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What did the toaster say to the toast?
"I want you inside me."
I want diabetes so I can drink loads of Coke. - Louie Fennell 2018
Why does the environmentalist pimp have his hoes fuck bareback?
He wants to keep condoms out of landfills.
Kid: I don't want to go to the movies.
Mom: Shut your mouth and clean my room!
One time, little Johnny was watching TikTok, and he saw a toy that he wanted so badly, so he cleaned up the whole house and did his homework. When he was done, he saw a spill on the table. He went to the sink to grab a cloth, but when he came back, it was gone. He went to his mom's room and saw a drink with the label "daddy's drink," so he drunk it and said, "It's daddy's; he won't mind," and all day he was like the Flash. So he went back, turned the bottle around, and it said "Speedy," and then he said, "Oh, great heavens!"
A hot woman called "Jessie" was showering when the phone rang.
Jessie was upset because the phone wouldn't stop ringing, and she goes out naked from the bathroom to answer the phone in the hall.
Jessie on the phone: 《Hello? 》
The one on the phone: 《Oh hi, I'm Jeff, I just wanted to tell you don't go out from your bathroom naked next time because my brother is behind you right now trying to rape you.》
Jessie: 《Stop it my sister! This is the 10th time you do this cringe joke! It gets boring!》
But sadly it wasn't a joke, and she cried a lot that night and learned how not to go out naked from the bathroom again.
One day my sister was making hotdogs. My sister asked me if I wanted some. I said no. Then my sister asked my friend, and he always said no.
Then my sister said I have to eat it plain with no flavor. We have no ketchup, mustard, or onions. My friend said I got something to give it flavor. My sister said, "Okay."
My sister left the kitchen to get something. I asked my friend what are you going to do. Then he took the hotdog bread, opened it, and ran his penis all around it, and put some white cream that came out of his penis. I put the hotdogs on the bread. Then my sister came back and put hotdogs on the hotdog bread. I told my sister the hotdogs are ready. She ate them. I asked how were the hotdogs. My sister said, "I don’t know what flavor is this, but it is very tasty."
1st Person: Do you want to know something funny?
2nd Person: Yeah, sure!
1st Person: I don’t know, I’m German!
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Why did the chicken enter the cave?
Because it wanted to get to the Dark Side.
When you want to commit suicide, just say "Allahu Akbar," there will definitely be a blast.
After the shooting, people were asking why they would do it.
They wanted to stop but it turns out they were playing an online game.
Why did the skeleton want a friend? Because he was feeling bonely.
Why don't orphans rob the bank?
Because they're not wanted.
Why do orphans play GTA?
Because they want to feel wanted.
Your forehead is so big, Humpty Dumpty didn’t want to fall off!
What did the toaster say to the piece of bread? "I want you inside me."
A boy went to a genie and said, "I want to be like Batman."
He went home, his parents weren't there.
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I don't blame Amber Heard for wanting Elon Musk, especially if Johnny Depp is hairy and smells like a port-o-potty full of cigarettes and gunsmoke.