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I said to the orphan, "Do you want me to take you to your family? Oh wait..."
Why can't orphans get five stars in GTA?
Because they're not wanted.
What do you call a group of Emo kids?
Suicide Squad.
What jumps and never let's go?
An Emo kid.
I bet all Emos want to be like their biggest influencers some day.
Dead.
Why do Emos want to be the "Scene" these days?
The only thing I've "Scene" from them is their suicide rate climbing, it's starting to climb quicker than they did to get to the top of whatever they jumped off.
If you want to SH but not in the sell farm way, come ooon.. do you even know what does that means?..
Why do orphans watch "The Nightmare Before Christmas"?
Answer: Oogie Boogie is ugly, so they want to be ugly.
Why do orphans live in an orphanage?
Answer: Because they are wanted there.
Therapist: What do you want to do when you grow up?
Me: Oh, I wan-
Therapist: Don’t say to be dead.
Me: Well, I want to be an entrepreneur. I want to sell land, pencils, oh yeah. I also want to sell farm.
Yo mama so fat, that’s why people don’t want to marry her, except for fat guys.
I want an almond-flavored biscuit. Amaretti? You bet I am!
I want an almond-flavored biscuit.
They asked JFK Jr. if he wanted to shower before his flight. He said, "No, I'll just wash up on shore!"
Why did the boy leave his chestnuts in the rain?
He wanted them rusted.
Are you a school? Because I want to shoot a bunch of kids in you.
Boobs are like batteries...
AA will get the job done...
C is bigger than AA...
D is bigger that C...
...and if they're square, you don't want to put your tongue on them!
Are you a school? Because I want to shoot kids inside you.
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
So they could be wanted.
Do you want to hear a joke?
You.
What's the difference between an orphanage and a supermarket?
People actually want stuff in a supermarket.
A kid annoyed me the other day. I told him to shut up and go back to his parents. That's the last time I'm going to an orphanage.
Are you Jesus? Because I want to nail you.