Where did Joe go after getting lost on a minefield? Everywhere.
War Jokes
Why will America always lose in chess?
It lost its two towers!
"History's repeating itself. WWIII is coming, and the second Russia nukes the U.S., they're all getting fucked."
Ukraine (🇺🇦) vs Russia (🇷🇺), place your bets!
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to stop the Cold War with a heater.
People: Stop invading Ukraine!
Putin: Ukraine? you mean Mykraine.
The Twin Towers traded planes with Afghanistan. The only thing is Afghanistan got scammed.
Where did little Lucy go during the bombing?
Everywhere.
What do you call a kid that’s cold and his name is war?
Cold War.
Are you the Lusitania 'cause I wanna fire a torpedo inside you?
What war game can the French win? None, they are always losing.
Where did Lucy go after the bombing?
Everywhere.
YouTubers: Among Us in real life.
Bin Laden: Angry Birds in real life.
Q: What does Pakistan love to do with India when they go to war?
A: Surrender their 93,000 soldiers.
What do you call German weed?
Mustard Gas.
Why are Germans so good at cleaning?
They have experience in ethnic cleansing.
My grandpa was the best soldier ever. He gunned down over 100 soldiers in his bunker during D-Day.
What is war used for? (put in comments below)
I wasn't close to my father when he died. Which is lucky because he stepped on a landmine.
I was in Afghanistan and I had been captured by the Taliban. I was going to get the death penalty.
Suddenly a man came out of nowhere and offered to take the penalty. It was my idolo Penaldo. He missed the penalty. Now I will die. Shame on u Penaldo!
