Want jokes
Face the truth, Jake could have went on the door, but Rose wanted him to die.
Do you want to know my motto when I’m bored?
Punch an orphan, who is he going to tell, his mom?
Why do orphans that go to their friend's house get this reaction from the friend's mom:
"Go back to your house, it's late." "Finn, wait, can I have your mom's phone number?" "Finn, wait, aren't you an orphan?" "Wait, don't you have a phone, Finn?" "Wait, I forgot, you don't have a phone because nobody wanted to get you a phone or to get you."
If a woman gets raped, just walk away, don't bother. Cheer on the rapist if you want.
They believe they are equal to men, right? So they are able to fight back, right? Then prove it! My EQUALITY!
Jump in the Cadillac. (Girl, let's put some miles on it.) Anything you want. (Just to put a smile on it.) You deserve it, baby, you deserve it all, And I'm gonna give it to you. Gold jewelry shining so bright, Strawberry champagne on ice, Lucky for you, that's what I like, that's what I like. Lucky for you, that's what I like, that's what I like.
-Tommyinnit
me now & go look at one of my first posts on here
Why was the dog stealing shingles?
He wanted to be a woofer.
People want to be nice to each other because they only have one life, and they want to live it well.
Sucks to be them. I'm a cat.
I got caught masturbating in the bath by my mum!
I said, "Mum, I’ll wash it as hard and fast as I want!"
Lost my virginity to a down syndrome the other day... only cause I wanted my first time to be special.
Why don't orphans rob the bank?
Because they're not wanted.
Why didn't the squirrel want to go swimming? Because he didn't want to get his nuts wet!
A famous celebrity admitted that she was non-straight, suffered from a rare condition that changed the colour of her skin, did not age well, only wanted to be compensated for her work in the 5th month of each year at her favourite store while laying down:
TO GET FAYE'S WAY, PAY GRAY, GRAY, GAY FAYE WRAY IN MAY AND LAY HER DOWN AT "THE BAY". OK!!!
A man had moved to a new country with his dog and with basic understanding of the language. One day he heard people talking about a place for dogs, so he took his dog there, telling them he wanted his dog to be groomed.
The man behind the counter responded with "yes happy dog, come back in little hours." So the man left and came back a couple hours later. When he asked about his dog, he was given a box of jerky. He found out "Happy Dog" was the name of the place where dogs become food.
Why did the rapper become a magician?
Because he wanted to drop some ILL-USIONS.
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the concert?
Because he wanted to reach new heights in his performance.
I want coffee like my men.
Dark.
Why did the orphan commit mass murder?
To be on top of the wanted list.
I went home one day. My mom said, "Look what a few guys got me." It was a MILF trophy.
My mom asked what does that mean. So I said, "Mom's I'd Like To Fuck." Then my mom said, "These guys want to fuck me?" I said, "Yeah." Then my mom said, "I still got it!"
Today I went to get a sub, and they asked me if I wanted all vegetables. I said no, leave some for the rest of the customers.
To RANDYYYY,
Hi Randy, this is ALYA. I don't want to fight with you. If you're an orphan and you do know about your past, you probably get sad, right? Well, these jokes just bring up the bad times for me.
-ALYA with love