War jokes
If reincarnation is correct, if you die now, you can be reborn and live a second life. If you were born in Ukraine, you can immediately live a third life.
Pickup lines in 2022 are like: "Are you Russia? Because your bombs are so big!"
How is the business in Ukraine? It's booming.
Why did the Carthaginian say Rome lost the war?
Because they were just roman around.
Where did Joe go after getting lost on a minefield? Everywhere.
Why will America always lose in chess?
It lost its two towers!
"History's repeating itself. WWIII is coming, and the second Russia nukes the U.S., they're all getting fucked."
Ukraine (🇺🇦) vs Russia (🇷🇺), place your bets!
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to stop the Cold War with a heater.
People: Stop invading Ukraine!
Putin: Ukraine? you mean Mykraine.
The Twin Towers traded planes with Afghanistan. The only thing is Afghanistan got scammed.
Where did little Lucy go during the bombing?
Everywhere.
What do you call a kid that’s cold and his name is war?
Cold War.
Are you the Lusitania 'cause I wanna fire a torpedo inside you?
What war game can the French win? None, they are always losing.
Where did Lucy go after the bombing?
Everywhere.
YouTubers: Among Us in real life.
Bin Laden: Angry Birds in real life.
Q: What does Pakistan love to do with India when they go to war?
A: Surrender their 93,000 soldiers.
What do you call German weed?
Mustard Gas.
Why are Germans so good at cleaning?
They have experience in ethnic cleansing.