War

War jokes

Pickup lines in 2022 are like: "Are you Russia? Because your bombs are so big!"

Why did the Carthaginian say Rome lost the war?

Because they were just roman around.

"History's repeating itself. WWIII is coming, and the second Russia nukes the U.S., they're all getting fucked."

The Twin Towers traded planes with Afghanistan. The only thing is Afghanistan got scammed.

My grandpa was the best soldier ever. He gunned down over 100 soldiers in his bunker during D-Day.