Want jokes
"I want to kill my family."
-realizes-
Why don't orphans play GTA?
Because they're sad they don't get wanted!
My teacher said, "I'm gonna leave soon, I don't want to be here anymore!" So I shot her.
Why did the chicken cross the road to Popeyes Chicken?
It wanted to pop some chicken eyes...
You're adopted, do you want to know why? Because you're so ugly.
Yo mama's so fat, Darth Vader wanted her to be the Death Star!
Want to know what I do in my freetime?
Punch an orphan, cuz what are they going to do, tell their mom?
I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandpa, not screaming in terror like all the passengers on the plane he was flying.
Why did the priest want to learn how to play the organ?
He wanted to be able to finger A minor.
Teacher says, "Okay class, today we're gonna talk about what everyone wants to be when they grow up." Little Johnny, how about you go first."
Little Jonny: "I want to be a speed bump when I grow up!"
Why do orphans become criminals?
To know what it’s like to be wanted.
If I wanted to kill myself, I would climb to the top of your ego then jump to your IQ.
When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.
I was digging in my backyard and found a chest of coins. I wanted to run inside and tell my wife. Then I remembered why I was digging in the backyard.
What is the most popular game at the orphanage?
Need For Speed: Most Wanted.
Why did the chicken cross the road to KFC?
He wanted to see a chicken strip.
Why do emos hang themselves? Because no one wants to hang around them.
Women be like, "Equal rights, equal pay," then decide that they don't want to do labor intensive jobs.
It's weird being an autistic eugenicist.
On one hand I want pussy and on the other hand I don't wanna pollute the white race with my genetic filth.
I was digging in a garden once and found a chest full of gold. I wanted to show my wife, but then I thought about why I was digging in the first place.