Want jokes
When I see your face, there's one thing I want to change.
The direction I'm looking.
So my depressed friend wanted to high-five the tree by the cemetery.
The tree left him hanging though.
Want a kiss, daddy? Want a blow job?
If an orphan wants food, who does it? No one. Everybody just watches him starve because they couldn't find his parents.
Why don't orphans rob the bank?
Because they're not wanted.
Why do orphans like getting kidnapped? Because someone actually wants them. 🤣
Kid: "Hey, are you an orphan?"
Friend: "Yeah, but you are too."
Kid: "At least my parents wanted me."
Why does an orphan want to be a prostitute?
Because they want to call someone "daddy."
Dad: Want to go to the park, kid?
Kid: Sure.
Dad: Come on.
Kid: Why are we at the orphanage?
Dad: Go in.
Mom says: "I will go kill myself."
Me: *stays quiet cuz knows better than to talk* *also me internally eyerolls*
Some time later me fighting with my mom:
Me to my mom: "Oh, yea than kill me!"
Mom: "What the hell did you just say? I don't want to hear it from you again!"
Lesson?
So it's OK for adults to say "I'll kill myself" but not teens/kids!?!?
Want to hear the worst joke ever? Then look in a mirror.
You're so ugly your mom said, "I want an abortion."
Q. Why did the orphan rob a bank?
A. To feel wanted for the first fucking time.
I wanted to fall off a cliff, sadly, there aren't any cliffs near my house.
I wanted to fall off a cliff, sadly, there aren't any cliffs near my house.
Why do orphans want to be criminals?
I want to make a joke about old age, but I'm too senile to finish it.
A kid goes to bed with his dad because he’s scared of the dark. Turns out he just wanted to have sex.
"You did great!"
"Come here and get your prize, a shiny quarter!"
"Nah, that's okay."
"Here's the quarterback."
"You don't want the quarter?"
"No! Quarterback!"
"Huh?"
(Crashes) (screams)
"Yo, sorry 'bout that."
"You think he's gonna be mad?"
"Who? Baldi?"
"Nah, he doesn't have a HAIR in the world!"
(Annoying Orange laughs) (Baldi groans)
Why did the orphan rob a bank?
To be wanted.