Apex Legends: exist Titanfall fandom: (Literally on fire and at war with its self) "Everything is fine."
Did you know my grandpa was part of World War 2? He killed Hitler.
Three Indians get captured by an enemy leader, and the leader says, "Go in the woods and find 10 fruits of the same kind."
The first one comes back with apples. The enemy leader says, "Shove them up your butt and don't make a sound, or I will kill you." He gets to two and yells. The leader kills him. He goes up to heaven.
The second guy comes back and has grapes. He gets to 9 and laughs. The leader kills him. He goes to heaven.
The first guy asks the second guy why he laughed, saying he had it in the bag. The second guy said he saw the third guy carrying pineapples.
What do you call a country with nukes? Abomination.
What do you call a retreat in war?
A backup plan.
A Japanese, Hispanic, and Iraqi man are in a plane. The Japanese man drops a bowl off of it, and shouts "I love my country!", Then the Hispanic man drops a burrito off the side and shouts, "I love my country", finally the Iraqi man drops a bomb, and shouts, "I love my country!"
Not much longer on, a man walks by a boy who is sitting by a crater laughing non-stop. And the man asks, "What's so funny?" And the boy says "When I farted my house blew up!"
I hate when I lose my white friends in the snow and my black friends in the dark. Where do I lose my friends from Afghanistan?
In an explosion.
After watching Star Wars 8, I have to say Snoke was half the man I expected him to be.
Why didn't the newest Star Wars movie start with the classic scrawl?
Because it was a Rogue One!
Where did Janet go during the bombing? Everywhere.
My grandfather never threw anything away, bless him. He died in the war holding on to a hand grenade.
"Ching chong, drop the bomb!"
Bin Laden was the hide and seek champion for 10 years, 2001-2011.
Whoever killed Adolf Hitler is MY hero!
What do you call a paralyzed turtle?
Shell shocked.
What's the difference between an air blower and Little Boy?
When the air blower blew, it did not wipe out Hiroshima.
When you kill people in a war, it's perfectly fine, but when it's a school, everyone has a problem with it, wth.
"Why do people call Americans excessive?"
"It was probably because of WWII."
"Oh you mean the war where America responded to the destruction of several ships and a harbor and the deaths of little over a thousand by completely flattening two cities and killing hundreds of thousands of people?"
The point of war is not to die for your country, but to make the fresh recruit on the enemie's side die for his.
*Loud explosion inside the tank*
"Where's the commander?" "He's gone." "Where has he gone?" "All over the place."
