Why did the Carthaginian say Rome lost the war?
Because they were just roman around.
Why will America always lose in chess?
It lost its two towers!
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to stop the Cold War with a heater.
The Twin Towers traded planes with Afghanistan. The only thing is Afghanistan got scammed.
Are you the Lusitania 'cause I wanna fire a torpedo inside you?
Q: What does Pakistan love to do with India when they go to war?
A: Surrender their 93,000 soldiers.