War jokes
Why can’t Hitler do track?
He can’t even finish a race.
When a woman removes polish with chemicals, no one bats an eye.
But when Hitler removes the Polish with chemicals, everyone loses it...
America: "WE NEED MORE AMMO!"
Japan: "We are the ammo."
Anyone know about the war? It's not Russia we should hate, it's Putin that we should. 🙄🤪💅
Why’s it so hard to break up with a Japanese girl? You gotta drop the bomb twice.
"Terrorist, that’s a little strong. We call them private militaries."
What are the two hottest cities in the world? Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
What do you call a kid with autism who saw Star Wars?
Chewbacca.
When I called the suicide hotline in Afghanistan, they got all excited and asked if I could fly a plane.
My friend group is pretty diverse. I'm Japanese, one friend is Filipino, one is American, one is Italian, and the last one is German.
Out of everyone in the friend group, the Filipino and the American were the quickest to feel uncomfortable when I asked, "Who wants to go on a march with me?"
If WW3 starts, I do, in fact, belong in the kitchen.
In America, you fight Ukraine.
In Soviet Russia, you fight Mykraine.
If reincarnation is correct, if you die now, you can be reborn and live a second life. If you were born in Ukraine, you can immediately live a third life.
Pickup lines in 2022 are like: "Are you Russia? Because your bombs are so big!"
How is the business in Ukraine? It's booming.
Why did the Carthaginian say Rome lost the war?
Because they were just roman around.
Where did Joe go after getting lost on a minefield? Everywhere.
Why will America always lose in chess?
It lost its two towers!
"History's repeating itself. WWIII is coming, and the second Russia nukes the U.S., they're all getting fucked."
Ukraine (🇺🇦) vs Russia (🇷🇺), place your bets!