Want jokes
The depressed kid wanted a high-five from the tree, but it left him hangin'.
No joke. I just want to say that my thoughts are with the Ukrainian people, and I wish them the best. Best of luck.
Why can't orphans become criminals? Because she isn't wanted.
I was reading the news and read that a kid killed his family, and when they interviewed him, he said he wanted to become Batman.
Why do orphans play GTA so much?
Because they can be wanted for once.
Why do orphans play GTA?
They want to be wanted.
Poor kids in American schools, they want books, but all they get are magazines.
A straight man and a gay man are talking. The straight man says, "I'm wanted in 2 states for murder." and the gay man replies with, "Oh, that sucks. I'm wanted in 13 for existing."
What do you call a person with no arms and legs?
You can call him whatever you want; he's not coming.
Why did the ocean wave?
It wanted to say "Hi Tide."
What did the toaster say to the slice of bread? "I want you inside me."
What's the difference between an emo and a prisoner?
The prisoner is wanted!
Herpes? No, I don't want her. Her pees.
How do you know when you are dating a cannibal?
You go to the beach, he offers to put suntan oil on you, and the brand name is Wesson.
You are having sex and he says he wants to eat your a$$ and you notice he is holding a knife and fork.
He invites you to his home to use the hot tub and it is heated by a wood fire.
You are having an argument and you say "bite me" and he starts to sharpen his teeth.
"I can lose 10 ugly pounds anytime I want -- I'll just cut off my head!"
Do you use humor to make light of your emotional eating and your weight? Make jokes about overeating and being fat as a way of getting along with other people? I was a Grand Champion at it.
What do you call a deaf person?
Whatever you want!
I know what I want to be for Halloween! A pumpkin! I'm very good at carving into myself, after all.
The UK is a joke. I want to leave ASAP.
Once there were three girls taking a walk in the mountains. One was a brunette, one was a redhead, and the other was a dumb blonde. They came to a cliff and the brunette said, "If you jump off that cliff and say what you want to be you will become it." So the brunette jumped off and said "falcon" and became a falcon. The redhead jumped off and said "eagle" and became an eagle. The dumb blonde ran, was about to jump, but tripped on a rock, and said "crap."
My wife and I just decided we don't want to have children.
So if anyone wants them, our contact information is below.