Want jokes
Not a joke: one of George Floyd's criminal friends shot his grand-niece as they wanted a piece of the 27 million dollars.
What do you call a deer with hooves in his ears?
Anything you want—he can’t hear you.
My wife said she wanted to leave me. She said it’s because of the abuse, but really, she’s the one abusing herself by drinking alcohol and got poisoning the next day. This shows almost half of the woman’s population is weak both physically and mentally.
Little Johnny was in class, and his teacher asked, "How many of you guys are Trump fans?" Since the entire class wanted to be liked by the teacher, they all raised their hands, well, except Little Johnny. So the teacher asks, "Why are you being different again, Johnny?" So Little Johnny says, "Well, because I'm a Democrat. My mom is a Democrat, and my dad is a Democrat, so I'm a Democrat!" So then the teacher responds with, "Well, what if your mom was a moron, and your dad was an idiot, what would that make you?" Well, Little Johnny says, "A Trump fan!"
Why is Bill the bad guy?
Monica wanted to suck dick.
I'm not transphobic. I just want transparency...
What do you call an orphan who can't get 5 stars on GTA?
Not wanted.
What do you call a male robot who wants to be a girl?
A trans-former.
What does Jeffrey tell his white teens?
You want to take it orally or through anal? Joke, I'm not asking.
What did the rope and the tree say to the kid?
Do you want to hang later?
You want to know what annoying people and dogs have in common.
The female ones are called "bitch."
What's the difference between outlaws and in-laws?
Outlaws are wanted :)
Want to hear a joke about construction?
Sorry, I'm still working on it.
I wanted to bomb a restaurant, so I went in there with a bomb, but the bomb got diffused and did not work.
I asked a person standing nearby. I said, "Hey, do you know how to fix this bomb so I can blow up this place?"
He gave me a book.
It was the Quran.
I said, "What the hell is that?"
He said, "This is the official manual for bomb making."
I asked my nan if she wouldn't mind shitting in a bucket when we went camping. She replied, "Why the fuck would I want to sit in a bucket?" So eventually she did, and I took the best shit I have ever had!
Do you want to hear a dark joke? Let me turn the lights off.
I said to the orphan, "Do you want me to take you to your family? Oh wait..."
Why can't orphans get five stars in GTA?
Because they're not wanted.
What do you call a group of Emo kids?
Suicide Squad.
What jumps and never let's go?
An Emo kid.
I bet all Emos want to be like their biggest influencers some day.
Dead.
Why do Emos want to be the "Scene" these days?
The only thing I've "Scene" from them is their suicide rate climbing, it's starting to climb quicker than they did to get to the top of whatever they jumped off.
If you want to SH but not in the sell farm way, come ooon.. do you even know what does that means?..