Want jokes
I did not want to join sailing, but my friend roped me into it.
People want to be nice to each other because they only have one life, and they want to live it well.
Sucks to be them. I'm a cat.
"The dad was so horny he wanted to have sex with his wife, but his wife said no, so he fucked his daughter."
Why did the rapper start gardening?
He wanted to get more ROOTS in his rhymes.
Did you know what my grandpa wanted for Christmas? A new ass because his one has a crack on it.
Memes
Me: Spanish teacher, why do we need to learn Spanish?
Teacher: Because you might go to Mexico and start a job.
Me: Why would I want to sell drugs?
What did the toaster say to the piece of bread? "I want you inside me."
Why did two dumb blondes put condoms on the cow's udders because they wanted the cow to practice safe sex?
Teacher: What do you want when you grow up?
That depressed kid in class: Dead.
The emo kid wanted a high five. I left him hanging, so did the tree.
Your forehead is so big, Humpty Dumpty didn’t want to fall off!
A boy went to a genie and said, "I want to be like Batman."
He went home, his parents weren't there.
I don't blame Amber Heard for wanting Elon Musk, especially if Johnny Depp is hairy and smells like a port-o-potty full of cigarettes and gunsmoke.
Why do orphans play GTA?
Because they want to feel wanted.
Why don't orphans rob the bank?
Because they're not wanted.
Hey guys, so we have a friend group and we need followers and people! So far it's me and Royal. If you want to join just comment why and you're in unless people have reasons to not want you!
Why do orphans play GTA?
So they can get wanted.
Why do orphans want to get married so bad?
To have someone to call "daddy."
Ama is a bitch. I want him to die and kill himself.
My girl got mad at me last night for saying to my mom that she had a dildo ready at all times and is always hard, so my mom wanted to see. So I whipped out my penis and my mom said it’s bigger than your dad’s!