Roses are red, violets are blue, Ukraine will go puff.
Who ended Franz Ferdinand's COD account?
He ended with a Black Handed bang.
During the Great War, a man holding a machine gun shoots down a swarm of soldiers running on a swamp.
He says: "You came to the wrong swamp, Americans! You came to the wrong swamp!" *He didn't stop firing.*
Hope the towers are doing well this morning, and I'll get back to you!
Teacher: Tell me a moral story.
Little Johnny: Once my grandfather was in WW2. He saw everyone praising to kill him. For example, we should sneak up and kill him. We get the helicopter above and shoot him from there. My grandfather heard this, he got his gun and shot them all.
Teacher: What is the moral even?
Little Johnny: Never plan to kill my grandfather.
The Romans conquered Africa, they conquered Europe, they conquered Britain, then they stopped. They probably ran out of conkers.
What has 15 arms, 9 legs, 8 heads, and 12 eyeballs?
A mosque after a missile strike.
Why did Hitler stop playing Golf?
He kept getting stuck in the Bunker.
My granddad killed Hitler.
What kind of mask are you wearing?
An Elon Musk!
I'm going to pull out your lungs faster than Joe Biden pulled troops out of Afghanistan.
Alvin and the Chipmunks commit war crimes.
Hitler is amazing; he's dead but still alive because he did Nazi death coming. It never happened.
Why can't an orphan role-play Star Wars?
Because they have no one to play Darth Vader.
I feel sad for orphans. They can't watch Star Wars because it's parental guidance.
An old man walks to a busy restaurant. He tells the waiter what he wants and asks her, "Can I have a discount? I served in the war."
The waitress says, "Of course, and would you like that meal with sauce?"
"Nein," said the old man.
What do Hiroshima and Nagasaki share in common with balls?
They both drop.
How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast? They marched in backwards and the Polish people thought they were leaving.
You're so ugly that you and Adolfo Hitler are like twins.
POKEMON THEME SONG JOKE: I wanna be the berry best, like no one ever was.
To bitch them is my real pest, to brain them in my toss. I will gravel across the land, perching war and wide. Fuse Pokemon to under-strand, the lower that's in psyche.
Poke him on! Gotta joke them all it's Fru and me, All I know is my dress tiny, Poke him on! Yeah, you're my pest friend, In a world you must de-blend, Poke him on!
Gotta joke them all my shirts so true, My outrage will flush us through. You bitch me and I ditch you, P-O-K-E-M-O-N!!!
Gotta joke them all, Gotta joke them all!
Poke him on!
