew!
What's a cow's favourite war?
World War Moo
Where did Johnny go during the bombing?
Everywhere.
What do you get when you eat a hamburger?
Mustard gas.
How does an American know that his time has come? He starts hearing Vietnamese.
I met this kid and he was being bullied by 9 people. I Asked 1 whats going on. They all said another one to bully they all tried hitting me and then my mates which was like 15 of them came in and it was like war all over again.
Free blacks in the Civil War is the same as me drawing a reverse card in Uno.
What's the difference between you and Hitler? At least he knows how to use an oven.
Why did half of the world not see Avengers: Endgame?
Cause half of them were Thanos snapped in Avengers: Infinity War.
knock knock who's there fourth of april fourth of april who may the fourth be with you
knock knock whos there gun gun who
So, some ants in a colony go to war. They want some more troops and know that there are ants that went to wars as well. They call them war-ants.
They start barging into homes to search for more war-ants. They barge into a home, and the lady-ant goes, "Hey, why are you here? Can you please leave?" One of the ants replies with, "I'm sorry, but unless you have a war-ant, we have to keep searching your house."
Bob Ross fighting in Vietnam. "They're in the happy little trees, shoot the happy little trees and bushes!"
Germany: As long as America stays out of the war, we should win.
Japan: *bombing Pearl Harbor* Cowabunga It Is!!
Me: I bombed the 2 tests yesterday.
Friend: What were the tests about?
Me: Japan.
In a normal country, they have lemonade. In Soviet Russia, they have Leninade: "Refresh yourself with a cold war."
How did the British lose the War of 1812?
They were out-Britshed.
