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Why do orphans play GTA?

So they can get wanted.

Why do orphans want to get married so bad?

To have someone to call "daddy."

Why do orphans play GTA?

Because they want to feel wanted.

Why don't orphans rob the bank?

Because they're not wanted.

When you want to see and smell your ex for the last time, look at a ugly dog, and smell the garbage.

Ama is a bitch. I want him to die and kill himself.

My girl got mad at me last night for saying to my mom that she had a dildo ready at all times and is always hard, so my mom wanted to see. So I whipped out my penis and my mom said it’s bigger than your dad’s!

Want to hear a pun?

Well, I'll punch you with one!

Why did the rapper start gardening?

He wanted to get more ROOTS in his rhymes.

"The dad was so horny he wanted to have sex with his wife, but his wife said no, so he fucked his daughter."

People want to be nice to each other because they only have one life, and they want to live it well.

Sucks to be them. I'm a cat.

What does Christian say when he wants out of jail?

"Bale me out!"

Did you know what my grandpa wanted for Christmas? A new ass because his one has a crack on it.

I did not want to join sailing, but my friend roped me into it.

You want a pizza from me!!!!

What do you call a moose that doesn't want to be known? Anonymoose.

Want to hear a joke about a guy losing fingers?

Never mind, it’s too pointless.

My priest asked if anyone had any questions or anything interesting they wanted to say.

So I raised my hand, he said why don’t you tell everyone what you have to say.

In front of the whole church I said I did not know Jesus Christ was the first scarecrow.

A hot woman called "Jessie" was showering when the phone rang.

Jessie was upset because the phone wouldn't stop ringing, and she goes out naked from the bathroom to answer the phone in the hall.

Jessie on the phone: 《Hello? 》

The one on the phone: 《Oh hi, I'm Jeff, I just wanted to tell you don't go out from your bathroom naked next time because my brother is behind you right now trying to rape you.》

Jessie: 《Stop it my sister! This is the 10th time you do this cringe joke! It gets boring!》

But sadly it wasn't a joke, and she cried a lot that night and learned how not to go out naked from the bathroom again.

There was once a kid named Timmy. His father and mother went to bed one night and didn't hear or see Timmy come with them.

They all get under the covers. Timmy, still unnoticed, looks under the covers and lets out a blood-curdling scream. "MOMMY, WATCH OUT! THERE IS A SNAKE GOING INTO YOUR BIG BLACK HAIRY BUSH!" And he proceeds to say, "DON'T WORRY MOMMY, I'LL GET IT!" And he takes his father's penis in his mouth and chomps down.

Now I want you to think what their breakfast conversation was the next morning.