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Teacher: What do you want when you grow up?
That depressed kid in class: Dead.
The emo kid wanted a high five. I left him hanging, so did the tree.
Why do orphans play GTA?
So they can get wanted.
Why do orphans want to get married so bad?
To have someone to call "daddy."
Why did two dumb blondes put condoms on the cow's udders because they wanted the cow to practice safe sex?
Me listening to some random lgbtq protester say Its racist to ask somebody if they want free fried chicken
Want to hear a joke about a guy losing fingers?
Never mind, it’s too pointless.
Why did the rapper start gardening?
He wanted to get more ROOTS in his rhymes.
My priest asked if anyone had any questions or anything interesting they wanted to say.
So I raised my hand, he said why don’t you tell everyone what you have to say.
In front of the whole church I said I did not know Jesus Christ was the first scarecrow.
"The dad was so horny he wanted to have sex with his wife, but his wife said no, so he fucked his daughter."
My lesbian neighbors and my sister gave me a Rolex for my birthday. I guess they misunderstood when I said I wanted a watch.
Me: Spanish teacher, why do we need to learn Spanish?
Teacher: Because you might go to Mexico and start a job.
Me: Why would I want to sell drugs?
You want a pizza from me!!!!
What do you call a moose that doesn't want to be known? Anonymoose.
I did not want to join sailing, but my friend roped me into it.
Did you know what my grandpa wanted for Christmas? A new ass because his one has a crack on it.
People want to be nice to each other because they only have one life, and they want to live it well.
Sucks to be them. I'm a cat.
What does Christian say when he wants out of jail?
"Bale me out!"
Ama is a bitch. I want him to die and kill himself.
When you want to see and smell your ex for the last time, look at a ugly dog, and smell the garbage.
My girl got mad at me last night for saying to my mom that she had a dildo ready at all times and is always hard, so my mom wanted to see. So I whipped out my penis and my mom said it’s bigger than your dad’s!