Want jokes

When a fat person wants to kill themselves, why are they so worried? The diabetes will get to them sooner or later!

I wanted to visit my pet fish, but it was hard to sea it through the darkness.

You want to hear a cheesy pizza joke? Never mind, it's too cheesy!

Hehehehehe.

One day a woman met with a man behind an abandoned shop.

The man asked for some crack.

The woman turned around and said, "Here."

That's where the crack was, you guessed it.

The next day, she wiped it clean, ready for the next guest who "wanted crack."

Your mum is so fat, when the doctors did her x-ray, the doctor said to her, "I want your x-ray, not an elephant's x-ray!"

You are so fat and ugly, Chucky didn't even want to play with you.

Why do orphans want to be criminals?

To be wanted.

I got hired by an orphan to commit crimes, so he could become wanted.

If you want to see what I look like, then pics will be coming soon!

But freshfry, how are you!

Oh, and this is Cassie, aka princess shortie!

I was digging in a garden once and found a chest full of gold. I wanted to show my wife, but then I thought about why I was digging in the first place.

Girl, are you a public school? Because I want to shoot my kids inside you.

Little Johnny: Dad, why are you rubbing the horse's chest and butt?

Dad: I want to see if it's good enough to buy.

Little Johnny: I think Uncle Joe wants to buy Mom.

What's the difference between 8 and 9? When you have the 9, everyone wants to be your friend.

When you don't wear earrings for a long time, the hole can close, and it hurts so much when you want to put it back. 🙄🙄 😁😁😁🤣

Why did Hittle kill himself? Because he wanted to buy a car, but then Hittler farted.

Me: I wouldn’t want to be with a shitmate.

Shitmate: You’re so shitable.

Me: Bring banana ice cream.

Shitmate: Never happening.

Want to hear a joke? Just look in the mirror!

My fat friend went to the doctor because he wanted to know his blood type. After performing some tests, the doctor said, "Well, the test results have shown that your blood type is ragu."

Chris said to me in P.E. that he likes Jacob, and he said he wants to go straight to the bedroom.

I'm Jessica, and I really want to talk to Ashton Parkes.