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1st Person: Do you want to know something funny?
2nd Person: Yeah, sure!
1st Person: I don’t know, I’m German!
Whoever is an orphan and wants these to go, or if you just want them to go away, comment down below, or if you can't comment, give it a thumbs up!
When you want to commit suicide, just say "Allahu Akbar," there will definitely be a blast.
Why did the chicken enter the cave?
Because it wanted to get to the Dark Side.
After the shooting, people were asking why they would do it.
They wanted to stop but it turns out they were playing an online game.
Memes
Why did the skeleton want a friend? Because he was feeling bonely.
Me: Spanish teacher, why do we need to learn Spanish?
Teacher: Because you might go to Mexico and start a job.
Me: Why would I want to sell drugs?
Hey guys, so we have a friend group and we need followers and people! So far it's me and Royal. If you want to join just comment why and you're in unless people have reasons to not want you!
I don't blame Amber Heard for wanting Elon Musk, especially if Johnny Depp is hairy and smells like a port-o-potty full of cigarettes and gunsmoke.
What did the toaster say to the piece of bread? "I want you inside me."
A boy went to a genie and said, "I want to be like Batman."
He went home, his parents weren't there.
Want to hear a pun?
Well, I'll punch you with one!
Why do orphans play GTA?
So they can get wanted.
Why do orphans want to get married so bad?
To have someone to call "daddy."
Ama is a bitch. I want him to die and kill himself.
Why did two dumb blondes put condoms on the cow's udders because they wanted the cow to practice safe sex?
Teacher: What do you want when you grow up?
That depressed kid in class: Dead.
The emo kid wanted a high five. I left him hanging, so did the tree.
My girl got mad at me last night for saying to my mom that she had a dildo ready at all times and is always hard, so my mom wanted to see. So I whipped out my penis and my mom said it’s bigger than your dad’s!
When you want to see and smell your ex for the last time, look at a ugly dog, and smell the garbage.