Want jokes
My friend wants to do martial arts, but he's disabled, so I guess it’s partial arts.
What do you call a dog with no legs? Call him whatever you want, he's not coming.
Why do orphans become criminals? Because they want to know what it's like to be wanted.
There once was a man that wanted to join a group of right-handed men, but he wrote with the other hand. He got left behind.
I will never understand why manslaughter is illegal.
Men should be able to laugh at whatever they want.
I got jealous of the zebras. Sorry, I’ll cut it out. I wanted to practice for my med school test.
What do you do if your online friend wants to commit suicide? You can't do anything, he's already on line.
Once there was this kid that wanted to shower with his dad, so his dad said yes. Then he asked, "What is that?" and his dad said it's a chow chow train.
The next day, he wanted to shower with his mom, so she said yes. He asked again, "What is that?" and she said it was a tunnel with light.
The same day, he wanted to sleep with them, and they said yes.
In the middle of the night, he woke up and told his mom to turn on the light because the chow chow train is going in.
What did the people in 9/11 say when they got the wrong pizza? Man, they got it wrong, I wanted this shitty plane!
Are you a gun because I want to live with you?
"911, what’s your emergency?" I asked, listening to the quiet sobs of a little kid on the other end of the line.
“I think my daddy want to kill me,” the girl said and cried, making me freeze on the spot as I recognized my daughter’s voice.
I asked the orphan if he wanted to watch all the Tom Holland Spider-Man movies with me, and he started crying.
The orphan's best friend wanted to meet his family, so he took a selfie.
I bought an orphan iPhone 8 Plus and he said he doesn't want it 'cause it didn't have a HOME button.
Kid says to genie,
"I want to be like Batman!"
Kid goes home, both of them are dead.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To because he wanted to find home >:D
Why did the orphan go to rob the bank? Because he wanted to be wanted! >:D
There were 5 people on an airplane.
1. The pilot 2. The businessman 3. The Minister 4. The school child 5. The Smartest person in the world
The plane takes off, a good, solid 1 hour in. The pilot comes out and says, "OK guys, I have good news and bad news."
"Bad News is the plane is gonna crash. The good news is that I have 4 parachutes."
The pilot says to his passengers, "Well I'm a pilot, I fly planes. People depend on me!" Took a parachute and went out.
The businessman stands up and says, "Well I'm a businessman, I run companies!" Took a parachute and went out.
The smartest person in the world stands up and says, "I'm the smartest person in the world. No one is smarter than me!" Took a parachute and went out.
Now the minister says to the school child, "Well God has given me a good life. I want you to take the last parachute," and the school child has a massive smile on her face and starts laughing all of the sudden and the minister says, "Why are you smiling?! We're about to die!!!!"
And the school child says to the minister, "Well actually [we're] not gonna die because there are still 2 parachutes left because the smartest person in the world just took my school bag!"
Are you a trampoline? Because I want to bounce on you.
Why do orphans become criminals?
So they can become wanted for once.