Want jokes
Hiii everyone, I heard from many people that they want to join the "stop orphan jokes" group. Who wants to?
A farmer told me that he wanted a couple of acres, so I punched him in the teeth.
A brother and a sister always kept fighting. One day the brother said, "You're adopted!"
Then the sister replies, "At least they wanted me!"
The brother yells back, "Well, at first, when they didn't know you'd turn out like this."
OK, guys, quick update, what is going on with Freshfry, Drew, and Alya?
All they're doing is fighting, and I want to put an end to it. So Freshfry, Drew, and Alya all need to read this, OK. First, Freshfry, you should've just said OK the first thing he said, and Drew... really? You had to keep egging him on. I don't know about Alya, but it's like cats and dogs fighting. Just please stop fighting :(
Why did the rapper get a job at the bank?
Because he wanted to make some rap deposits!
"I miss you.
Being happy was never that hard without you..."
Someone's dad: You think he/she wants to join me? I didn't get the milk...
Why did the rapper become a plumber?
Because he wanted to lay down some SICK PIPES!
A friend sits across from me at class so I asked if she wants to hang out sometimes. She said yes, so I called her over to my house, and that's the day I found out she was a guy.
The moral of the story: don't try to fuck your friends.
Nepali people are so fucking racist, like I want them all to be extinct.
I forgot the joke I wanted to say.
Chat, is this real?
Gwen: Prince, they told me you'd be crying back. What do you want?
Prince: Nothing...BUT CAN WE GET BACK TOGETHER!?!??
Gwen: Sorry...BUT...I have a life to live now. I'm logging off this site and going to watch some TV. I'll be back in 1 hour, but we are done...DONE...DONE.
A guy walks up to a girl. He says, "Hey, you want a poker? I’ve got one."
Knock, knock. Who's there? Fuck. Fuck who? What, are you kidding me? I just wanted to tell you a joke!
Why did the rapper sit on the clock?
He wanted to keep it real with TIME.
I just want to say this...
You have NO maidens, (Explosion) No homies, (ExPlOsIoN) And no—please don’t say it! Rizz 😎 (EXPLOSION)
One day an orphan went to jail, and a big dude went behind him and said, "I want you." The orphan said, "Finally!"
Man from 2001 just called. They want a tower back.
What's the difference between bounties and orphans?
The bounty is wanted.
Why did the skydiver bring a backup parachute?
In case the first one wanted to "cut ties" with them mid-air.
I wanted to take a bath, but decided to leave it where it is.