Want jokes
I want to fight! LET'S FIGHT!!!
Can you guys comment on my nuts jokes (aka Willma, Bofa, and Savor)? I just want to see if people don't think it's funny.
"Gwen, I want my boyfriend back!"
Why did the rapper go to space?
Because he wanted to drop some INTERGALACTIC BARS!
Do you want to be in Heaven with Jesus, our savior, or be on Earth with bad things?
Why do people name a kid "Rob?" Because they want him to rob a bank so they could adopt new kids to lock in their basement for a late-night toy.
Why did the rapper become a pilot?
Because he wanted to take his flow to new heights!
As ruler of a kingdom, I wanted a knight. Duke Leo Pessi IV offered himself but wanted a wife in return. I offered my beautiful daughter to him. However, he slapped her and proceeded to wreck my castle. All this whilst crying “I don’t want princess, I want farmer!”
DAMN YOU PESSI!
Why do orphans play GTA?
Because they want to be wanted.
My wife and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children.
If anybody does, please just send me your contact details, and we can drop them off tomorrow.
I will never understand why manslaughter is illegal.
Men should be able to laugh at whatever they want.
Why do orphans want to be criminals?
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Anything you want; it won't chase you.
Yo mama so fat when she steps on the scale it says, "We want your weight not your phone number."
One day a local pastor was visiting the home of some parishioners who had a teenage son. The parents were worried about what career their son would choose, so the pastor said he had a simple test that could predict what would become of him.
He would put three objects on a table and let the young man choose whichever one he wanted to have: a Bible, a wallet, and a bottle of scotch. If the boy chose the Bible, he would probably become a priest; if he chose the wallet, he'd be a banker; and if he chose the bottle, he'd become a worthless bum.
So the parents called their son into the room, and the pastor told him he could have whichever object he wished. When the boy promptly picked up all three, the pastor cried out, "Heaven forbid! He's going to be a Jesuit!"
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Johnny.
Johnny who?
Johnny want yo' mommy.
If you’ve got me, you want to share me; if you share me, you haven’t kept me. What am I?
Akeld, just want you to know: Leave me and Gwen alone.
Real me.
One day, a lady and her husband were talking and it was time for dinner. He got up and sat at the dining room table, and the lady brought the plate of food in and she sat it down in front of him. "What's this?" he said. The lady said, "A piece of shit...honey! Want some water to drink?"
I wanted to open a restaurant for the hearing impaired, but the slogan "Enjoy without hesitation" didn't go down so well.